Chispain

Almighty God, Thank You so much for everything. 🙏🙏

@DrJoeAbah He wanted to pull off the Egungun style. But he didn’t know there’s levels to that. You don’t pull it off with some class of people.

To be honest, I too find those “May we know you?” interviewers rather annoying. I have sometimes answered “No.” They know who they are interviewing before asking to interview them and I have never seen them play the clip of a known person telling them their name or what they do.

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Everyone Go and see this film by @Flairtitude 💪🔥🔥🔥🔥

With this film, we wanted a feel good movie that we keep simple and sweet… and I believe we did just that; It’s warm, it’s simple and hopeful. It’s a perfect day to watch our film❤️

@TonyOElumelu @NextNigeriaPre Congratulations Mr. T.O. Elumelu.

Today, I turn a year older. And every year on this day, I reflect on something far bigger than me. For a long time, I believed luck was something that just happens to you. Then I realised, luck can be engineered. Opportunity can be democratised. Hope is not just a feeling; it is a system we can build.

@Uncle2Triplets @otokyo__ 👍🏻👌👏👏👏

@Chispain_ @otokyo__ No one. Self taught..🫢.

Who taught you ?

Eid Mubarak.

@toluogunlesi 😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

PRESS RELEASE NDCN WELCOMES ESCALATION OF HOSTILITIES AMONG EFF EFF KAY, REN O’MOCKERY AND BOB D. JOURNO The National Distraction Commission of Nigeria (NDCN) has received with great delight and excitement the news of the escalation of hostilities among the aforementioned distinguished personalities. For too long now, a cherished space has been hijacked by pedigree-less streamers and tiktokers who have constantly assaulted national sensibilities with crass and ill-conceived attempts at digital distraction. The reclamation of such a coveted and nationally significant landscape by three eminent Nigerians is therefore most welcome, and a testament to the unwavering efforts of the Commission to restore the highest quality of distraction and lack of decorum to the nation’s storied architecture of bilateral and multilateral vayolens. As we approach a long weekend, we urge all bickering parties to continue to turn deaf ears to the disgruntled elements seeking premature resolution of this brouhaha, and to commit instead to giving Nigerians a performance capable of entertaining the nation till Monday morning. The National Distraction Commission of Nigeria also notes with concern that the battle is currently unequal, with two diplomats arrayed against one journalist, and is urging interested parties to jump into the fray to ensure a more balanced architecture of vayolens.  The Commission remains committed to delivering on its constitutional mandate, and will not hesitate to bring the full weight of the law to bear on all self-appointed peacemakers and de-escalators—including but not limited to placing potent and irrevocable curses on such enemies of progress. The Commission hereby thanks all our stakeholders and everyone at large for your attention to this developing matter. Signed Asimapeyin Kotikanyin Executive Secretary/CEO National Distraction Commission of Nigeria (NDCN) 19 March 2026

As the blessed celebration of Eid begins, we extend our wishes to all our Muslim brothers and sisters 🌙 May this season fill your heart with peace, happiness, and abundant blessings. Celebrate the season and enjoy delicious meals at the Bukka restaurant #eidmubarak

@SisiSimifoodies A

If I were to give you a smaller platter of one of these, which one would you prefer A or B?

@DrJoeAbah @Dadaelius Very hard.

@Chispain_ @Dadaelius Even to cross the leg go hard. 😂

Would be quite funny to tell this men they are effeminate

@DrJoeAbah @Dadaelius Bulge

@Dadaelius Look at the guy in the lighter uniform, third from left, and tell me what you see. 😊

@kaytiki @NOA_Nigeria 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 POS no even carry this kind dirty money 🤣🤣👌

Which kind ransom looking money the graphics guy use na??? So Civil Servants no deserves Mints abi @NOA_Nigeria 😭😭😭😭???

SOUTH EAST VENTURE CAPITAL: Progress Report: 1: more than 250 people have applied so far. 2: closing date is March 27, 2026. 3: Do you have a product with an active market, a solution to a problem and an ambition to scale up. 4: apply guys @SEVCP_SEDC @SEDCgov @markokoyeII @SEV2050 @martinokorowu @ennyola0015 @Realtor_Enny @EbongDi @EmmyPromise71 @Onyeani_Kalu @GoziconC @DavidsOffor @Yucee_

@CelestineC43538 @instablog9ja Yes

@instablog9ja Do u know Ofoma bread back then?? Were you there?

Tell us 👇

So Holidays will be Thursday, Friday and Monday?….

King Charles III and Queen Camilla welcomed President Bola Tinubu and First Lady Remi Tinubu on Wednesday with a blaze of ceremonial grandeur, vibrant colours, mounted cavalry, horse-drawn carts, a fanfare of trumpets, and a gun salute.

BREAKING: Over 61 terrorists eliminated by Nigerian troops during an intense gun battle in Malam Fatori on Wednesday.