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At the core of every enterprise there lies a Domain Name TWEETS ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY PARODY this content is not to be taken seriously unless true

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DancerA
DancerA@DancerA·
Domain legend @andrewrosener may well be remembered for his creation of the Rosener Equation as a means of establishing a domains value but it’ll be the Booth Brothers @domain & @360 who’ll l be remembered for their creation of a formula which approximates the value of a friend
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SteveWillDoIt
SteveWillDoIt@stevewillshadow·
After placing a $400,000 World Cup parlay, SteveWillDoIt turned off his phone, ignored every notification, and waited until the end of the day to find out if he won 🤯😳⚽️💰 “I can’t afford to lose bro” “I have a feeling we lost” @stevewilldoit #stevewilldoit
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Thor Torrens
Thor Torrens@ThorTorrens·
Your gurus lied to you Jack. Because Cayenne pepper is proven to cause stomach cancer. It also relaxes the lower esophageal sphincter, allowing stomach acid to creep up into the esophagus. It can irritate the gastric mucosa over long periods, causing persistent epithelial cell injury and oxidative stress. It’s also a member of the nightshade family (Solanaceae), so cayenne pepper contains trace alkaloids which for some could be the reason they have joint stiffness or systemic inflammatory responses. Poorly stored or improperly (cheap product) dried chili powders can occasionally harbor Aspergillus molds, which produce aflatoxins—known, potent liver carcinogens that compound gastrointestinal health risks. I’ll use it once in a while but as far as an everyday habit that’s a long term L in disguise.
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@ThorTorrens Thor, what are your thoughts on cayenne pepper?

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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
gm to the best people on 𝕏! For a moment, I wondered if I had gone too far with Conor McGregor, so I rewatched all my videos. Honestly, I don’t think I did. Except for one video where Elliot Page beats him, they were all lighthearted jokes about getting older. Jumping out of a truck in 2016 versus doing it in 2026 and blowing out your knee. It’s the kind of humor you see all over TikTok, and anyone over 40 can relate to it and laugh. There’s a reason those videos got more than 30 million views combined. People related to them. You can’t tell me I’m doing my job wrong or being too mean when, on the same day, my content gets 20 million views and Elon Musk reposts it. That means I’m doing exactly what people want me to do. I’m a tool of your desires. When you reward my creations with millions of views, you’re telling me to keep going. So I’ll continue doing exactly what I do, and fvck the pussies who get mad about it. McGregor should unblock me and lean into the joke. I don’t even hate the guy at all. I bet on him, and I was rooting for him.
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marie_andrea@crypto_andream·
From home rn. 🙏 🤲🏼
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Thor Torrens@ThorTorrens·
I don’t know who needs to hear this but a soccer player can never and will never be the greatest athlete of all time
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IM RETARDED
IM RETARDED@ChuddingEV·
Shoutout my bookie for not paying me on Holloway ML
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DancerA@DancerA·
@DomainIncite There’s this new one called Tik Tok that’s purdy good for laying blame too
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Kevin Murphy@DomainIncite·
Diss Twitter all you want, but if you can point me to a better way to be told which minority group I should be blaming for whatever atrocity is in the news today I'd love to hear about it.
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pulvy
pulvy@xclipchamp·
SHOCKING VIDEO: CLAVICULAR Gets Into Serious Fist FIGHT in ISRAEL After Being Confronted Over the CLUB Scandal 🥊🇮🇱
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Breanna Morello
Breanna Morello@BreannaMorello·
🚨JUST IN🚨 Senator Mitch McConnell revealed a fall caused his June 14 hospitalization, ending weeks of silence amid heavy speculation about his health. In a statement, he said he’s had tests to determine the cause, is now in rehab. He says he will return to the Senate soon while continuing to work with staff.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Describe your childhood in one word , no story , just one word. Don’t overthink it
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DancerA
DancerA@DancerA·
@LeviSpires @ViciousN99 I’ve used uber as a customer & admit to the fact that when doing so I had no idea how the money I paid was being divided between uber & the driver but to be perfectly honest it’s not my concern - you know & agreed to the split Taking a job that relys on tips is a choice you made!
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Levi Spires
Levi Spires@LeviSpires·
@ViciousN99 Agreed. All could be true. That’s why I asked a rhetorical question. It’s not like I can ask him directly. The whole point is that a big source of my income, tips, is basically luck.
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Levi Spires@LeviSpires·
He said I did a great job. Then he tipped $0. Uber charged him $101.81 and paid me $37.41. He didn’t owe me a tip. What hurts is not knowing why he didn’t leave one. Did I do something wrong? Does he not believe in tipping? Did he forget? I’ll never know. And that's a problem.
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DancerA@DancerA·
@LeviSpires @DatHandsomeJerk Curious as to why you believe you are entitled to know your riders tipping philosophy before the ride starts? If someone says on by the way I’m not into tipping do you drive off without them refusing the ride or do you take them anyway? If B then what difference does it make?
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Levi Spires@LeviSpires·
@DatHandsomeJerk I'll note that non-tippers never tell you before they get service that they're non-tippers, which basically means they're freeloading. Don't want to tip? Cool. Just stay so before the ride starts.
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Artena
Artena@ArtenaPro·
There is really something that grieves me with @GoDaddy why every time I make a purchase I have VAT that is huge, I know it depends on the country and the purchase but I don’t understand why on the other sites I’m not that!! I made purchases through all the platforms and there is only there where it arrives. I every time it doesn’t make me want to buy this 1/5 of the price 😳 @GoDaddyHelp
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Skiddo
Skiddo@skiiishim·
In a new interview, Travis Kelce opened up about his relationship with wife Taylor Swift. “She is the sweetest soul ever. I love her so much,” he said. “Even at the beginning of our relationship, I cheated on her. But she didn’t let me go. She sat me down, looked me in the eyes, and talked it through. She gave me the chance to own it and be better.” Kelce praised Swift’s grace, saying that conversation became the turning point that strengthened their bond leading to marriage.
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