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The posthumous beheading of Oliver Cromwell was some of the most pathetic, petty, pussy-boy shit to ever occur in human history. Can't even respect the body of the man you hid away from for years.

@LookAtMyMeat1 *You know i could just punch this bitch in the mouth* Dont tell me the thought has never occurred

Shepard having renegade pop ups in ME2 and 3 as a paragon implies he has random murderous thoughts that he doesn't tell anyone

The American military always took the lives of its servicemen seriously. In many stories from WW2, even after an American plane was shot down, the pilot ejected, and soon after, a rescue plane would land on the water to pick them up and take off, returning to the aircraft carrier, often to fly back out against the Japanese for another shot at bombing the battleship. The Japanese sailors were shocked at this audacious display, which showed that not only did the Americans have the depth in equipment, but also in personnel to be able to pull off these kinds of rescues in the middle of a massive naval battle. This scene ended up getting into the movie "Yamato" released in 2005, because the stories were so impactful to the Japanese military psyche, especially near the end of the war. This then became a meme video to emphasize the audacity of Americans. So yes. The American military treats our soldiers like they are priceless in battle, easily worth hundreds of millions.

@TATukoma1987 @swampratwatch Californians are the least ecologically conscious eco warriors on earth. in addition to large population centers and water intense agriculture causing droughts, they refuse to do proper maintenance on their woodlands and then have the gall to blame wildfires on climate change

@swampratwatch アメリカは、乾燥地帯だったのをオガララ帯水層を食いつぶしてやらかしたもんね。

日本人、今の日本の農業がどれだけ水とエネルギー集約的かをわかってないっぽいな 日本の農業が戦前の１０分の１以下の人数で回せてるのはエネルギーをドカ食いするタイプの農業に転換したからで、エネルギー無しだと回らんのだぞ 戦前みたいな農家はもう残ってないんだよ。

@isofude A veteran pilot is an exceedingly valuable asset as well. The failure to maintain a skilled pilot corps had severe problems for the axis in WW2

アメリカ軍、たった数人でも仲間を見捨てないって信頼できるのが強さの根源なんだろな

@Genericnob55286 @Kama_Kamilia You dont need your legs for that, go to the front

@Darktowerinc @Kama_Kamilia my use is to post here on X

They call it the most russian reply of all time

@joaosphinx @Kama_Kamilia only the good ones

@Kama_Kamilia How many nations have the luxury of risking $300 million in equipment for one soldier?

Wait, you guys are getting rescued?

@Genericnob55286 @Kama_Kamilia But you've never been useful?

@Kama_Kamilia so what? my fellow countryman is correct. those whose usefulness has end does not deserve more resources wasted on them

以前、日本からバージニアを訪れていたゲストをあるレストランに連れて行ったところ、座った席の横の壁にこんなポスターが。 「ビール1杯を2杯分の値段で買うと、2杯目は完全無料になります！」 ゲストは意味が分からず数秒間フリーズした後、大爆笑！ 彼は「アメリカは楽しい！」と言って日本へ帰っていった。

@HimariKTRN ＼ ( ‘ᾥ’ )/ 　＼　 ＼ 　　＼ γ∩ミ 　　 ⊂::　::⊃)) 　　／乂∪彡＼ お客様お客様お客様！！困ります！！あーっ！！！お客様！！困ります！！あーっ！！！困ります！！あーっ！！！！困ります！お客様！！困ります！！あーっ！！！あーっおお客様！！

holy fuck

本当に俺がドスケベ水着を着たら人質を解放してくれるんだな？ 犯人「誰ッッッッッッッッッ誰なのッッッッッッッッッ怖いよおッッッッッッッッッ！！！」

As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a £25 note and a written note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of pork chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After a while, he stands on his back paws to push the “stop” bell, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -WHAP!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog. The butcher runs up and screams at the guy, “What in hell are you doing? This dog’s a genius!” The owner responds, “Genius, my ass. It’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys!”

In 1969, a group of three former military officers led an invasion of Earth's nearest peaceful neighbor in space. At the end of their eight-day mission, nobody was left alive on the moon...

大学でイチャイチャするな デートスポットで講義するぞ

@efusc5 Yeah, but what does the meat taste like?

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