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@jasminapplebyig @avfc93j @pokemondealsuk On the shelves

@avfc93j @pokemondealsuk On the shelf or behind the till?

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@FabrizioRomano They got what they deserve

🚨0️⃣ Real Madrid end their season with zero titles in all competitions.

The biggest guys in the gym will share a machine with you no problem but the out-of-shape ones will get annoyed when you ask.

@diogo444444444 @B24PT É o que merecem depois deste futebol horrível hoje e na semana passada

@B24PT Tanta merda para depois serem violados na final pelo Bayern ou pelo Psg

Arsenal está na final da Champions League, 20 anos depois!

Be Like Poland 🇵🇱

@_garytalk @miguelgbandeira Gary I think you should sit this one out 🤣

No offence but the food is questionable. It’s just meat. In between two dry pieces of bread, washed down with beer or cooked on a carcinogenic bbq. Either way, it’s just meat. Aside for Piri Piri, sauce doesn’t exist. Salads are an import idea. Couvert is nice but random as shit. Carrots, tuna mayo. WTF 😆Bread is not even close to France. Meat is nowhere near Spain and Flavour is nowhere near Italy. I would not stay here for the cuisine. I love PT btw. Live here

Portugal isn't cheap anymore groceries cost almost the same as other european countries rent is more expensive than a lot of other big cities the only thing we have going for us? good weather and great food that's it

@Bruxo1472393 @MariaVi19856058 @SICNoticias Ok não vale apena haver mais discurso quando estás a ignorar completamente o que realmente importa

@DonP5_ @MariaVi19856058 @SICNoticias Nada do que ele diz é bem dito porque ele é um alcoólico e drogado. É como ouvires um sermão de um padre pedofilo.

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@Bruxo1472393 @MariaVi19856058 @SICNoticias Seja ele ou qualquer outro, o que ele disse é bem dito, vivemos num mundo falso e cheio de hipocrisia

@DonP5_ @MariaVi19856058 @SICNoticias Ninguém quer saber o que diz, só isso.

@MariaVi19856058 @SICNoticias Mas o que ele disse está errado? Ou não convém discutir estas coisa Sra Maria?

@SICNoticias A SICLIXO sempre na vanguarda do «comentarismo» político. Agora contrataram um cantor pimba bêbedo e que fuma droga com os filhos para falar sobre política internacional! Parabéns SICLIXO. Vocês estão no bom caminho...👍👌😂🤣

@MFGA___ @TheHeadtoHead This guy is a fucking legend 👑

@TheHeadtoHead No debate. Absolute 🐐

The most overpowered gold Premier League strikers in FUT history. Pace, power… pure sweat.

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career. The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams. My "bad days" are his wildest dreams. My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive. It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

@planert41 When I became a dad I switched to going gym in the morning before work… it became my only personal time and it was a game changer

Dads with young kids Is it normal to just feel tired and burnt out all the time? It’s like you don’t even really get the weekend to recover because it’s all just kid stuff the moment you wake up Arguably the only personal time you have is when they nap (and you’re already dead tired by that time) or the hour after they go to bed but before you pass out Just trying to figure out if I’m doing something wrong

@RebeuChomeur92i @TempusShop Beautiful collection man

J’ai reçu mon coffret pour ranger les montres, 21 balles sur Amazon t’as l’impression d’être Bruce Wayne nan c’est fort. (toutes les montres viennent de chez @TempusShop) *tweet non commercial

The current state of the fakeness and showmanship within politics of Western world summarised in one screen shot

@levelsio @imidaily You have decided yourself to move to Portugal but all I see is you complaining about everything there, why did you go there and why stay there if everything is so bad in your eyes?

@imidaily This is 100% emblematic of every Portuguese service you interact with in Portugal They take your money first, promise you a lot Then do not deliver at all, change what you paid for, blame you for it, then underdeliver with extreme delays years later 😂😂😂

🇵🇹Portugal in 2021: "Invest EUR 500k, naturalize in 5 years" 🇵🇹 in 2025: "We took 4 years to process your application. We put golden visa investors at the back of the line for ideological reasons. But don't worry, we'll count your wait time toward your naturalization timeline." 🇵🇹 in 2026: "We changed the law, so now you'll only be eligible for naturalization in 2035, and the time spent waiting won't count after all. Oh, and the processing time for naturalization is itself another 3 years. So you can look forward to a Portuguese passport in 2038, 17 years after you invested. Unless, of course, we change something else by then. Anyway, thanks for the half a million euros."

O Senhor ressuscitou aleluia ✝️ Jesus is risen ✝️

@rubennatm He’s right though so I wouldn’t be laughing at him

Bueno pues Marcos Llorente ha enloquecido definitivamente jajajajaj

Show me the most random FIFA card you know

@StatBoy_Steven @speeds_c Bro this makes me shed a tear. Used to grind ultimate team with my little brother on this. Best fifa of all time for sure and Ive been playing since fifa 02

@speeds_c This gem from FIFA 13

Year is 2068 and the only way they get me to respond to my dementia treatment is by playing retro fifa songs

@SkyBet Denis Cheryshev

Challenge time: Name a random footballer NO ONE ELSE will think of…