Chad Kaplan

@windowsfaxscan I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that.

If you don't know Thelonious Monk's middle name, google it right now

@SVG__Collection The White Stripes. They hit the next level with White Blood Cells.

Name the musician or band.

@NeuterTheDebt @JudiciaryDems It’s waaaaay less than 0.01%

Which is more desirable? You decide... Scenario 1: SAVE act passes. Result: Approx. 5% of (previous) likely voters stay away from the polls due to noncompliance with new red tape. Scenario 2: SAVE act fails to pass. Result: Approx 0.01% of votes continue to be cast illegally by noncitizens. I favor Scenario 2. How about you?

Sen. CORNYN: I don’t get how the SAVE Act disenfranchises. Sen. DURBIN: Happy to explain. Drivers licenses don’t work. 50% of Americans don’t have passports. Cornyn: Amend it? Durbin: When’s the last time the Senate amended a bill?

@dibbedibbedabb_ I live in American and have never seen this before.

Why does America sell ground beef like this???

@lostarryy @offbeatorbit That is not their most popular song.

I’m sorry did gorillaz really play Clint Eastwood on SNL instead of something from the new album???

@abberz09 @candaceReading1 Finally a good use of AI!

@candaceReading1 A bureau of burros in a burrow.

Bureau

@Reply_Addict @Breaking911 He can’t anymore.

@Breaking911 Didn't know Charlie could ball like that

Stephen A. Smith: “We saw Charlie Kirk catch 8 receptions for 144 yards…I apologize. Oh my God. Christian Kirk”

@SepzenoOfficial The Leftovers

@4real_Emenefee @nut_history That’s not a real rule.

@nut_history tie goes to the runner

Alright. Now that #Christmas morning has come and gone Let’s settle this - ask the family if you must Safe or out. You make that call

@JeffPassan These all make sense, except you could argue for EDLC over Lindor and Alonso over Freeman.

Full starters for the National League All-Star team: C: Will Smith, LAD 1B: Freddie Freeman, LAD 2B: Ketel Marte, ARI SS: Francisco Lindor, NYM 3B: Manny Machado, SDP OF: Ronald Acuña Jr., ATL OF: Kyle Tucker, CHC OF: Pete Crow-Armstrong, CHC DH: Shohei Ohtani, LAD

@kaapie @nut_history The ball isn’t hit nearly as hard in cricket.

@nut_history Try watching cricket, with a much harder ball and no gloves 😂

Where the hell do these guys come up with their ideas? This catch is blowing my mind.

I feel sick that Ashli Babbitt’s family is getting our tax money because she died while doing terrorism.

@rxlarryd You have it completely backwards. All 4 hard hit balls so far have been on fastballs. All swings and misses have been on breaking balls.

Kershaw doesn’t have anything but his fastballl today. Not executing any of his breaking stuff

@YaBoi909 @BNightengale He has to pass through waivers first before deciding whether to accept the assignment. He might get claimed.

@BNightengale They literally DFA'd him but said this as a farewell lmao. He could just accept his AAA assignment.

Dodgers catcher Austin Barnes was designated for assignment but he won’t be out of work long as he’s valued as a fabulous defensive catcher and terrific clubhouse presence.

@TheMetsX That’s not LeMahieu’s fault. The throw was perfect. Rice just doesn’t try to catch it for some reason.

Who needs Gleyber Torres when you have DJ Lemahieu 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@BlakeHHarris He should get a chance over Outman.

Esteury Ruiz since joining OKC: 29 games 19 SB .283 AVG .403 OBP .868 OPS 132 wRC+ .395 wOBA 14.8 BB% 14.8 K%

@yeadudeitschr1s @FSAPOJake @DiscussingFilm White Lotus, Gilded Age, The Rehearsal, and Righteous Gemstones are all fantastic. Last of Us has its moments too.

@FSAPOJake @DiscussingFilm Well the new name fit their change in content quality. There’s only ever 1 show a year at most that’s half decent on HBO now.. most of HBO’s content sucks for the last decade

Max is changing its name to HBO Max

@juanziggyramos @FabianArdaya Left field and backup catcher.

@FabianArdaya I hope he actually gets playing time, but where?

The Dodgers are calling up prized catching prospect Dalton Rushing, sources tell The Athletic.

@andyvsd @JomboyMedia This is a terrible take.

@JomboyMedia Position players pitching is the worst thing in baseball. Save the we need to save the bullpen nonsense.

Kiké Hernandez is pitching for the Dodgers with the pitcher's protective helmet on

@ImDFC @FoolishBB 42, actually!

@FoolishBB Hard to believe, but Justin Verlander in 40

New entry in "Player I Didn't Realize Is THAT Old." Kyle Higashioka is 35.