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@WillTheTrainRun @GWRHelp No.

@GWRHelp I guess not, thank you for yet another wonderful journey with GWR. #LateHomeAgain

@GWRHelp I'm on the 16:49 Paddington to Didcot and connect at Maidenhead for the 17:13 to Bourne End. Will I make it?

@iratekommuter @chimadder From the whole #GWR team, we hope your move went terribly and that you have a damp problem in your new home.

@chimadder No difference. Moved about 300m round the corner 😂

Moved house today. Still less painful than a GWR commute.

@paddingtonbert @GWRHelp The investigation has now been concluded, Robbo and we can confirm that the delay was caused by our inability to operate a railway.

Hello @GWRHelp how many carriages on the 16.41 BRI-GCR service today please? And why is it running late again? 🙄

@GWRFailway Yes, we love it.

Does anyone out there like GWR, even a little bit? Methinks not.

@jdp420 @GWRHelp No.

@GWRHelp hello, why is the 1842 Paddington to Twyford now 10 minutes late please?

@iratekommuter We disagree. We’ve worked extremely hard to be the ‘worst train folk’ and we think we’re doing pretty well!

Argh scrolly clicky mouse man. What are you doing? BUZZZ BUZZ BUZZZZZ CLICK CLICK BUZZZZZZ CLICK. Anti social users of technology are among the worst train folk

@Swiss_uk You live on a boat? This is why we provide you with such a disappointing service, you water gypsy.

Helping Mrs Swiss clean up. #FridayNight #CHILLING

@paul_lobban @Rochdale_Cowboy @GWRHelp @CommutingRants @GWRFailway There’s no hope for any of you. We actually have plenty of spare trains in the depot and, if anything, too many members of staff but what’s the point in going out of our way to help when we can cause misery, instead?

@iratekommuter Good good! Shame there was a seat available for you.

Well the 19.15 is rammed as usual. Thankfully I stole someone’s unclaimed reserved seat. Pity for the people crammed into the cycle rack #GWRAdventures

@hostagetoGWR @GWRHelp You’re more than welcome. Unhappy Birthday for yesterday.

Treated myself to a late train in for my birthday...thanks for making it longer so I could enjoy it more @GWRHelp!! An hour and 33 minutes fro Chip to Pad. Lovely stuff.

@cwaaac Clearly didn’t use one of our services to get there.

@Swiss_uk @GWRHelp It’s #Friday tomorrow so all our staff will sod off early or call in sick.

Day 4 @GWRHelp continue their psychological warfare program of running trains on time. This is the 7th service I have boarded this week running to schedule. I’m mentally prepared for a full encyclopaedia of excuses for delays to be unleashed at any moment. #GWRAdventures #Commute

@swanseaexpat We don’t actually know, Ellie. Thankfully, we have never provided a service consistent enough to result in a - as you say- “satisfied customer”. The thought of it does make me somewhat queasy.

@swanseaexpat We do, occasionally, leave the origin station - we usually cancel a few stations further on. We look back, fondly, on Brunel although travelling between London and the West was quicker, more comfortable and far cheaper 150 years ago which we do not agree with.

@swanseaexpat You have yet to tell us to “fuck off” but due to GDPR, you do have the right to request that we stop contacting you. Be warned, however, that by unregistering, you will not receive any help from us if you’re ever stranded on our network (which is, let’s be frank, pretty likely).

@swanseaexpat Your patience is “lower than absolute fucking zero”? Now you sound like a real GWR customer - we’d thank you for your custom over the years but we don’t really care for you - or any other customers, for that matter.

@jdp420 @GWRHelp It’s never going to change, JP. Somehow (and this is impressively woeful, even for us), we’ve actually managed to misplace your usual 8 coach HST and can’t seem to locate it. Presumably it’s on rails somewhere but we are unable to confirm this suspicion at this moment in time.

@GWRHelp the 1803 Pad to Theale is usually 3 coaches. This in itself is wholly inadequate to replace an 8 coach HST. Today it is 2 coaches with no air con. Awful. How long must we suffer this please?

@MrsScreech @GWRHelp @GrumpNow @GWRYelp @GWRFailway @Crap_GWR Nah.

@paddingtonbert @GWRHelp And now you’ve experienced it! Now that we’ve introduced more of our 2 carriage Turbos, you’ll get the experience it more and more - you’re welcome, Robbo!

Nice to see @GWRHelp are spoiling us with a 2 carriage un-air conditioned turbo today. I've always wanted the experience of being on an overcrowded train on a day where it is 30+ outside #gwradventures

@jdp420 @GWRHelp Hi! What happened was: a company totally unable to operate a railway was given a railway to operate. That’s all there is to it.

⁦@GWRHelp⁩ hi what has happened here please?