Christina Parodi

@Fidelity What a horribly incompetent company. How does one have a supervisor call me?

@FrankV_head @mmpadellan

Yep, cover your ass tampon DD, hopefully the FBI and DOJ come after you conspiracists for fostering hatred and discontent through social media. It’s time to end this conspiracy against our president and the first people that must go are people like you. And pray for Erika Kirk, who had to endure this tragic night because of people like you.

A shooter was killed at the White House Correspondents Dinner after firing off several rounds. trump was evacuated. I've said this before and I'll say it again: the ONLY way to defeat him is politically, at the ballot box. I despise him, but violence is NEVER the answer.

@shaindelr Just two gay boys gettin ready to get it on

I just... How is this reality? This "Make America Healthy Again" video is the weirdest thing I've seen in my life.

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @DOGE Scheduled LOLZ

As my scheduled time as a Special Government Employee comes to an end, I would like to thank President @realDonaldTrump for the opportunity to reduce wasteful spending. The @DOGE mission will only strengthen over time as it becomes a way of life throughout the government.

@JebraFaushay His weiner is..... fabulous.

@LangmanVince I thought she was the lovely @MiaFarrow

57 year old Pamela Anderson at The Met Gala tonight. Thoughts?

I like this one better: “The poop”. 💩

@TheTweetOfGod Jesus, Mary and Joseph. The old man is back!

I’m back. I’m back on Twitter (which is its only name). I have left AI in charge of the universe; you’ll notice the improvement. I’m back, with less respect for you than ever. And just like before, My nephew is my only follow. Spread the word, bastards.

NEWS Dolly Parton says she’s donating $1 million “from my own personal bank account,” towards Hurricane Helene recovery efforts. She adds that her various businesses and foundation are matching her personal donation with another $1 million.

This is the world libtards want. Harmony & love. Disgusting.

@LuckyLu582 Nothing unfabulous about these men.

I need some happy. Anyone got anything?

So cool to benefit @makeawish!!

@Scottcrates ***sniff***

Best commercial ever?

@MalcolmNance @RudyGiuliani You pathetic old man. The world cringes for you.

The eventual downfall of #ComradeRudy @RudyGiuliani will be Epic ... and Glorious.

What kind of lipstick is @jaredkushner wearing? It appears to be a matte nude. It makes him look like a unic.

@narceducator @BillKristol Don't you just wonder what Kushner's pathology is? And, how it (he) really views Trump? Certainly as a vehicle to save his sorry financial butt - but more than that. Is Kushner a narcissistic as well?

@BillKristol What Kushner means is that Bolton, Mattis and Kelly weren’t narcissistic and psychopathic to fit in.

“Kushner went on to suggest that Bolton and other senior former officials, including James Mattis and John Kelly, didn't have the chops to perform their jobs to the level needed.” Kushner really seems to combine vanity and idiocy to an unusual degree. cnn.com/2020/02/01/pol…

@democrat_savage @Nativeman1313 @SethAbramson About 3 million more, and I expect even more will vote for whoever is #BlueNoMatterWho. Grifters grift but not forever.

@FLOTUS You're a despicable racist.

Today marks the first day of #BlackHistoryMonth The month of February is an opportunity for us to come together to reflect on the past and celebrate the successes of the future.

I'm curious to know, @TheRickWilson - are any Dem's reaching out to you for advice on how to beat Trump? Please say yes. Please.