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@anon_opin Never bad mouth ' pourable sunshine ' a food of the common man . Salads wouldn't be the same without it.

Salad Cream is a legacy condiment. I reckon it's got about 20 years left tops.

@364690 Just had first service on Dacia Duster bi-fuel 17000kms at dealership, cost €81 .

@Midge1415 @lordyhoney @TheMeldrew @Mariapullen25 Also OAP rates on meals in Restaurants/Pubs etc.

@TheMeldrew @Mariapullen25 The ‘nothing’ pensioners get: Triple lock Free bus pass 1/3 off rail fares with a senior railcard Reduced theatre & cinema tickets Winter fuel payments Money off grocers from various supermarkets on certain days & much more. “That fucking kid’s eating a free apple!” 😤🙄

Can't have kids having a bit of free fruit

They are a joke.😂 #ReformUK #RobertJenrick independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

@dannykellywords Welcome to the best club everyone's welcome

Oh my God! At freaking last! For YEARS I have longed to be an MD ANT. And I am not joking. All previous prizes, accolades, citations and baubles now move one place down the totem pole. The biggest boost since my diagnosis. Is there a ceremony? A tee-shirt? "Docks, clocks etc"

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You have to feel sorry for James Dyson. Imagine buying up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax, only for Labour to then close the loophole. We need more patriots like him, who drive up farmland prices and vote for Brexit then fuck off to Singapore.

@peterstone68 @NewWaveAndPunk Loads of people were down on that Clash single, I loved it, a bit different and edgy.

@NewWaveAndPunk yesterdays treats

What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding. This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.

@stone_lands @dr_places I finished this last night, what a wonderful book . Insightful and beautifully told.

Stone Lands is still only 99p on Kindle! One week left before the deal ends on 31st March. I do think the physical edition is a stunner, but this is great value, right!

@PhilWat09037421 @MikeMenhir I visit this site regularly. It really is a substantial stone set in the middle of a field. Well worth the trip.

At 5.6m tall La Pierre de la Hune in Bazougers (Mayenne) is the tallest in the département. Card by a publisher called Guégan on a 1905-07 back type. #StandingStoneSunday.

The blue slither is Reform MPs. 98.8% of MPs are not Reform Can someone tell @BBCNews and @bbcquestiontime please?

@premrugby Ollie Azam for glos, what a guy. Made of iron with a fierce french temper

Three of the best Frenchmen in the Gallagher PREM over the years... 🇫🇷🌍 Ahead of France v England this weekend, who is your favourite Frenchman to have played in England? 🤔

@premrugby Ludo Mercier for glos kick like a mule and panache in spades

@NotoldNOJE @NewWaveAndPunk @phatalstu @Schnitzel63 @FatOldAnarchist This is the first album I ever bought, I was 11yrs old. ( my sister 3yrs older bought one of those Terrible top of the tops albums )

Just because every day is a Bowie day .... it's pouring with rain up here and there is nothing better than listening to music to brighten any day ⚡️🎸👨‍🎤 #Bowie #BowieForever #ScaryMonstersandSuperCreeps @NewWaveAndPunk @phatalstu @Schnitzel63 @FatOldAnarchist

Resigned my job to write a book reviewing pork pies. I was 2 months into my research when I realised that no-one's going to drive from Truro to Rugby, even if there's a baker there doing an absolutely fabulous pie. They're all just pork and jelly in pastry, really.

@DavidGr40434506 @andrewlawrence This isn't Dunkirk and the people leaving aren't soldiers.

@andrewlawrence At Dunkirk the retreating British soldiers had their adopted dogs shot as they boarded the rescue ships.

What a bunch of cunts.

@Walesguy2 @bmay It's not like she has bugger all else to do.

@bmay I’m no fan…but it’s more than any of the UK party leaders could be bothered to do.

Stop fawning. Stop it.

@jeffprad1 Or Royal Sycophant Jenny Bond

I wonder if the BBC will wheel out Royal ghoul Witchell for a synopsis of the latest scandal.

@gloucesterrugby Byre really can change a scoreline 😂😂

50' | 🔄 ➡️ Byrne ⬅️ Knight Good shift, Max! 💪 ⚔️ 19 - 14 🍒 | #EXEvGLO