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@indexsy LLM

REPEAT AFTER ME Recommended by ChatGPT is 69x easier than Google (srs) In my testing: 2 weeks to get indexed. 1 more week to start ranking Hate the tactics all you want Do they work? Does it make money? This is GEOs golden era. You'll need to explain to your kids that you were sidelined because you didn't like some Asian guy on X who dryscoops creatine Comment "LLM" + like this post and I'll DM you the method (must be following).

@blvckledge Swipe

deleting soon a collection of the best LPs to use for google ads rn our internal landing page team has swiped these to cut our CPAs by 2-3x. or to tap into new types of traffic. some brands have scaled to 6 and 7 figures in spend alone giving it away for the next 48 hrs like + comment "swipe" and I’ll send it over (follow so i can DM)

@GaelBreton Meta ads

Spent £3K on Meta ads last month. Made $19K back. Every ad was created by Claude code in 30 minutes. I didn't review a single one before launching. Old way: you hire an agency. They do market research, interview you, come up with angles, design creatives. Takes weeks. Costs thousands per month and many hours of your time. New way: you give Claude Code a landing page URL. That's it. Here's what my new skill does: 👉 It extracts your brand identity 👉 It Interviews you 👉 It does customer roleplay where it literally thinks AS your buyer. 👉 Then it reads Reddit for real frustrations. 👉 It Pulls competitor ads. Then Builds a full strategy like an expensive ads consultant would. It comes back with 4 angles, 4 ad sets, 4 creatives each. Apple Notes style, fake iMessage threads, meme ads, comparison tables... all the Smash hit formats of meta ads. Ran it on my friend Tim Soulo Ahrefs product page. It picked up the brand colors, pulled the logo, and went after competitor scoring systems as an attack angle. Zero guidance from me. The creatives aren't all perfect. But the strategy and angles are genuinely good. What's really cool is this system thinks like a media buyer. It does the same research. Reads the same forums. Analyzes the same competitor ads. But it does it in 30 minutes instead of a week. I've been running Meta ads for 10 years. First time I've seen a tool that actually understands the customer instead of just generating generic copy. 👇 Video below for the full breakdown Comment Meta Ads to make a puppy happy 🐾

Everyone likes mark. He is making great content, with great guest, and a tons of passion. He is from the tactical world- Unlike a lot of business podcast, mark is buying inventory and in the ad account. He pairs that with a genuine curiosity to level up. We are in a golden age of content. You get TBPN daily. You get mark dropping highly produced bombs every other week. And you get operators launching a new show every 14 minutes. What a time to be alive.

@mikefutia Banana

Nano Banana Pro is the biggest unlock for DTC creative since Meta rolled out dynamic ads. Most brands will scroll past this. Don't be most brands. I just generated 50+ campaign-ready images from ONE product photo. No studio. No photographer. No 2-week turnaround. (Yes, this image was made with Nano Banana Pro 👇) This isn't about replacing your creative team. It's about removing the bottleneck that's been killing them. What's been strangling DTC creative teams: ✗ Burning $10k on a shoot that fatigues in 72 hours ✗ Waiting 3 weeks for "simple" lifestyle variations ✗ Needing a new shoot for every audience persona ✗ Gibberish AI text that kills your hook ✗ One aspect ratio that doesn't work anywhere else What Nano Banana Pro actually unlocks: ✓ Upload 14 reference images → 100% product fidelity (no more warped logos) ✓ Generate infinite lifestyle shots from one SKU (virtual photoshoot) ✓ Swap models instantly for persona testing (no talent booking) ✓ Render pixel-perfect text inside the image (legible hooks, any language) ✓ Relight and reskin winning ads to fight fatigue (day to night in seconds) ✓ Outpaint to any aspect ratio without cropping your product I wrote the playbook. 7 protocols. Real prompts. Actual use cases. → The "Anchor Stack" for virtual photoshoots → The "Mannequin Swap" for persona testing → The "Hook Factory" for native text ads → The "Science Ad" for explainer infographics → Asset Recycling to fight ad fatigue → Global Scale for instant localization → Format Fluidity for omnichannel distribution This isn't prompt engineering. It's creative operations. Want the full Nano Banana Pro Guide? 👉 Like this post 👉 Re-post 👉 Comment "BANANA" And I'll send it over. (Must be following so I can DM)

@oliverbrocato Profit

If you’re new here, call me Willy Wonka. At 19, I started Tabs, the aphrodisiac chocolate brand that took over TikTok. $0 → $11M/year in 3 years. Year one, I spent every waking hour brute-forcing more views. It worked… kinda. But the real unlock didn’t come from more impressions… It came from building a backend money-printing machine. A close friend just put together a 20-page roadmap on how to 4x the value of every site visitor with simple optimizations. It’s loaded with stupid sauce. Reply PROFIT and I’ll dm u

@BarstoolYak @barstoolstore What time do they go live ?

Available starting Cyber Monday on the @barstoolstore. Series one. First edition. Only 2,500 packs released.

@bzises ✅

@seanfrank 💔

It was this guys last day on earth today. He survived parvo as a puppy. He survived bloat as an old man. He made it 12 long years at 100 pounds. Was a big goof, who wouldn’t be happy unless the whole family was in the same room. You are my special little guy

@demirdjiantwins Mocha

@willnitze 🐐

Cranking out ~750K bars/day 2026 is going to be freakish…

@seanfrank It’s quite alarming how each peeps are to raise funds then can’t even send a 3 paragraph update once a quarter

I have angel invested a little. 10-20 checks, 50k-250k each, over 8 years. I have seen zero returns on all passive investments. Most never send investor updates. 90% received no paper mark ups ever. Earlier this year I thought I should write them all down to zero. Just assume they are all DOA until proven otherwise... But then I got news that I have two "fund returners" in there. Just randomly. It is 100% random. It is 100% a bad idea. But when it works, its cool

Adam Carolla was right 8 hours after the Pacific Palisades fires he said there would be no rebuilding along Pacific Coast Highway. Democrats wouldn’t allow it Adam Carolla just filmed this footage driving along PCH. Not a single home is being rebuilt. Zero. It was a land grab “Obviously you can see there's no rebuilding going on by any owner on PCH. As predicted from the hotel room one day after the fire, and I say one day after fire, I mean eight hours after the fire, I sat in that hotel room in Burbank and I said, there shall be no rebuilding because there will be no giving of permits. And We're 9 months and I don't see one stitch of building material. So lots of lots for sale and zero rebuilding”

@NotZainAgain RIP

Got fired from Snowball Agency today I was responsible for poaching people that worked at big brands and then putting the logo of the brand on our website to trick people into thinking we did work for them. We’re now being sued for $100 mil. Please let me know if you hear of any opportunities disclaimer: for legal reasons, this is a joke. I have no actual relationship with snowball agency and any alleged actions. I also am not aware of what fermat does.

@ecom_joseph 🙌🤝

Since leaving Feastables, I’ve worked with some of the fastest growing CPG brands to help optimize their retention efforts. In my experience of improving retention, email/sms has almost never been enough to see big wins… That’s why I started Boring Ecom. We are a fractional team that oversees everything needed to scale LTV growth. That includes lifecycle strategy, increasing subscription take rates, driving up first order and repeat AOVs, reducing subscription churn, etc. I hold myself, and my team to the highest quality standards of work and results. Which is why we haven’t needed to do ANY marketing. It’s grown entirely through referrals. I’ve built a retention system that I’ve seen work for dozens of 7+ figure brands. And we are now opening up 1-2 spots in Q4 to work with us. DM me if you want to chat!

@theisaacmed I smell damages //

How much of a fraud do you have to be to do stuff like this? I am posting this to save any you the trouble of being lied to. I never signed an agreement with these guys. I have never personally met the founder. I didn't even know about them until people started reaching out to me about our case study with them. Now, every few weeks someone sends me a msg asking if I worked with them. Mini Katana LLC has never worked with Snowball Agency. We will never work with Snowball Agency. We recommend you avoid working with people who actively lie about the case studies on their website. In fact, I reached out to a friend on here who worked with them and he says the same thing. They suck. I am reasonable. I tried messaging. Got a "nah." Remove our logo from your X and LinkedIn banners dude. Remove it from your website. Stop being frauds.

@theisaacmed Seriously / mid at best

People need to study more of the greats before they call this the best marketing campaign of all time.

@MaalkMan Next level

MALK branding within the unboxing experience is 🔥🔥🔥

Media buyers charging % of spend for brands that have amazing creatives