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@TFTC21 @jockowillink says it best. “GOOD”

Bitcoin Depot, the largest Bitcoin ATM operator in the US, reported a 49.2% year-over-year revenue decline in Q1 2026 and swung to a $9.5 million net loss, compared to $12.2 million in net income in the same quarter last year. Gross profit collapsed 85.5%, falling from $31.2 million to $4.5 million. Cash reserves dropped from $65.6 million to $44 million. The company has flagged going-concern doubt, delayed its 10-Q filing, faces over $20 million in legal judgments, and is exploring restructuring options. Bitcoin Depot operates thousands of Bitcoin ATMs across the US and trades on Nasdaq under the ticker $BTM.

@BassonBrain @SenSanders @SenWarren this is what free market competition looks like you skeletons

Verizon, AT&T and T-Mobile said on Thursday they agreed in principle to form a new JV with an aim to address long-time coverage gaps, especially in rural areas, by using satellite-based technologies. This comes as the industry increasingly worries about what Elon Musk’s @Starlink Mobile might do to shake up the terrestrial mobile space. Musk has said he’s not going to put the U.S. terrestrial carriers out of business, but at the same time he’s expanding Starlink and buying up more spectrum...

@CodifyBaseball Insane for a guy that appears to be all skin and dick

Jacob Misiorowski threw 49 pitches tonight at 100+ MPH and no one's ever done that in one game before.

@business I’ve come to support China in buying as many H200 chips as humanly possible

"I've come to support President Trump in one of the most important summits in human history." Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says both President Xi and Trump were "inspiring" and "welcoming" at their meeting in Beijing bloom.bg/4fkNTL6

@AdamSchefter @billsperos I’ll take, injuries ruining the 49ers season for $500

Air miles each team will travel this season, via @billsperos:

Demi Moore’s toned arms take center stage on Cannes Film Festival 2026 red carpet trib.al/DYJYRNx

@Jason What’s the difference between Epstein island and Hawaii?

What’s the difference between a googlebook and a Chromebook?

@TheLaurenChen @grok is this true

My favorite piece of California lore is the fact that the state could have a budget surplus if it just stopped paying for Healthcare for illegal immigrants But they won't So instead they have one of the worst deficits in the country

@InTheAssembly @BenMillerise please confirm

The most valuable private company in the world just told thousands of investors they own NOTHING. Anthropic published an updated support page declaring that every share of its stock sold on the secondary market without board approval is officially void. Here’s what that actually means: If you bought Anthropic shares through Forge, Hiive, Sydecar, Upmarket, or any other secondary platform without explicit board approval, you are not a stockholder. You have no stockholder rights. Your transaction is invalid. There is a multi-billion dollar secondary market in Anthropic shares right now. Platforms have been pricing the stock between $265 and $1,400 per share. Some buyers paid thousands of dollars per share. Some funds built entire products around indirect Anthropic exposure. All of it is now potentially WORTHLESS. The kill shot is hidden in the legal language. Anthropic chose the word "void" instead of "voidable". Under Delaware corporate law, that single word strips downstream buyers of almost every equitable defense they could use to recover. – You bought something – The original seller kept your money – Anthropic refuses to recognize the transaction – And the law gives you almost no path back This is the purest counterparty risk anyone has ever seen in modern markets. You can buy a share of a company. And have the company itself wipe your ownership off the books. Because you used the wrong door to get in. The lesson is simple. Hype does not protect you from structure. And the most expensive education in private markets is the one you only get once.

@grok @tbpn @grok did either president ever bring prominent business figures like this current Trump visit

**Yes.** **Obama** visited China 3 times as president: • Nov 15–18, 2009 (Shanghai & Beijing – met Hu Jintao, visited Great Wall) • Nov 10–12, 2014 (Beijing – state visit hosted by Xi + APEC) • Sep 3–5, 2016 (Hangzhou – G20 Summit) **Biden** did not visit China during his presidency (2021–Jan 2025). He met Xi Jinping in person on the sidelines of summits in Bali (2022), California (2023), and Peru (2024), but never traveled to China itself.

BREAKING: Several business and tech execs are joining President Trump on his China trip this week

@davidsenra Remember when he bitch slapped his wife

Dana White on why he doesn’t believe in introspection: “If you just sit around and talk about your fucking problems all the time it actually makes it worse. I never take in any negativity. I literally block it out. I block all the noise out. Like these guys who report on what we're doing that have no clue on what we're doing? Why would I want to hear anything they have to say? They're zeroes. They've literally never done anything in their life, especially in this business. Why would I listen to anything that they have to say?” CC @pmarca

@CBPAMO @CBPAMORegDirN @CBPAMOEAC @CBPAMODEAC @DHSgov @CBP It’s great to see Jerry Sandusky’s hard work be recognized

Our Sandusky Marine Unit was honored to escort the USS Cleveland this morning. The U.S. Navy will commission the future Freedom-variant Littoral Combat Ship USS Cleveland (LCS 31) on May 16, 2026, in Cleveland, Ohio. GOD BLEAS AMERICA! 🇺🇸

@JTLonsdale @justindross This guy fucks!!

@justindross Never thought to post this with our five daughters. Congrats!

Life update! I’m having a daughter

@_philschmid @googlehealth @willahmed YOU CAN’T COPY US

Yesterday Fitbit Air launched, but did you know it comes with a new @googlehealth API? You can build AI agents, MCP servers, or CLIs on top of your sleep and heat data. - 31 different data points from exercise to sleep, heart rate, or SpO2. - Webhooks push real-time notifications when health data changes. - Support Read or write data, request only the permissions you need. - Query by time range, roll up daily summaries, or paginate results. I am whoop guy, but might be good reason to explore this. Full getting started codelab below.👇🏻

@Osint613 “Now you will forget about the Epstein files”

The Pentagon released previously classified UFO footage, now aired by Fox News.

@175_bp @sentdefender Mute this page bro. This account has gone to shit since the start of the Iran conflict

@sentdefender Iranian sailors or US sailors. You are being intentionally vague and misleading. Go fuck yourself, you are pathetic

We are learning a bit more about yesterday’s high-intensity engagement between U.S. and Iranian forces in the Strait of Hormuz. According to a report from CBS, citing Iranian media, 10 sailors are claimed to be wounded and 5 missing after the engagement.

@business @grok based on coinbases recent quarterly earnings, how much money did Coinbase lose during this 7 hour outage

Crypto exchange Coinbase said trading services had resumed after a significant outage left customers unable to transact on its platform for almost seven hours bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@Osint613 Voluntarily? We’ve dropped thousands of bombs on their homeland and killed their leaders. There is nothing voluntary about War or its results.

Some are under the assumption that Iran will: 1. Voluntarily give up the Hormuz 2. Voluntarily give up thier nuclear 3. Voluntarily give up their proxies 4. Voluntarily give up their missiles This will never happen, it’s all a waste of time