Mathew Daves

@Tectone The detroiters can come do hard mining labor everyone wins

How tf do people think we gon populate Mars, When we can’t even fix Detroit.

@TiffanyFong Pasadena is the new Santa Monica

los angeles is the worst city in america

@feelsdesperate If artists aren’t allowed to be insane who is

Kanye is obviously a lunatic but we only impoverish ourselves by judging people like him unforgivingly for their worst moments. Also, in retrospect, wasn’t HH a pretty good ironic song about internet nihilism that feels more trenchant with each passing day?

@adamscochran People peaked in high school because from that point on every opportunity in the world was stollen from them and given to the KBJ imposter class

The amount of dumb dudes who peaked in highschool calling KBJ dumb is astonishing. “Read her dissents” I do. And I’m confident that you cannot. KBJ is absolutely one of the weaker judges on this bench, but she is not the weakest, she is not remotely dumb, she is very well qualified and she is literally several times smarter than the people calling her dumb. Will she make the history books as one of the top justices of all time? No. But she would run absolute circles around the bulk of lawyers, never mind dudes who would struggle with a grade 10 reading comprehension test. She is a good lawyer, and a good SCOTUS, and the only way you can think otherwise, is if your only knowledge of her work is Fox News headlines.

Lmfao sit the fuck down. She went to Harvard and served as a circuit judge. You went to Chapman University and are an ambulance chasing personal injury firm. I don’t think KBJ is an exceptionally strong Justice but she is qualified and is 10,000x more capable than you. You did not know peers like her in your class, because people that capable didn’t go to Chapman. The sheer audacity! Lol! 😂😂

@ProgDirectorate Future is korean Blasian Tiger Woods

White people opioid culture gave us JD Vance and Hillbilly Elegy. Black people opioid culture gave us Future's legendary discography. Much to consider

@spencerpratt Went downtown yesterday and it was absolutely insane. Multiple zombified bums actively tripping standing in the street blocking cars on every intersection

Unlike the feckless Karen Basura and Nithya Raman, when I am in a position of leadership, I will end this criminal behavior destroying our city. Zero tolerance for druggies. Mandatory detox treatment and off our public land. Treat it or beat it.

@s4m31p4n I didn’t hit him it’s called bonesmashing

Injecting my 12 year old with steroids so he can mog

@luinalaska The Koreans I know however are pretty mad about it

I really need Japanese people to know I’ve never met a single American of any political persuasion, race, or religion who expressed anger about what happened at Fukushima. It’s unthinkable. I’d never ever heard of that before today on Japanese twitter.

@ForeignPolicy @stephenWalt Based

The rest of the world is going to be dealing with a powerful, probably predatory, and highly erratic United States for at least three more years and probably longer, writes columnist @stephenwalt. foreignpolicy.com/2026/03/26/uni…

@hanfjob That’s how u get brain amoebas

eating pussy gives you throat cancer, we reflect on the blowjob, can’t wait to find out what’s in store for eating ass

Yup it’s hard drug Friday. I bet you’re wondering how we got here

@Howlingmutant0 When my kd after 1000 hours is 1:1 what are we doing here

It’s honestly amazing how much time I’ve spent playing video games to still be so bad at them

straight men will try to bond with you by being like “dude look at this” and it’s a video of a fatal car crash

@WildBillUSA1776 @DefiantLs I have a pro regime iranian coworker and this is what he thinks

@DefiantLs There is no way the Iranian people believe a word they're saying at this point

Iran spokesperson: "Considering that all American bases in the region have been destroyed, American commanders and soldiers have fled and taken refuge in hideouts outside the bases, and we are searching for them."

@ahchoen @nikitabier @Antunes1 Is that so hard?

@nikitabier @Antunes1 So X is not a global town square after all. "Foreigners should shut up and stay away" is now the official policy

Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X: We will be giving more weight to impressions from your home region—to encourage content that resonates with people in your country, in neighboring countries and people who speak your language. While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform. We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world.

@keatsrespecter If you had a beautiful mid you would treat her like dirt naturally

If I had a girlfriend, I would buy her a flower and give her a kiss. But I do not have a girlfriend, so I will be taking my life shortly.

@PaulSkallas @ObtainerOf Would be a great story where sheep pigs and chickens return to their natural selves and take over a farm

@ObtainerOf It's because we did that to sheep. We made them dumber, slow and less independent. All for fur. This is what they originally looked like.

The life of herbivores seems miserable, I’m staying on a property with sheep and they are eating 95% of their waking existence

@tszzl Cyberstan begins

the romantic human aspect of space colonization-placing our flags on other worlds-is redundant with robots and Von Neumann replicators unfortunately. the mars colony will be robots. ppl can join, but as consumers of an experience rather than critical parts of novel adventures

@RealJessica Maybe try a jizya for unbelievers

New York Gov Kathy Hochul is begging wealthy people who have moved to Florida and Texas to come back to New York and pay taxes. 🤣 "I need people who are high net worth to support the generous social programs that we want to have in our state. Now, there are some patriotic millionaires who stepped up. OK, cut me the checks if you want to be supportive, but maybe the first step should be go down to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home." "I have to look at the fact that we are in competition with other states who have less of a tax burden on their corporations and their individuals. And I would say remote work changed everything." "There were people who could only work in an office in Manhattan and work in New York state. And they were captives to our state, they were going to stay. We saw that that's not the case. Wall Street businesses looking at Texas, they're not going there because they have a nicer governor. They're going there because of the tax rate."

@blip_tm Don’t forget the butler from Archer too

dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa