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@VLONEPREDATOR We know, you do much better work

i promise i had nothing to do with this

@GartrellJacobs Gonna take one of your kidneys cuz I'm hungry

Retarded bartender snapped my ID in half cause he thought it was fake, guess I’m gonna be a passport to the bar guy for the next month. #IHateKruegers #OrganDonorDox

@lexxatheheretic Should have thought about that before defacing the stop sign criminal.

pro lifers when abortion: 🤬 pro lifers when executing immigrants for defacing a stop sign: 😍

@GiveKills @Binoruna Shit there's probably some yn's in Chicago with more kills

@Binoruna free my nigga brenton he aint do nuffin wrong mayne i be tellin yall he dindu NUFFIN.

@TheGameVerse Notice what he won't be running to buy?

“Not buying PS6” guy the moment the PS6 launches:

@DoomerTapes Well I'd put it in a holster, but plenty of yn's in the hold carry em in their basketball shorts and think that safariland is a racist term for where their great great grandma is from. And they hardly ever negligently discharge a round into their legs. So odds are you'll be safe.

No matter how safe it is, i hate carrying a glock appendix. How do you get over the fear of your gun pointed literally at your cock and balls?

@alb97018 @bethbourdon *Pedophilic murderer. Wish he murdered pedo's but this lady wouldn't represent him if that was his crime. She only represents child rapists and killers.

@bethbourdon The guy is literally a pedophile murderer.

@pderevere @bethbourdon Yeah "fuck Florida" for trying to put a child raping murderer in the ground. Someone needs to check your hard drives lardass.

@bethbourdon Hell yeah fuck the state of florida imo

@bethbourdon @schmeeboh He deserved worse. He raped and murdered a kid. He deserves to starve to death. The fact you take pride in this shows what kind of person you are. Everyone deserves representation. But for you to take such pride in helping this person is just a horrendous sign of your character.

@schmeeboh he was facing the death penalty where he would have suffocated on the blood in his lungs for 6 minutes under a drug cocktail protocol the state now hides from the public, so yes, he was very happy to not get sentenced to death and said i can tweet about it.

@NewBad_OldGood @bethbourdon @searedbite5 On one hand that pos deserves the firing squad. On the other hand he'll likely get worse in prison. Either way to take pride in this case is horrendous. She is bragging about getting a lighter sentence for a convicted child raping murderer and she deserves the hate she's getting.

@bethbourdon @searedbite5 I think it's more humane if we just killed him and if retarded whores like you weren't paid money preventing such a thing

@1FlattyPatty @The_Banned_Vids Yeah I remember when I had to personally drop nuclear weapons out the back of the b52 on those towel heads. Dark days.

US marines mocking ISIS

@kiraNya00 @_DuxNet Dude it's not that deep. There are several jokes about shit, shitting, shit paraphernalia. It's not everyone's cup of tea. Not because they hate fruit baskets but because it doesn't really have a point to make and is just kinda gross to watch.

@_DuxNet yes. there exists only one episode as of right now (second one is coming out tomorrow). but as several people already said, people treat this anime as they treat people with real mental health issues. We are just worthless to them

Wait your telling me the anime about a smoking cat girl, smoking by every definition by the way, that has been filtering anime fans left and right and has caused people to quit smoking in disgust... WAS ONLY ON EPISODE ONE?!! Oh this is just the greatest thing. Pure cinema.

@PKPatchworks Huh, I'll have to give it a try

The kind of freaky evil type pose I be hitting in front of the box fan for several minutes after getting out of the shower (I smell better for longer if I air dry before getting dressed)

@DoomerTapes Someone who's clearly never bought a hipoint wrote this.

The glock 19 COA is the only handgun worth buying Send post

Fuck it, I’m exporting absurd amounts of emeralds from the Afghanistan mountains. Pretending like I know what I’m doing. 40+ Karat

@EightTrck @fleshsimulator Theyre worse than genuine ones in every single way and theyre more expensive.

@fleshsimulator Are they good? I've always heard rothco stuff sucks

- Rothco Jungle Boots

@AKmountain_guy Never stop larping. Larp til you drop.

Just call it a hike like a normal human. Especially in civilian context

@DukeNukem1996 @sixscase @schrondonowitz 37mm options are out there, cheaper, and easier to get rounds for. Shoot there's firework rounds for it now lol.

@sixscase @schrondonowitz I’d love to get an M203 (possible through the NFA) for my AR but actual 40mm grenades are basically impossible to get, making it pointless.

to me the A2 carry handle is the most sexy of all carry handle.

@_cream_gravy Have you considered not chasing them down dark alley ways?

I think women are more scared of me than I am of them

@prisyum Me when I'm in the woods hunting quail and my chud best friend forgets to put his shotgun on safe and he trips and falls and blasts my back with tungsten bird shot from 16 feet and I have to limp 8 miles back to the car bleeding the entire time while carrying my 70 lb ruck.

one word: owwies