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We haven’t even seen the era of Presidents we deserve! Give us an @OkiyaOmtatah or a @dkmaraga president! Wakae huko office wakisoma katiba! Okiya would even go to court against the other arms of the government if they are not aligning 🤣 imagine our president arguing a case at the High Court! Hiyo ndiyo tunataka!

@Ismail10127 @wodegaard_ @Squawka What have yuh just done brooo😂why is Ode not included ..aah just find a stat to include Ode and make Assnal fans happy

@wodegaard_ @Squawka 😭

Most chances created in the Premier League since Martin Ødegaard made his debut in the competition in January 2021. 🔑

@NemeremNjoku She doesnt have money, how will she even get 20K

Revenge..give your mother 500k and give his mother 50k

@MoneyMakerSA1 @FPLfrasier He played more games yet the ones remaining are already tired and they havent surpassed his number of games

@FPLfrasier Giggs played more games than this 2 combined what are you smoking?

Can someone add Ryan Giggs to this graphic? I want to see something.

@PaamanuelUtd_ Just Dalot bro

Chat: what stops this team from winning the treble next season

Hii video imenifanya nisilale @DCI_Kenya this guys should have been arrested ny now

@dombwosque24823 Sorry for the typo..As for me Kasongo is just doing exactly the opposite of what he promised in his magnificient manifesto...actually he is doing worse ..I hear in the coming 3 months he wants to use a budget of 3B to travel abroad!! Serikali gani ii ya watapeli!!?

*such Of course we’ve never had such a president,ama wewe ushaiona mtu anaua watu kama nzi? Stealing as if he’s never seen money before..of course he’s different

@Walter7tk @L_Kitonga @dombwosque24823 Did yuh hear Kasongos manifesto?From that I can see the ciuntry is doing wonderfully, we have never had search a president!!

@L_Kitonga @dombwosque24823 Does he has that vision? He can't even put it into words . Never hard of his manifesto.

Most of you are pretending not to see Maraga’s efforts cause you can’t stand clean candidates

@dombwosque24823 Thats true bytheway, or because he is not the loudest politician around...and still Kenyans will ask themselves who is the better option 2027!how do yuh ask such a qz when CJ is around ?

@RodinSimi Bro yuh just have a failure in a coach

When it’s Manchester United & Michael Carrick’s turn to start losing games, I’ll be there. Things can change overnight, a good run can quickly turn into a 7-game winless streak, costing a team a place in the UCL. I’ll be there when Rosenior shines again & Carrick's downfall.

@AtworiYa Nimeskia nipige hapo ama vipi..then slap ndo io ..waah ladies never learn

Ndoa ni ngumu bana ...😂

Hello @DCI_Kenya MMUST lecture halls are now a theatre of violence. No respect for the lecturer, No respect for the values of education, No respect for the sacred body of academia. This is wrong.

@amerix @DCI_Kenya Those student leaders need to be arrested and scrapped off the university roles they hold

@SkySportsPL Arteta boys are seeing bad things😂they said this award is cursed now see who s gonna get it

BREAKING: The Barclays Manager of the Month nominees for March are in! 💼

@RodinSimi Bro yuh just have a failure in a coach

@Amag_ke Huyo ni assassin bro😂

Girlfriend wangu amekuwa away for 3 days,kuangilia hand bag yake nikapata hii kitu hapa,inaweza kuwa ni nini?? Ama anataka kunimaliza.

@The_Big_Chifa_ I have watched it 4 times now, the 10 seasons ...cant get tired of it

I was only 2 minutes in bro, the rest is history. peak cinema.

@TravelGuruUG @roxie_ug Truee, they just lacked a certificate to prove they qualified in the respective fields😂but they have smart and sharp brains

@roxie_ug Experience is the most important thing 😂

Kenya is not a real place 🇰🇪😂 Here are 4 Kenyan Men who beat all odds against the System; 1. Fake Lawyer Brian Mwenda won 26 cases without stepping into any law school. 2. Ronald Melly, the fake doctor from Nandi County, performed eight successful operations at the Kapsabet County Referral Hospital before he was transferred to head Meteitei Sub-County hospital. He also never went to any medical school. 3. Fake KQ pilot who flew passengers for 8 years without a pilot's license 4. Fake police officer Joshua Waiganjo rose to the rank of assistant commissioner of police and worked for 10 years. He sacked and recruited police officers.

@WilliamK256 @roxie_ug Is that in the dark really? I believe if they were successful in their doings it shouldnt be classified as 'in the dark' they are kinda special, good and smart brains

@roxie_ug Whatever is done in the dark always comes to light

@WelBeast But yuh started from winning the quadruple, now its 2 cups..in a little while all the 4 will be gone to other teams...NEXT SEASON FC

Premier League title and the Champions League are the ones that I want the most. Anything else would be an added bonus. We go again after the international break.