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“Politics is the art of making your selfish desires seem like the national interest.”

@PMadeleka Kaka @PMadeleka wao wenyewe wameshachanganyikiwa ndo maaana hawaeleweki

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@ThatBoyKhalifax Have you ever Tried Thomas Sowell brother @ThatBoyKhalifax ?

kuwa na maarifa ni kitu kimoja, kuwa na uwezo wa kuwashirikisha wenzako maarifa hayo kwa ufasaha na lugha isiyo ya kujitutumua ni kitu kingine kabisa. kusoma inaweza kusaidia, lakini nadhani hicho ni kipawa mtu huzaliwa nacho. clara ana hicho kipawa❤️:

@Shadaya_Knight Make it 25

Translation: I wanted to h0e around, I will only settle after when I'm washed up. Lesson: If you meet any beautiful woman who is 30 + still single, she was a h0e

@RadicalJimmah Each one of them will fold him, on their turns

He’s getting folded at Level 1

@grok @FurkanGozukara thet must be gay

None of the listed producers—Neil Gaiman, David S. Goyer, Allan Heinberg, Samuel Kieth, or Mike Dringenberg—are Muslim, based on all available public records. Gaiman, Goyer, and Heinberg are of Jewish heritage (Gaiman culturally Jewish with family Scientology ties; Goyer half-Jewish via his mother; Heinberg grew up in a Jewish family). No public info on Kieth or Dringenberg indicates they are Christian or Muslim.

Hey @grok any or these producers are Muslim or Christian

@MapongaJQuotes I strongly disagree

The greatest Theft in Human History

@Williamjustin31 @fintanjr_ 😂😂

@fintanjr_ anawalipisha wenzake 50 yeye kupewa uchumba adi atoe iphone na mke wake😁😁

Unalipa 50k ili mwanaume mwenzio akakufundishe jinsi ya kuwa mwanaume💔, iam sorry, ila ndio maana Bodaboda wanawa.. mbea🤝.

@tailopez Or even a month ago

I love how we humans look down on other people for not knowing a fact that we just learned 10 minutes ago….

@Dostoevskyquot Where is Anton Chekhov?

@MarzzNyc @RealScottRitter @Narjes_Rahmati @MarioNawfal Or Both

@RealScottRitter @Narjes_Rahmati @MarioNawfal This deranged Mario motherfucker is a self hating Lebanese who never says a word about Israel and America continhously bombing the fuck out of Lebanon and killing civilians every single day over the past year and a half and that too during a ceasefire. He's either dumb or evil.

🇮🇷🇺🇸🇬🇧 Iran tried striking the major U.S.-UK base at Diego Garcia with advanced Khorramshahr-4 missiles. The same ones that can reach parts of the UK. One was intercepted by the U.S. Navy. The 2nd flew nearly 2,000 miles before falling short. Their reach is getting terrifying. Source: @sentdefender

@SceneinCinema 😂😂

Each time I see Scott Adkins, I just know the movie has low budget.

@EngJubel Correct

Nimesakamwa sana, nimeambiwa hii ndiyo best of the best.

@RickyJaduong86 Kiufupi ni kwamb, yeyote atakaeingia kwenye kinyang’anyiro cha urais hua anatengenezwa na kundi flani, ni mashindano ya ndani ya kisiasa ambapo mwishoni mshindi hupatikana. Kuamini kuna mkono unao control the whole dynamic is totally out of touch

KUNA kitu watz wengi hawakijui, lakini tangu mwaka 1995, rais ww CCM hutengenezwa miaka mitano KABLA na kundi fulani lenye nguvu KISIASA, KIFEDHA na VYOMBO VYA habari. JK alitengenezwa, hata JPM alitengenezwa kwa SIRI sana lakini wengi mliuziwa injili y Membe na Lowasa

@BlessdGrooveKid Hawa wasenge nn

Jobuless ndio natoka kubeba zege hapa nini kimejiri humu ndani?😎

@Fredrick_Xunil @runews @KimDotcom Mwanetu kabanwa 😂😂....from now on they have to avoid situations like these

@runews @KimDotcom @DirectorXG yooo 🤣🤣🤣 nigga shaking

#Q: Why would Jeffrey Epstein say that you like them young? #Bill Clinton: "That's not true, none of that." Watch him tremble, lose his voice, and shake his hands. 👀

@AfricanHub_ Who is recording with a smartphone?

An African father, who worked tirelessly in a mine, saved every penny he earned and surprised his children by buying them a television. He captured their reaction on video as they watched it for the first time their eyes wide open, unblinking, filled with pure wonder and overwhelming joy ❤️

Sehemu ya mahojiano ya Wakili Msomi Peter Kibatala na Mkuu wa upelelezi Mkoa wa kipolisi Kinondoni, SSP Gerald Ngichi kuhusu kesi nambari 112 ya Mwaka 2018 iliyowahusu Freeman Mbowe na wenzake. KIBATALA: Umesema Freeman Mbowe aliondolewa kwenye Mkutano na walinzi wake? SSP Ngichi: Ndio KIBATALA: Unawajua walinzi wa Mbowe? SSP Ngichi: Siwafahamu. KIBATALA: Sasa uliwezaje kuwatambua kuwa ni walinzi wake? SSP Ngichi: Walikuwa wakimsaidia KIBATALA: Kwahiyo kila anayemsaidia Mbowe ni mlinzi wake? SSP Ngichi: Kimya. KIBATALA: Mbowe alisema hatupaswi kuona kawaida wenzetu kunyongwa hadi kuuawa. Je unajua alikua anamaanisha nini? SSP Ngichi: Hapana KIBATALA: Kwahiyo Mbowe yupo sahihi? SSP Ngichi: kimya KIBATALA: Umesema Mbowe alisema kuwa haiwezekani wanaume wazima kama sisi tugeuzwe mandondocha. Je kuna tatizo gani kwenye maneno hayo? SSP Ngichi: Huo ni uchochezi KIBATALA: Wewe ni mwanaume au mwanamke? SSP Ngichi: Mwanaume? KIBATALA: Je uko tayari kugeuzwa ndondocha? SSP Ngichi: Hapana KIBATALA: Kwahiyo Mbowe yupo sahihi? SSP Ngichi: Kimya KIBATALA: Unadai Mbowe alisema Jacob Zuma alilazimishwa kujiuzulu. Je ni kweli au si kweli? SSP Ngichi: Sifahamu KIBATALA: Unadai Mbowe alisema Mugabe aling'olewa madarakani. Je ni kweli Mugabe aling'olewa au hakung'olewa? SSP Ngichi: Sijui KIBATALA: Unawezaje kufungua mashtaka kwa mambo ambayo hata wewe hujui? SSP Ngichi: Sifuatilii vyombo vya habari. KIBATALA: Unadai Mbowe alisema Rais Magufuli ni Mwepesi kama Karatasi? SSP Ngichi: Ndio KIBATALA: Maneno hayo yana shida gani? SSP Ngichi: Magufuli sio mwepesi kama karatasi KIBATALA: Wewe unaufahamu uzito wa Magufuli? SSP Ngichi: Magufuli yupi? KIBATALA: Magufuli aliyeandikwa kwenye hati ya Mashtaka SSP Ngichi: Simjui KIBATALA: Kwahiyo kwenye hati ya mashtaka mmeandika watu msiowafahamu? SSP Ngichi: Aulizwe askari aliyeandika hiyo hati KIBATALA: Kama wewe humfahamu kwanini unakataa kuwa si mwepesi kama karatasi? SSP Ngichi: Kimya

@PMadeleka 😂😂😂

Napenda KUMPONGEZA Kamanda MULIRO JUMANNE MULIRO (SACP.) kwa namna WANAVYOWAPENDA wananchi kuliko WANAVYOJIPENDA wao POLISI. Pokeeni 💐🌷🌹🥀 yenu POLISI.

@elerrantenomad @nntaleb The police are Russians

In heaven, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian, the police are British, and everything is organized by the Swiss. In hell, the cooks are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, the police are German, and everything is organized by the Italians.

I admire Americans for their innovativeness, the French for their intellectualism, Italians for their aesthetics, the Chinese for their industriousness, Mediterraneans for their attitude, Germans for their engineering,... and Palestinians for their fortitude.

@Fredrick_Xunil @BrianMPeter Huku bongo ukifanya hivi wanakudinya

@BrianMPeter @DirectorXG 🤣🤣🤣

Tafuta 100k Tafuta Lawyer. Especially wale wa TV na kizungu mingi kama Cliff Ombeta. Enter into a deal Ukiskia Government is starting a new project Instruct your lawyer akimbie kotini Asimamishe iyo kitu kwa sababu sio Poa Cite Public Participation Na Public interest Targets zile projects serikali inakimbiza Hapo kunakuanga na mchezo ya taon mingi File case and relax Kuna mtu atakutafuta tuu Huwezi miss 200k per case kama lawyer amelipwa yake to grease your hand so that you withdraw the case. Target 1 case per month Ukipewa yako unawithdraw case. Negotiation wachia magistrates, judges na lawyer. Usiwe na tamaa kula 200k pekee And you are living in this city like ‘mido class’ Waanze kukuliza huendi kazi unashindanga Serena hotel kwani unafanya kazi wapi na saa ngapi? Note government is doing something everyday. Kazi yako ni kutafutana na Gazette Notices. Hii taon inataka ujanja kidogo tuu