Definitely Data

@Howlingmutant0 You have a girls name? Last straw.

Getting doxxed from Goodreads gotta be the lamest way to go down of all time

@peterrhague This is the raison d'être of the devolution parties in the first place; annoy unionists, disenfranchise nationalists. Eventually, everyone will concede to pack it in.

If the SNP win and do attempt to implement food communism, and it has the entirely predictable result, it may be an opportune moment to wind up devolution.

@sircalebhammer Caleb please help

Damn bro, UK can’t stop taking Ls

@JordyP1993 @currys COOK THEM JORDY P

Hey @currys as promised, just letting you know I’ve submitted a formal complaint to the ASA as you’ve broken the terms of your own T&Cs and haven’t provided a prize, regardless of how often your incredibly poor customer service team on here keep telling me otherwise 👍🏻 #Currys

@peterrhague The realities of space are too weird to be parsed by the collective consciousness as anything other than "the Ocean's evil twin" Besides, is there something wrong with muffled groans and whooshes?

Has any science fiction media correctly portrayed what RCS bursts sound like?

@peterrhague It's too late, I've already portrayed you as the pathetic thin cranial shell and myself as the chad neural interface

Feels like a meme template…

@goodcharls Finally, complete sense.

We keep the sun alive not the other way around.

@Doomerzoomer @nikitabier can you nuke him he's lying for reach again

@soncharm They just don't understand how much depth there is to our culture now They probably think this is tangential to club penguin

lol still no idea what a ‘Clavicular’ is but suddenly I like this guy what is it about the boomer media that made them incapable of parsing that ‘incel’ just comes from ‘involuntarily celibate’? “this guy to maxes his looks and gets chicks is an incel” huh? this (stupid) word has somehow become a bogeyman-symbol detached from anything resembling what it ‘means’, to where by the time this content bubbles up to like your Facebook boomer aunt or the water cooler boomer at work, you end up getting an earful about the ‘problem’ of ‘the incels’ that is devoid of any content, or sign of even knowing its etymology, and may as well just mean ‘the unspecified bad people I choose to hate/fear this week’

@mc_swm This is just agony

Hey guys. Last night I posted Big Chudgus. To my chagrin, it do NOT immediately do numbers. But that’s okay, I understand that great experimental art sometimes needs exposure for the public to get used to. Let’s try this again. Xitter, do your thing!

@pikeypilled This guy cries too hard

Vaxxed 🥀

@CountDankulaTV Thank you.

One of the most offensive comedians in the UK. His jokes resulted in hundreds of Ofcom complaints and threats of lawsuits. He was someone I really looked up to and modelled my own comedy after. Then he pulled the ladder up behind him and started attacking people for doing the very same thing he did to become famous. While moaning about people "not understanding" his own jokes. The Fall Of Frankie Boyle youtube.com/watch?v=fBYd1B…

@CryptoMikli @MartinShkreli legend

Martin Shkreli reveals he made $500M shorting pharma stocks “In pharma, it’s very easy to figure out which drugs don’t work. There are clear signs. You have clinical data showing it doesn’t help anyone. Then there are scientific reasons. Maybe it’s supposed to stop a certain enzyme, but that enzyme has nothing to do with cancer” “The idea that it would actually cure cancer becomes almost preposterous. But some people treat it like a lottery ticket. Most of the time, it doesn’t work”

@justalexoki April fools?

i actually don't know why i was so obsessed with claude. chatgpt is clearly so much better

@EFF Get lost, you have no clue what's coming for the world, seriously out of touch whacko freaks.

After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X. This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue. 🧵(1/5)

@Andr3jH Both please

Which way western man?

@peterrhague Literally just heightened agency

They get hot and decide they can do better, I assume

@TheRoyalSerf I'm so "schizo" I'm so "crazy" My tweets are "niche" brah Problem?

Accounts that make posts for 0 likes are psychotic sociopaths

@allie__voss For all the Americans who sre not familiar with staffordshire terriers: They are equally violent dogs, with very similar heritage. "Staffys" are only cute to total morons. Don't bother differentiating between them. Keep your children FAR AWAY from these beasts.

Explaining to the toddler being eaten alive that ackshually it’s not a pitbull, it’s a staffordshire terrier (commonly called a pitbull) Everyone knows what is meant by “pitbull,” we don’t need to play these semantic games

@KaiKai2492 Get married

My first job was at a Casino and I worked with this blonde woman a few years older than me. She would always talk to me and eventually asked her friend to ask me for my number, thought nothing of it and said sure. She then proceeded to text me at night after work and send me selfies of her in bed. Then she asked if one day I would like to come over after work to hangout or watch a movie and once again I was like sure, could be cool. I thought nothing of it and told my wife who I had already been with for like 4 years atp and she had to tell me the womans intentions lmao. Even then I was like "I'm sure you're overestimating besides she told me she has a bf" then the next day at work she mentioned her bf wouldn't be home when I came over and it clicked lol. Women didn't start paying attention to me until late in HS and I already thought very poorly about myself so the idea of an older woman being attracted to me and willing to cheat on her bf with me wasn't even something I considered. So yes, especially if you're insecure and don't have much experience a lot of us are clueless.