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@topbanana_spicy Here's a link to the tweet you stole. x.com/NoahGruenberg/…

"I can't believe it's not butter." Buddy, almost everything isn't butter.

I can't believe it's not butter. Buddy, almost everything isn't butter

I'd like to congratulate Elon Musk on his new job at Orange Julius Caesar.

@ThePatriotOasis @RobertKennedyJr @VanityFair I've never eaten while fucking a goat.

@RobertKennedyJr @VanityFair Who eats Fcking Goats?

Hey @VanityFair, you know when your veterinary experts call a goat a dog, and your forensic experts say a photo taken in Patagonia was taken in Korea, that you’ve joined the ranks of supermarket tabloids. Keep telling America that up is down if you want. I’ll keep talking about the fact that working families can’t afford houses or groceries because our last two presidents went on a $14 trillion debt joyride, paid for by hard-working Americans. The DNC media’s garbage pail journalism may distract us from President Biden’s cognitive deficits but it does little to elevate the national debate or reduce the price of groceries.

@Dexerto The physics seems too fake and floaty, and it looks like that dumb fortnight game children play.

The former developers of Tony Hawk Pro Skater are making a Skate MMO called ‘Wrekless’

I just told someone, "@KyleKinane is an artisan storyteller of the highest caliber who truly elevates the artform of standup far beyond the setup-punchline schema." I don't even talk like that. For nine seconds, I got possessed by a writer for the New Yorker who died in the 80s.

@cracked what's with the new generic website lumping everything into like 3 categories? This sucks.

@RDEIL @DetroitBabalawo What's your evidence for this?

@DetroitBabalawo My dad invented GPS.

You Don't Wanna Be Around Us? "Just Give Us What You Owe Us, And We Can Go On And Do Our Own Shit!"

@ericandre has anyone ever told you that you sound like Neil deGrasse Tyson? The timbre and cadence when you'd calmly explain how something works on @steveo's podcast gave me heavy @neiltyson vibes.

@bpranav6 @molzer Nah, those ones are OK.

@molzer Church too!

So FUCKING sick of shootings across this country. On the streets, schools, celebratory parades??? It’s sickening. Absolutely foul I even have to post this, ON A DAY THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE FULL OF LOVE.

@blow420 @Marius2360 @TezFunz2 That's the glitch.

@Marius2360 @TezFunz2 My whole auto shop missing been missing for like a week when I drive up it has boxes every

Background update Beware the Auto Shop resets with every session switch now. Rockstar's adjustments to the fix targeting the Auto Shop bug backfired. #GTAOnline

Billboards and banners and bus stops, oh my! #OurFlagMeansDeath fans launch Times Square billboard (and more) in series renewal campaign Read about it here: thepopverse.com/our-flag-means…

"Have your friends collect your records and then change your number." You might send friends for your things when you're afraid. You only change your number when someone won't stop calling. That song slaps, but I think maybe Gotye does too.

@JonErlichman Wrong. Starship has been Knee Deep in the Hoopla since '85, bro.

Things that didn’t exist on New Year’s Eve 10 years ago: AirPods Amazon Echo Apple Music Apple Watch Cash App ChatGPT Cybertruck Discord Disney+ Ethereum Fortnite FSD v12 Meta Quest 3 Model 3 Model Y Neuralink Nintendo Switch Starship Tesla Bot TikTok Uber Eats Vision Pro 𝕏

Imagine u let an Amish dude acid and holding him down while playing throbbing gristle max volume and projecting ev….

@stephen29red Right, but you can't even use Google to research anymore, because it's all just AI listicles with affiliate links to the top 10 selling Amazon products. It's to the point that I'm just like, "JFC, I'm driving to Menards to buy the second cheapest of the three options they have."

@DickWrigley At this point you basically have to search for the exact brand you want and hope that it exists somewhere under the 10 million advertisements

I can't shop on Amazon anymore. Need a soldering iron? Here's 900 pieces of identical shit with made up brand names like IUYWETN stamped in white ink that rubs off for anywhere between $9 and $73. Each comes with suction cups, a hairbrush, and a guarantee to burn your house down.

Just saw someone comment "art's right us" when they meant "arthritis," and I don't know if text-to-speech is on that bs again or if they really typed that shit.

@gracecamille_ @Ot7utopia It's like his mouth lost its soul.

saw the tweet about his veneers and had to see for myself….. i feel sick to my stomach i do. What are we doing to our beautiful kings

@stephen29red The fact that they all did it means you squandered your cult leading potential.

Thinking about that time in college when I made a bunch of my friends sit in pitch black darkness with me and listen to Throbbing Gristle - Hamburger Lady In retrospect I could have probably just skipped the autism evaluation