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@Capt_Unknown85

Airline Captain | Can't tell - Name, Company or political preference. Else I'll be fired from the job or lynched by a mob.

Katılım Kasım 2021
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Capt.Joker
Capt.Joker@Capt_Unknown85·
Thankyou 🙏🏻
DCP Central Noida@DCPCentralNoida

@Bharat24Up @CMOfficeUP @UPGovt @dgpup @Uppolice @noidapolice @CP_Noida @DCPGreaterNoida उक्त प्रकरण के सम्बन्ध में थाना बिसरख पुलिस द्वारा तत्काल कार्रवाई करते 02 व्यक्तियों को हिरासत में लिया गया है। गाड़ी को सीज कर दिया गया है। अग्रिम विधिक कार्रवाई की जा रही है।

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Aditya Raj Kaul
Aditya Raj Kaul@AdityaRajKaul·
Iranian High-Level delegation which landed in Pakistan for Islamabad talks gave a heartfelt tribute to young children killed in American airstrikes in Minab Elementary School in Iran and other attacks. Blood-soaked school bags and footwear with photos for the world to see. 💔
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Aditya Raj Kaul@AdityaRajKaul·
US began the war with the objective of freeing people of Iran from the ‘Islamic Regime’ and is ending it by surrendering at the Strait of Hormuz and giving a terror state like Pakistan stature of a mediator. Guess what desperation for an off ramp can do during a mad conflict.
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vir sanghvi@virsanghvi·
People keep complaining about @IndiGo6E ground handling so here’s my experience today at Khajuraho airport. Three check in counters open & manned but two refuse to accept passengers. Every one is directed to one counter manned by a trainee. As I am checking in I ask the counter supervisor why the other counters won’t accept passengers. “They are only for fast forward.” Me: I thought there was no fast forward any longer! “It’s not on the site but we do have it” Me: What do you get in fast forward? “You get priority baggage handling and priority boarding.” Me: If I had known I would have taken it. “You can still take it.” I hand over my credit card. He swipes it. As the luggage is being tagged I notice there is. no Fast Forward tag and ask about it. “ We stopped doing priority baggage handling for Fast Forward. It only gives you priority check in. “ But I had already checked in. I wouldn’t have taken it if you hadn’t told me about priority baggage handling . “I never said priority baggage handling.” Yes you did . I heard you. “Okay at least you can board any time you like.” I ask for the manager. The supervisor insists he never said anything about baggage handling. Manager: “I will not accept that my staff are lying.” But you think I am lying? He shrugs. The sum of money is small & the issue is minor. But given how much we have heard about the culture of lying in @indigo , firing one gora scapegoat may not be enough. The rot has infected the culture
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Griffin
Griffin@6ESinger157593·
When Pieter Elbers joined @IndiGo6E in September 2022, the stock was ₹2029. Today, as he steps down: ₹4383. That’s ~24% CAGR in INR. But global investors see a different scoreboard. Adjust for rupee depreciation: $25 → $48 ≈ 1.9× in ~3.5 years ≈ ~20% CAGR in USD. For an airline. An industry Warren Buffett once called a capital destroyer. Headlines will focus on operational crises. But markets quietly recorded something else: Nearly 20% dollar compounding from an airline stock. That’s not common. That’s exceptional. Well done Pieter. 👏🏾
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Capt.Joker@Capt_Unknown85·
@Aviatorflyboy True sir. Also whenever an aircraft is involved in an incident / accident, the regulator takes both the Cp and Fo down with them although as you rightly said, CP has to bear most of the brunt.
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VT-VSC@Aviatorflyboy·
@Capt_Unknown85 Well Sir the Capt of the Ship has to take the credit/discredit of the act
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Biggles
Biggles@TRE_320·
The biggest threat to a safe landing is your descent planning. Wasting all of your brain cells on getting it just right will only tunnel vision you away from other procedures which also require your attention. Stay somewhere between fast/furious and low/slow for longevity👨🏻‍✈️ #Pilot #pilotlife #Training #SafeyFirst
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Arvind@magarmach_·
Hey @CSMIA_Official can I get a TSAT for Bay 115 please? Been sitting in the aircraft for an hour now.
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Rishi Jain
Rishi Jain@rishiviate·
Glad to see Captain Rohit Rikhye replace Jason Herter as head of Operations Control Centre (OCC) at Indigo Good to see an Indian or NRI get the job. We need to create an aviation talent pool of Indians and NRIs.
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The Joker
The Joker@trend_nosig·
@adityakalra If it looks like a Donkey and it Tweets like a Donkey, it’s probably a Donkey.
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Aditya Kalra
Aditya Kalra@adityakalra·
I've sought clarity from India's regulator on Air India pilots allowing a teenage passenger into the cockpit & briefly shutting the cockpit door after landing & parking in Delhi. AI manual, as per a pilot, says "Customers are NOT permitted into the flight deck at all times". Are kids exempted?
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VT-VSC@Aviatorflyboy·
Indian dont like to say”Thank you” but will cry and crib about everything that is not even in pur control. Context. Tonight DEL has vis of 125M . Landed with a full flight )200+ pax) on first attempt. Taxied to stand within 15 min despite blinding fog. And after getting down only one( I repeat only 1 pax) came up to say thanks for getting you on time safely inspite of Blinding fog. if the flight had been diverted or delayed you would see shouting screaming passengers frantically typing on Social media about the absolutely “ horrible “ service by A B C Airline.. Learn to say Thank you , it does not cost you money
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Capt.Joker@Capt_Unknown85·
Why does the Dutch CEO never clicks a picture with the operating pilots on the inaugural flights. Like never . It’s Always only the CC 🤔
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Capt.Joker@Capt_Unknown85·
By now, any sane organisation would have got rid of this man and the ones mentioned in the article. Speaks volume of the culture and ethics that’s been brewing in IndiGo. It’s time Rahul Bhatia steps in and cleans up the system. The Dutch will protect the Spanish guy.
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Capt.Joker@Capt_Unknown85·
Having read your article, am surprised why the company isn’t taking any action against Tapas Dey. his name has popped up so many times in the news in last one year. Being a listed company, isn’t IndiGo bothered about its image which is being tarnished by one man again and again.
Tarun Shukla@shukla_tarun

New : - @DGCAIndia says @IndiGo6e has said in its weekly meeting yesterday that it has enough pilot to continue to operate current flights after Feb 10 - So exemptions on pilot flight duty will not be required post that - It has 2,280 Airbus captains, 2,050 co-pilots ✈️

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