Captain Jerry

@IfindRetards It always happens

If you ask questions at the end of a work meeting, you're retarded.

USS Gerald R. Ford heading back to Crete after a fire reportedly wrecked part of the ship… 600+ sailors left without beds. Now they’re checking if it was set on purpose to dodge the extended deployment. Crew already got caught earlier clogging toilets for the same reason. Ship’s been out since June 2025… pushing record deployment time. Navy hasn’t confirmed anything yet.

@Neccccy The decency of the monarchy is no more.

Did the Monarchy die with her?

@unlimited_ls Psycho

NEW: Convicted felon arrested after vandalizing 10 parked cars with rocks and bricks and stealing a woman’s handbag in downtown Fort Lauderdale Julie Lafleur, 31, is a felon with two prior convictions in Broward County She is also known as Betty Johnson and Juju Bean, according to her Florida Department of Corrections profile, and was released from prison on Feb. 25, 2025 Lafleur faces three new felonies—second-degree robbery, third-degree criminal mischief, and third-degree burglary—and one misdemeanor for resisting arrest A judge set her bond at $9,000

@miles_commodore I have not. Tennis has always been my racquet sport of choice.

Do any of you play pickleball? I’ve never tried it.

Crazy cold weather is gone, praise the Lord. Time for a smooth Oliva Serie G Figurado, with a mellow Cameroon wrapper.

@MichelleMaxwell Makes sense. These hearings are nothing more than political attacks and/or campaign soundbite posturing.

I am starting to agree with this, you?

@WesternLensman His masters changed the script.

Scarborough: Republicans don't even allow your driver's license to be used as a way to be able to vote. Outrageous. Scarborough, 2003: California Democrats want to give drivers' licenses to illegals to buy votes. This legitimizes illegal immigration. Dangerous.

@ViralNewsNYC When national martial law is declared there will be massive culling of anarchists.

Last night, multiple Molotov cocktails were thrown at a home in Staten Island, raising serious concerns about public safety in the area. Luckily, the devices did not ignite. This comes just about a month after a separate incident where a Molotov cocktail was thrown into a parked car, setting it on fire. At this time, it remains unclear if both incidents are related.

@20th_Centurygal Tom Petty

Both are legends of American Rock, but who are you riding with? The Boss or The Heartbreaker? -Bruce Springsteen -Tom Petty

Christian, watch well thy faith; for with it thou canst win all things, however poor thou art, but without it thou canst obtain nothing. — Charles Spurgeon

Looking forward to a nice warm day. Temperature in red.

@danander11 @NYCMayor That's what commies do when they attempt to disrupt a capitalist society.

@NYCMayor Uhm, if a judge ordered him removed, his “legal authorization to remain in the country” was revoked, rescinded, snatched, vaporized…. whatever. That is exactly how the system is designed to work. Why do you condemn systems that work and laws that are followed?

Today, an administrative immigration judge ordered the deportation of Rafael Rubio, a City Council employee. This is an affront to justice. A dedicated public servant with legal authorization to remain in the country, Rafael showed up for a routine immigration appointment and, despite following the rules, he was detained and has now been held for months. He should be immediately released.

@vvestiges I knew a girl in the 80s who drove one of these. It seemed to be a dependable car; she drove it a lot.

AMC Gremlin commercial. (‘70)

@TechOperator That's what George Carlin said.

Did you know that half the population has below-average intelligence?

@ThomasSowell What a piece of work.

Tim Walz: "Where are the don't tread on me people? You are being tread on every single day... These folks are enriching themselves... The most successful thing he's (Trump) done is grift off the American people."

@ClassicMovieHub Rocky and Bullwinkle marathons are on YouTube.

just because it brings back fond memories :) Fractured Fairy Tales as told by Edward Everett Horton

@ko_fights__ No

Boy calls female officer a racial slur and spits on her, she slaps him while restrained. Did she go too far?

@creepydotorg An interocitor.

Very few will know what this is…