Eli the Thumpy Dog

It’s that time again. Reply with your submissions for my Top 10 Best Signs of No Kings contest. As always, my epic Top 10 will be posted tomorrow morning, which always gets millions of views across social media. Originality is key. Post your favorite signs below to enter!

@_AllThatJaz My absolute favorite memory from the dark time of Covid.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPHEN SONDHEIM 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

@VikingNations Former Oregon State punter, Hekker also is a legit passing threat on fakes. Solid locker room guy, great addition to the roster.

BREAKING: The #Vikings are signing 6-time All-Pro Punter Johnny Hekker to a one-year deal! 🚨 Minnesota lands a massive veteran weapon for the special teams unit. Hekker brings a Super Bowl ring and a legendary leg to the 612. The Vikings special teams just got a HUGE upgrade. 🟣💨 Thoughts on this signing, Vikings fans? 👇 #MinnesotaVikings #NFLFreeAgency #Skol #JohnnyHekker #NFLNews #VikingsNation

Not a doctor, no medical background but for the record, I LOVE match day. Congratulations all around!

@AndyKemper @pdxwinterhawks And pulled off an upset win in that first game at Vancouver, IIRC. Good times. ~Molly

@EliTheThumpyDog @pdxwinterhawks The team went up the next day…but, yeah stayed in Seattle and didn’t come back to PDX.

If you watched this video and have about 4 hours to spend, I've uploaded the entire game audio for the @pdxwinterhawks Game 7 win over Seattle on 4/5/06 ending with the Jon Bubnick OT winner. Click the following link: jumpshare.com/share/oLy6Wqet… Enjoy!!

@SSepich Congratulations!

Parkrose Broncos, state champions for the first time in 44 years. #opreps

@QondiNtini The Paideia School in Atlanta. Non-traditional and on the front foot since the early 1970s.

Fun fact about Senator My Boo that you probably already intuited 😏

@RealtyPodcast @MavrocksGirl I feel like you can see Sopranos characters and themes forming in the Rockford episodes he wrote.

@MavrocksGirl Great photo! Interesting to think that David may have been dreaming up Sopranos stories during those days...

The REAL folks who created #TheRockfordFiles

Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.

@TexasTrash258 @t7_linda So, with a top loader, I always used fo let it fill, start churning and get sudsy, then throw in the clothes. Always filled, always reliable.

@t7_linda I couldn't agree more! I also want a washing machine that fills the damn tub up!

Why did glass top stoves become a thing? I hate mine. Any appliance that needs to be cleaned with a razor blade is fucking shit. Who had time for this? My old clunker stove top burners came right off and just soaked in the sink. Brillo pad if necessary maximum

Oh, Canada, no gold for thee Congratulations, USA Women’s ice hockey team. Another brilliant USA-Canada final.

@r_rm54021195 @HouseoftheMuse_ Maybe John Perry Barlow.

@HouseoftheMuse_ . who’s the narrator? why does that voice sound so familiar?

My heart ❤️

@aprilbaer I look forward to this story during every Olympic cycle. Play that theme!

Hey Happy Valentines everybody nytimes.com/athletic/70445…

@DannyDeraney Also in the film version of M*A*S*H, right?

So long Bud Cort who has passed away at age 73. Bud is known to most as Harold in Harold in Maude. One of the best dark comedies of all time. He was one of those actors who always added his own style of quirkiness to any role. I simply love this film.

@AndrewNemec Good on you.

Employers frequently ask people to refrain from political posts. There’s a limit. For my son, my daughter and the mother of my children, not today.

Indefensible. And zero wiggle room. Now we all know.

@Lindsay_Schnell #Truth

Related: Killing your sports section roughly 18 months before the U.S. is set to host the Summer Olympics is wildly shortsighted. Like wtf

I do not understand how anyone could read @washingtonpost current sports coverage & not think it’s essential. Have you seen the investigate work they do?! What’s happening today is shameful.

@freezymfe @OunkaOnX @grok Chef michael ross

@OunkaOnX @grok this is the man at the end of this video, can you tell us who he is?

Another video emerges from the Epstein files. Who is the man seen at the end?

@Number10cat +1

Does he even own a suit?

@dalepartridge I feel so, so sorry for your children.

Women should not be pastors. Women should not be police officers. Women should not be soldiers. Women should not be firemen. Women should not be judges. Women should not be politicians. What am I missing?