🧠 Elon’s Brain 🧠

@Kristennetten @teslascope @Tesla_AI Got it on VIN14222 last night!

Is Tesla still sending out software update v2026.8.6 to HW3 vehicles? I never got it on my old girl, early access M3 — looking forward to the spring update tho!

8 Years.

10 years, I parted ways with $1000 to reserve a car I would not see in my garage for over 2 years after that. Still the best car I have ever owned. Fun, reliable, and still beautiful.

@Kristennetten Those were the days...

long long time ago ..

@wholemars Just got back from Vegas. FSD almost 100% there. ~50% back - slow trucks on the right, idiots wanting to do 90+ on the left. No happy medium to just cruise.

Where are you self-driving this weekend?

@arctechinc @UnpluggedTesla @LucidMotors 😍

Huge thank you to @UnpluggedTesla for the amazing PPF and tint applied to our new 2026 @LucidMotors Gravity!

@28delayslater @atj721 @ray4tesla @slye @teslatidbits @LauraFlowD @dennis_p @FutureAZA @99_Colorado @OCTeslaClub @Tesla @teslaownersSV @TeslaChillMode @elonmusknt @MemesOfMars @SawyerMerritt @stonk_the @TroyTeslike @TeslaOpinion @TeslaShuttle @coco_771997 Awe man. I’m still tagged ❤️

@atj721 @ray4tesla @slye @teslatidbits @LauraFlowD @dennis_p @FutureAZA @99_Colorado @OCTeslaClub @Tesla @teslaownersSV @TeslaChillMode @elonmusknt @ElonsBrain @MemesOfMars @SawyerMerritt @stonk_the @TroyTeslike @TeslaOpinion @TeslaShuttle @coco_771997 First

My first article in 4 months (as I’ve had some family commitments come up). I document my experience using the Tesla Robotaxi for 4 days in San Francisco! cleantechnica.com/2026/03/22/tes… . @wholemars @WR4NYGov @JOBhakdi @DennisCW_  @mymodl3 @elonmusk @spotted_model

This is the status of Neuralink's human trials: Active trial: Help quadriplegics control devices with their minds. Active trial: Help those who cannot speak communicate their thoughts. Upcoming trial: Help the blind see.

Rivian R2 - I haven’t been this excited for an automotive product launch since the Tesla Model 3. @RJScaringe

Today is the first time that @tesla FSD pulled all the way into my garage when I got home. Seems like an occasion to pick up a share or two. It's pulled into the driveway and parked before, but never into the garage. Part of me wonders if it decided to do this because it "learned" that's where I park. Over the weekend there were a few times that I engaged FSD directly from the garage without pulling out manually.

Did it happen yet? @Tesla

Save @Tesla.

Stolen from FB.

@EliBurton_ Bring back JPL. Otherwise NASA is irrelevant.

There is no time for delay 🚀 Make Jared the NASA admin Today!

@zerogspot Rock Swings - best album

ankh inca paul anka

Stolen from FB

Much wow…

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@AnthonyLewayne @wholemars The CA DMV has our back. 🤣

@wholemars HW3 owners that spent $15,000 for FSD 👍🏼

You can’t retrofit millions of cars every time you release a new chip Imagine if every time Apple released a new iPhone, they had to go replace the chips in 1 billion older iPhones A homogenous fleet becomes increasingly impossible as you scale. Set expectations low.

@xenius @Teslarati I read this as glitter and pizza. Either way I agree.

@Teslarati No, and I hope anyone who does stops being a shareholder. Sometimes you need some glitter and pizzaz.

🚨 Do you think that the Tesla Supercharger Diner I. LA is a “waste of shareholders’ money?”