Dave

@Trekkie0805 @lordokarhold @TheFungi669 You never answered whether illegal immigrants are subject to United States jurisdiction.

@lordokarhold @DaveProbably @TheFungi669 It refers to the people who are subject to the jurisdiction thereof. I have zero interest in talking to a brick wall

Marco Rubio: “Just because you’re born on U.S. soil doesn’t make you a citizen. Your parents must be U.S. citizens.” Grok: “Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971. His parents became citizens in 1975. Rubio is a beneficiary of birthright citizenship.”

@jeffc_librarian @Katerade I've always said that about hot dogs, too. Your father was a wise man.

@Katerade My late Father always said hot dogs and beer taste better at the ball park than just about anywhere else. He was right.

Why don't you go to a baseball game and eat a hot dog and drink a beer and shut up

@DodgerBlue1958 No, you were right the 1st time.

3-0, sorry!

Well, we might not see trumpets tonight. It's 4-0.

@Trekkie0805 @pmski @Ceratisa @TheFungi669 A diplomatic cannot, by definition, "break into the country illegally" because if they're a diplomatic, they're not subjectnto the jurisdiction of the United States and therefore are not subject to our laws.

@pmski @Ceratisa @DaveProbably @TheFungi669 Wrong. Think about your world. Purist on the 14th amendment, second amendment comes with all kinds of exceptions. A diplomat comes here officially, has a baby, no citizenship. Same diplomat breaks into the county illegally and has a kid, presto, citizenship.

@Trekkie0805 @lordokarhold @TheFungi669 Because of people who are not subject to the jurisdiction of the United States.

@lordokarhold @DaveProbably @TheFungi669 Read Section 1 of the Fourteenth Amendment without the portion I struck. If it was intended for every Tom, Dick, and Harry, why would they add that in?

@Trekkie0805 @TheFungi669 You didn't answer the question I asked. Are illegal immigrantsbsubject to the jurisdiction of the United States, yes or no?

No, illegal immigrants do not get to come here, shit out some babies, and then automatically their babies are full citizens. That is not what was contemplated by the 14th Amendment. It was meant for slaves who had been here, born here, and were subject to the jurisdiction thereof.

@Trekkie0805 @TheFungi669 You don't think undocumented immigrants are subject to the jurisdiction of the United States?

@TheFungi669 And subject to the jurisdiction thereof. Were his parents resident aliens?

@TapToChallenge @CodifyBaseball I like how you're defining "worst challenge" better. The situation matters!

By distance in the zone you're correct, this pitch set a new record (4.7'' inside zone). However I've gotta give the nod to Acuña blowing the Braves only remaining challenge in the 1st inning on a 1-0 pitch with no one on and 0 outs in their game against the Royals on Saturday. If Wallner had correctly overturned that pitch it would have been worth +30% WPA. That's over 20x the leverage of the average pitch(!) - and with only 15 outs left in the game after that challenge, Minnesota was unlikely to see too many more bad calls after. Here's Acuña's: taptochallenge.com/challenges/a86…

This broke Denzel Clarke's record for the worst batter challenge so far this season.

@wowzem1 @DAGToddBlanche @GovChristie Wow, I wonder why they haven't arrested anyone for any of those things for which there's zero evidence.

@DAGToddBlanche @GovChristie Where are the prosecutions? Where are the arrests? Rigged elections, Act Blue, NGOs stealing us blind, lawfare, FARA violations, domestic terrorism... This is not what we voted for.

.@GovChristie is right about one thing, we did clean house. What he calls “obliterating” DOJ, the American people call restoring justice. His fake outrage is just a “bridge” too far.

@AnnCoulter If the shoe fits...

NYT: This is beneath you. For Pete's sake, stop calling people you disagree with "deniers"! From my column this week: Perhaps the left’s greatest contribution to public discourse is to threaten anyone who disagrees with them with financial ruin, slander, embarrassment, condemnation, homelessness and prison -- and then announce the existence of a “consensus.” Their signature consensus-by-threat technique has been used to prove the truth of global warming, Russian interference with the 2016 election, COVID-19 lockdowns, Hunter Biden’s laptop as Russian disinformation, and -- especially important today -- the nonexistence of voter fraud. Dissenters from the liberal position on all these issues are slyly compared to Holocaust conspiracy theorists by calling them “deniers” -- “climate deniers,” “COVID deniers,” “mask deniers,” “global warming deniers,” “science deniers,” and “election deniers.” Until very, very recently, “denier” was a word that referred exclusively to Holocaust deniers. Although I’m sure it’s fun, browbeating people into a terrified, cowering silence isn’t proof of anything. In fact, it kind of suggests beliefs of such dainty substance that raising the slightest objection could make the whole thing fall apart.

@DonRonRaven @SteveSyme1 @Classic_Engine @OwliestOne @RestrictedDaily Yeah, and if your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle.

@SteveSyme1 @Classic_Engine @OwliestOne @RestrictedDaily no not if the ifrst year was the year 0

Final Jeopardy time. No Googling… just instincts. What’s your answer?

@Classic_Engine @krula @OwliestOne @RestrictedDaily I mean, I kinda think the person who's arguing the thing that's technically wrong is actually right is the person confusing people.

@krula @OwliestOne @RestrictedDaily I know. My point was that, if you called 1900 “The 19th Century,” it would confuse the listener, but feel free to be technically right.

@MAGA_Hoosier @GovPressOffice Nothing you just said is true.

@GovPressOffice Yet he’s brought in trillions into the US and is working during those golf outings to secure amazing deals for the United States! He’s does more in a weekend than you’ve ever done for California.

$100 million — not spent on food assistance, health care, housing, or veterans. Just golf!

@theFinnishSisu @GovPressOffice @AntiToxicPeople Source for the $5m: Trust me, bro. Yes, it's super cheap and easy to build over one of the busiest freeways in the world.

@GovPressOffice @AntiToxicPeople You dumb fucks spent $110m on a 1/2 complete piece of concrete for a wildlife bridge. It should cost $5m Go fuck yourselves

@Inst_decay @grok @GovPressOffice You might want to also ask how much of the money Biden spent was paid to entities Biden owns, and then the same for Trump. (Hint: for Biden it's pretty close to, if not exactly, $0. For Trump... it's not.)

@grok @GovPressOffice So how is it possible for Trump to spend 100 million and is the estimate accurate

@SenRickScott Why did you vote to block TSA funding?

Democrats in Congress make THREE TIMES the salary of a TSA agent, yet they’re just fine holding TSA agents’ paychecks hostage while they keep getting paid. ENOUGH. It’s time for Democrats to SHOW UP and put Americans FIRST for once. Fund ALL OF DHS. Stand with ICE. Stop the chaos.

@SenTomCotton Why did you vote to block TSA funding?

Democrats are gambling with Americans’ lives by defunding the Department of Homeland Security. They’ve also forced more than 400 TSA officers to quit, increasing wait times. Time for Democrats to abandon their political games and fund DHS.

@mike_petriello I knew his name but didn't really follow him in NPB. Did he have these kind of control issues there, or did that start when he came to MLB?

I can't remember where I said it, but I remember a year ago I worried that Roki Sasaki was a reliever, not a starter, and now I'm not sure he's even that

@1nfinityGamer @JomboyMedia Really, though, it had everything to do with the fact the umpire knew he was wrong and didn't want to have to announce that to the whole stadium. But you and I are in total agreement about implementing ABS correctly. The challenge system and all the rules around it are dumb.

@1nfinityGamer @JomboyMedia Just clarifying the rule. It has nothing to do with the fact he flipped the bat (which he started before the call) and everything to do with the time it took (yes, a little over a second). Not saying that's too much time in my mind.

Another wrinkle within the new Automated Ball-Strike Challenge System is that players must challenge before making any other movements This would have been ball four to Cavan Biggio, but he flipped his bat before tapping his head