Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute

@DwightExMachina

An NPC writing his character sheet. I use this account for shitposting and book recommendations.

Katılım Şubat 2022

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·19 Haz

I've read about 100 books in the last two years, each one an attempt to expand my worldview. Here are the top 20. Feel free to ask questions about them or suggest others. Thanks @KarlRadl, @curtdoolittle, @whatifalthist and @Athens_Stranger for recommendations. 🧵

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·12h

@flatlanderorg Limited ROM but that's some impressive weight.

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Flat Lander@flatlanderorg·1d

Your daughter is a fitness porn whore. Just like a regular porn whore she's selling her body for clicks, endorsements and money.

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·20h

@willchamberlain The opposition must call this regime "the Dirty Sanchez" or the West is truly fallen.

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Will Chamberlain@willchamberlain·1d

Unironically we should pursue regime change in Spain The Sanchez regime must capitulate or be removed by force

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·1d

@sam_gzstrength 300? Not 315? C'mon.

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Sam Krapf@sam_gzstrength·1d

For those of you chasing Standards 2.0 200 Press 300 Bench 405 Squat 500 Deadlift Remember: most men have to weigh 200-225+ to hit these. the taller you are, the more you'll have to weigh There are some who hit them under 200 but it isn't common Reality of The Situation

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·2d

@DrInsensitive Imagine r***ing someone out of politeness

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Dr. Insensitive Jerk@DrInsensitive·2d

What must it have been like to be a female slave, and your master never forces you to bang him? Humiliating.

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·2d

@Gnosisinformant @ill_Scholar You still need to be circumcised to be one of the cool kids, as Timothy found out.

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Gnostic Informant | Neal Sendlak@Gnosisinformant·2d

uhhh because Christianity is literally just a sect of Judaism and circumcission is literaly commanded by god (YHVH) in the bible. It never once says circumcission is bad. Only that it's no longer required for salvation but Jesus & Paul are quite clear that god still wants it done.

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Illegitimate Scholar🧭@ill_Scholar·2d

The "it's just extra skin" argument does not work God would not give us "extra skin" No idea how a Christian nation decided that God was wrong about the male form And mutilating the foreskin is a lot more comparable to mutilating a clitoris than anyone is willing to admit

Illegitimate Scholar🧭@ill_Scholar

I want my foreskin back

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·2d

@YannisTzortzis @elonmusk "Screw it. A Trillion Dollars."

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Yanni@YannisTzortzis·2d

Rewatching Ironman 2 and realize I totally forgot about Elon’s cameo When’s that electric jet coming @elonmusk ?

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·2d

@Aliathewhite @mokhanhim We need to promote her until Megyn Kelly gets an OF

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Perv Atreides@Aliathewhite·2d

@mokhanhim I'd rather listen to her talk than sit and listen to what these losers have to say

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Mo Khan@mokhanhim·3d

She actually has an Onlyfans 💀 The only people falling for this are either jewish, boomers, or retarded.

Lauren Witzke@LaurenWitzkeDE

5 years ago, we had brilliant conservative female thought leaders like Michelle Malkin blowing the lid open on mass migration and pissing off CPAC donors so badly that she was never invited back. Now? Conservative female talking heads are just a bunch of shallow, disgusting skanks spewing low-IQ takes about Muslims. Disgusting.

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·2d

@StrengthDebates Is this true for women as well?

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Official Strength Debates@StrengthDebates·2d

Learn to train hard first Doesn’t matter what method or training style you use Learn to fatigue and exhaust your muscles and then learn to manage and optimize it

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·2d

@yonann Alec Baldwin: “See this watch? It (only) costs more than your car!” This is the watch that you need when you don’t look like Alec Baldwin.

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Yonan@yonann·3d

Kevin O’Leary says he begged Rolex for a mythical $1.8 million watch, then cried when the box opened “It is the grail piece of all watches. It is the white gold, ruby and diamond Daytona. Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast” “I got on my knees and begged for it. The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there’” “The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. For an hour, we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. I was weeping. Walking around with $35 million”

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·3d

@LaurenWitzkeDE She's already launched a memecoin. x.com/savcannon_/sta…

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·3d

@Logo_Daedalus I'm surprised to hear that. What books do you recommend about the Puritans?

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R.Сам 🦋🐏@Logo_Daedalus·3d

The Puritans kept the Sabbath holy & had more leisure than their equivalents in europe

Ricky@rickyofmontay

@Logo_Daedalus Isn’t there tension here between your admiration of the Puritan program and the support of aristocratic laziness for the masses?

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·3d

@DRolandAnderson @supercalifrag33 Good book, but it will feel like common sense to you at this point. Skim.

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Daniel Roland Anderson@DRolandAnderson·3d

No one can do a circular firing squad like White people. SMH. As if we don’t have enough problems and enemies. I really need to get to KMac’s “Individualism and the Western Liberal Tradition: Evolutionary Origins, History, and Prospects for the Future.” Seeds of its own destruction? Oh yeah.

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ploppity plop@supercalifrag33·4d

No, retard.

Jo S@George55507

@exitkrew @RogerJStoneJr American women will sleep with the mailman...

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·3d

@0x49fa98 Imagine the incumbent conservative President Camacho running against Lily Philips...forever.

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·4d

@DRolandAnderson @supercalifrag33 He who is under 30 and prefers Hamilton has no heart, he who is over 30 and prefers Jefferson has no brains.

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Daniel Roland Anderson@DRolandAnderson·4d

@supercalifrag33 I am becoming born again Hamiltonian from a Jeffersonian predisposition.

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ploppity plop@supercalifrag33·4d

👀 Listen to our Founding Fathers, Americans. When in doubt, return to their wisdom.

🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸@MericaCulture

“To admit foreigners indiscriminately to the rights of citizens the moment they put foot in our country would be nothing less than to admit the Grecian horse into the citadel of our liberty and sovereignty.” -Alexander Hamilton on immigration.

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@RetroCoast

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Retro Coast@RetroCoast·5d

Did you notice? Ella Langley just did something RADICAL Her Choosin' Texas music video features NO minorities. None. Just white folks Is that why it's such a big hit?

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·6d

@notgwendalupe Ok you know what I’m down with this Ella Langley stuff. Whatever puts an end to this.

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PopCulture@notgwendalupe·6d

Madonna at 67 really released the club song of the year

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·6d

@eternalclassic_ The original LLM. Imagine being a samurai and getting introduced to vibe killing.

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eternal classic@eternalclassic_·6d

weebs: “the katana was the superior weapon” samurai the second the weird-talking white people brought boomsticks:

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·6d

@peruvian_bull "It's-a-me, Bit-a-coin!"

GIF

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Roberto Rios@peruvian_bull·6d

Bitcoin is basically pegged at $64K now

Bit Paine ⚡️@BitPaine

Okay someone has an infinite limit order at $64k

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Dwight Schrute@DwightExMachina·6d

@ThorTorrens Definitely false. In fact a really good leg or deadlift workout will boost your GH levels enough that you’re slightly nauseous and you don’t even want to eat for two hours (then you eat like a pig). That’s my experience anyway

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