Djay_trades

@SaltyGoat17 I love animals cause I love to eat them

As I sit here eating leftover ribs for breakfast while petting my dog…

@JesseCohenInv The “you missed the rally and now you bitch and moan like a lil pussy “

What do you call this chart pattern?

@JesseKellyDC Promotions are based on merit not being harassed by a former coworker

All hilarious jokes aside, this woman is going to destroy this man and he deserves every single bit of it. Also, JP Morgan needs to help her destroy him and then give her a GIGANTIC promotion.

@bryan_johnson 150000$ in tests to lick pussy

Many of you seem to be interested in oral sex. As your unc, let’s make sure you do it safely. Protocol below. Have fun licking, friends. [Before oral sex] + Get tested. List below + Get vaccinated. List below + Wash hands + Brush & floss 60 min before + Avoid cleaning teeth right before + Avoid mouthwash + No active cold sores or ulcers + No gum bleeding + No fresh dental work + No recent oral piercing + Trim fingernails + Check genitals for infection + Learn your partner’s protocol [During oral sex] + Avoid anal to vaginal transitions + If not tested or vaccinated: dental dam (vaginal oral sex) and condom (penile oral sex). + Avoid ejaculation in mouth if STI status isn't fully cleared. [After oral sex] + Rinse mouth with water + Wait 30 min before brushing teeth + Monitor symptoms + Get retested + Abstain until test results return [Tests, male + female] + HIV + Syphilis + Hepatitis B + Hepatitis C + Gonorrhea + Chlamydia + HSV-1 + HSV-2 [Tests, female specific] + Cervical screening (Pap / HPV) + Trichomonas (NAAT test) + Vaginal pH + Bacterial vaginosis panel (vaginal microbiome) [Vaccinations] + HPV (9-valent) + Hepatitis B + Hepatitis A HPV-related mouth and throat cancer is now more common than cervical cancer in the US. Cases roughly tripled from 2000 to 2017, and oral sex is the main way it spreads. About 80 million Americans currently have HPV. Take care of yourself and your loved ones by getting tested.

@anishgiri As if you never had this position and had to Remind yourself of your prep…

Carlsen-Erigaisi feels like Freestyle, the players being put to the task of navigating something highly unusual. Modern realities however are very different. Both players had this position on the computer at some point, and are trying to remember the machines conclusions.

@danawhite @paramountplus @PolymarketSport 7am?! fuck off mate

Della Maddalena vs Prates is LIVE on @paramountplus at 7amET! Trade the fight LIVE on the @PolymarketSport app #UFCPerth

@Rainmaker1973 Yall need to go back to hi skewl *cartman voice*

Is the drone stationary, or is it moving at 50 km/h? [📹 Jeremy Lynch]

@JesseCohenInv It’s the “Fuck the bears right is the ass” Aka don’t bet against murica

@BraedenSorbo ever heard of the words defamation? slander?

Real talk, can she sue him into oblivion now? Like what’s the next step because this was wild.

@ozzy_livin It’s that easy huh

@Djay_zu yup 😉

LIFETIME Access Ends May 1st! Vanna Charm 👸 🦥 ozzylivin.com/vannacharm Bitcoin AO 📍 ozzylivin.com/btc This is the last chance to secure lifetime access to these powerful TradingView indicators before they switch to subscription-only on May 1st!

@C_3C_3 Why don’t you just ask grok

So if he lied what is next? Any legal scholars out there? No way he can just walk away after potentially ruining her life in a scam, right?

@RealSimpleAriel Congrats! and thank you for all your market insights and memes along the way

A record month with still open positions in $AAOI $AMZN $ARM $DELL $DOCN $IGV $LITE $MU $NVDA $PL and a short in $AXTI. Second best April for the S&P 500 of ALL TIME!! Not sure how the market follows this up, but it was suer incredible to experience it!

@mb_ghalibaf This motherfucker keeps on trolling

If you build two walls, one from NYC to the West Coast and another from LA to the East Coast, the total length will be 7,755 km, which is still about 1,000 km short of Iran’s total borders. Good luck blockading a country with those borders😁 P.S. For Pete Hegseth: 1 km = 0.62 mi

@MomAngtrades Fuck off

To all the beta males in my comments saying “victim” shaming. Show me the criminal charges? You realize he never has filed any criminal charges against her, this is civil an she still has a job. Tbis isn’t a male vs female thing. This is spotting a liar.

This dude is lying or a major pussy. No woman has ever referred to her boobs as cannons. Doesn’t pass the sniff test.

@DeItaone Tho dude planning on living and working for another 50 years?

MUSK PAY TIED TO MARS COLONY AND SPACE DATA CENTERS SpaceX has tied Elon Musk’s pay to bold goals like building a Mars colony and space-based data centers. He could earn massive share awards if the company hits a $7.5 trillion valuation and establishes a million-person presence on Mars, along with major computing capacity in orbit. He gets nothing unless these targets are met and currently earns only a minimal salary. The plan is highly unusual and may create tension with Tesla, as both companies compete for his attention.

@_sierratrading Talking shit for 3 likes, pathetic POS

“Many traders can make money but very few know how to keep it.” This is something we’ve all heard before. I try to always keep this in mind. I used to, specially after a winning streak, I’d be waiting for the other shoe to drop but with time I’ve been able to better compartmentalize trades and emotions. It’s all part of growing as a trader.

@HumansNoContext Years of practice

bro’s accuracy is insane

@TomThomasTM @UziCryptoo What’s wrong with that? You can’t force people To develop their lands

@UziCryptoo It has to exist, otherwise people will horde undeveloped land. Imagine someone who inherits 3000 acres of farmland and then just decides to not develop it because they don’t want to. This would, and has, happened without something to discourage it.

My home is paid off. My wife & I allegedly own it FREE & CLEAR. But today we got a bill for property taxes. If we don't pay it, ARMED MEN will come & take it from us & then cage me until I pay them MY MONEY. So do I own it? Am I really free? I already pay 35% income tax + easily another 15% taxes in: -Sales. -Gas & fuel. -Capital gains. -Plethora of other taxes. TAXATION IS THEFT. Property tax shouldn't exist.

@anthonychen_atx @UziCryptoo What the other taxes they take are for?

this is nonsense. 1) fire 2) police 3) ambulance 4) schools 5)parks 6) roads 7) utilities 8) nearby shopping - that give your house value are all part of your taxes. You can actually find places with little to no property taxes, but you wouldnt want to live there because there are zero services.