@DinosaurPasta Embarrassingly small portion size for Sunday dinner
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Ike Dinkers🤝
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Ike Dinkers🤝
@Crispin_Throw
I got burgers... well, I just got burgers
Austin, TX Katılım Haziran 2011
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@dieworkwear Marlboro had the best t shirts ever made still can’t figure out the manufacturer was back in the 80sand 90s
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Bad news for my haters.. piss smells like ravioli + beef stroganoff mix 💯
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The games were good
NBA Communications@NBAPR
The NBA delivered its most-watched Christmas Day in five years, with viewership up 84% vs. last year across ABC, ESPN, ESPN2, Disney+ and ESPN+. The NBA on Christmas Day averaged 5.25 million viewers per game in the U.S. The matchup between the @Lakers and @Warriors – the most-watched NBA regular season and Christmas Day game in five years – averaged 7.76 million viewers and peaked with 8.32 million viewers. MORE: bit.ly/3DJSKEQ
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@TheDrewDee One time my shirt was super wrinkled and you walked up to me and you said “nice… wrinkled is in right now” and walked away
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Thing about me is that IF I’m getting you a Christmas gift it WILL be late
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@ZachLowe_NBA I feel so out of touch with this season. It’s because Zach Lowe isn’t behind a microphone.
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Mavs remain absolutely rock-solid. Lively is awesome. Grimes getting spicier off the bounce (steal of a trade w/ DET considering it was a $ dump). Dinwiddie providing a lift. PJW adding variety on both ends (guarding Morant, posting smalls, off-the-bounce juice).
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@srramtnert @JCrossover Why are you talking shit at this legend. This is how I cook your State Farm ass regularly.
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@JCrossover Hilarious you are doing this to 45 year old State Farm agents
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@BMay_OJ @jhawk1ns @jerrylasagna @BrandonBengtso1 @McConaughey @KamalaHarris Straight up what is that
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@AmericanAir I’m stranded in the Charlotte North Carolina airport
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@Crispin_Throw We wouldn't want you parched on our flights and hope your thirst was properly quenched.
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@AmericanAir I have a 1 hr 46 minute flight time this evening can you make sure they bring the beer cart by twice. I feel like sometimes they only bring it by once but that’s definitely enough time for twice.
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