
ConceivablyWrong
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ConceivablyWrong
@ConceiveWrong
The law isn't designed for good faith.



24 year old Craig McCracken, creator of The Powerpuff Girls (1995)




He could have started with an undergraduate degree at Yale University or Princeton University, but instead attended a “selective but underrated” liberal arts college in Vermont whose economics department consisted mainly of one adjunct professor who had once owned a chain of candle shops. He graduated magna cum laude after writing a senior thesis titled Disruption and the Human Capital Stack without ever defining either term. By twenty-three he had secured an analyst position at Charles Schwab in a back-office operational resilience subgroup temporarily tasked with color-coding PowerPoint templates after a branding refresh. He spent two formative years learning the rhythms of Outlook calendar invites and the exact emotional cadence of “Just circling back on this.” He began saying things like “at the end of the day, capital finds yield.” Nobody knew what he actually did. Rejected by Harvard Business School and waitlisted indefinitely by Fordham's Gabelli School of Business, he enrolled instead in an aggressively online MBA program whose advertisements featured drone footage of Dubai and the phrase “Become Limitless™.” Leaving Schwab under ambiguous circumstances, he made the calculated jump to a boutique advisory firm specializing simultaneously in distressed credit, blockchain logistics, SPACs, wellness hospitality, and “AI-enabled sovereign optimization.” At first, fortune seemed to favor him. He closed an acquisition involving a telemedicine company for pets. Then the cycle turned. The SPAC market imploded three days after he assured everyone at dinner it was “still early.” His boutique bank’s founder disappeared during a "regathering" retreat in Grand Rapids, later resurfacing as a podcast guest warning about “fiat consciousness.” A leveraged acquisition of an oat-milk derivatives platform collapsed after auditors discovered most of the company’s revenue came from one cafe in Hoboken. He pivoted hard into NFTs. By thirty-four he spent his days posting market commentary on X and his nights attending launch parties for startups with names like Klypset and Ruminex. The penthouse never materialized. Neither did the sweeping Central Park views. An attempt to join the Yale Club stalled after he listed “Thought Leader” as his profession. He did, however, once gain temporary access to a Soho House rooftop through a promotional referral code. Eventually he launched his own fund. The fund's investors most prominently included an aunt who believed she was buying municipal bonds. The strategy was described as “post-traditional extraction through integrative velocity.” Within eleven months, the fund had lost 94% of its value, primarily due to concentrated exposure to an app that delivered smoothies by drone. At forty-two he lived in a furnished rental near the airport in Austin and recorded a podcast called Capital Unfiltered, listened to mostly by bots and one extremely loyal fan in Scottsdale. He used phrases like “restriction play” while unsuccessfully disputing Door Dash charges. Sometimes late at night he would open Zillow listings for $25,000,000 penthouses overlooking Central Park and stare quietly at the photos, zooming in on the marble countertops with the intensity of a medieval monk studying sacred texts. But he would not live there.







What’s the weirdest thing society accepts as normal?





Black Horror is nothing more than revenge porn against Whites





As a white person have you ever experienced racism?




White people should not be allowed to sit on stoops in Bed-Stuy!! @arooj_aftab



















