Dylan, Lord of Riots

@sp6runderrated As someone who grew up with all three, Leno was def the worst one by a LOOONG mile.

isn't this primarily due to us growing up with Conan but not Leno? You never see Letterman either on here.

@sneminaj @Nixlynka Like myself*

@sneminaj @Nixlynka dont let the other guys know. Normal goofballs that can talk to a woman like a normal person have been hitting way above my usual numbers because of this. Manosphere chuds are fumbling goddesses right into our hands.

Men are not attractive anymore and im not even talking about looks. they are so disrespectful, want princess treatment, can't communicate, can't connect emotionally, immature and more.. is a complete turn off.

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

@imaMFbird @KiwiFarmsDotNet @ICEgov @mindefsg @mhasingapore Sargon of Akkad convinced him to go there

@KiwiFarmsDotNet @ICEgov @mindefsg @mhasingapore it's bidens fault that this pedophile zipper head thought the US would be a sanctuary for him unironically

Breaking: Pro-pedophilia advocate and Singaporean national Amos Yee has been deported to Singapore by @ICEgov and arrested at the airport by Singapore's @mindefsg @mhasingapore. He faces charges for draft dodging; the country has Korean/Israeli-style mandatory service.

@Dexerto "And yet its exactly how our business operates and we won't be changing anything"

Live Nation CEO Michael Rapino has slammed messages from executives who were bragging about overcharging fans “It’s disgusting, and it’s not the way we operate”

This scene is perfect. The two screen split in the middle gives the impression of a mirror. Modern Narcissus meeting his greatest fear. Everything is here. The awkward gestures. The flood of Pepsi revealing the character’s obsessive traits. The inability to form a word. Narcissus contemplates in awe what he could have been in a parallel reality, if not for the genetic lottery of life. It’s the moment he realised that this is the energy he feeds off.

@introvertzoomer @clashreport we didnt see a single journalist.

@clashreport get ready for all the videos of people analysing his hands and face frame by frame

Netanyahu shows up for a live press conference. He looks alive.

@ryangrim @DropSiteNews Bros dead

Defining remark of our era.

@usedgov You don't want your kid to be ill prepared for when you send them to school. Parents who confuse themselves with educators is a massive issue. This is homeschool propaganda btw

Literacy starts at home.

@DamianCr0ss @CountDankulaTV looks like the cancer did a number on your brain smh

@CountDankulaTV Don't say "for bullshit reasons". He got targeted cause he's MAGA.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@MWong81ue @adamcurtisbroll Why do you think dumbass? Fucking chuds, every time with the stupid ass comments

@adamcurtisbroll Why is there a dancing Chinese robot in a restaurant in Southern California?

A malfunctioning service robot dances uncontrollably at a Haidilao hotpot restaurant in San Jose, California, knocking over tableware as staff members attempt to restrain it, March 2026.

@KillerMike Dawg this is AI

God bless this Good Man.

@KanikouEstellia Im sorry but this game has been shit for 20 years

I love when people newly play FFXII and say this. 1. You do not need automation gambits 2. XII, especially og XII, was designed to give an "offline XI" experience as per the devs. 3. Like OG VII, you can even challenge yourself with how customizable it is.

@Channel5iveNews He used to not wear a mask. Either way he is a great

chat do we think Sidam really has a skin condition or is he just jestermaxxing

@ApollonianGerm @VeryBadLlama Posts like these prove conservatives have peasant mentality unironically

Incredibly ahistorical take… the rural populations of Europe were removed from their lands by force over multiple centuries. Various laws were passed dispossessing rural folk of common lands needed for subsistence farming… many peasant uprisings were put down by force after these enclosure acts were passed. Pamphlets, books, poems, etc. were written mourning the loss of countless rural villages, hamlets, homesteads, etc. and the culture they once had. The cities at the start of the Industrial Revolution were stinking filthy crowded places, wages and conditions were deplorable… people did not take up such a life unless they had no other choice. Even up to the 20th century, prior to WW2, the majority of Europe’s population was still rural. It took an incredible amount of coercion and social engineering to urbanize Europe as much as it has been today. You’re engaging in historical revisionism on the side of the “evil empire” that uprooted millions of Europeans against their will and destroyed native cultures.

don’t make me tap the sign

@PaulTeamAlberta @RpsAgainstTrump Ahmed, it's over. Time to clock out

@RpsAgainstTrump Dems love to pose as former Trump voters because they think it will help steer people into voting Blue.

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be? PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t. Reporter: How many times did you vote for him? PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.

Americans will say 15 years of hard labor is too much for a tourist who stole a poster but that dying in a makeshift prison is a just punishment for overstaying your visa

@RepDonBacon @jaketapper @jaketapper retweeted. What a pig, I guess he more than eager to please his new daddy.

Good riddance. Iran has murdered more than a thousand Americans. Their EFP land mines were the deadliest in Iraq. Anti-Semitism is an evil I detest, and we surely don’t want it in our government.