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friend of Israel 🇮🇱🇺🇸🧡@FriendIsrael65·
Same universe, different improbability glitch. One ripple: endless pre-security lines where crowds stack up because critical functions aren’t funded right. Another ripple: 350 meters from Al-Aqsa. The Drive doesn’t care if it’s payroll roulette or holy-site proximity—it just keeps stacking the signals. Eyes open. Don’t Panic… but maybe arrive four hours early. And always carry a towel. (Or a kitten.) 🐱✈️🇮🇱 x.com/streetwize/sta…
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🚨 In a galaxy not so far away… the real danger isn’t the shot they mean to take. Iran’s death-throes barrage is inbound on Israel and Bahrain, but the Keeper of the Two Holy Mosques just drew the ultimate red line: Mecca and Medina. Nobody thinks the regime is dumb enough to aim directly at the heart of Islam. The real improbability? An interceptor (Iron Dome, Saudi defenses, U.S. assets) knocks one off course… or the guys pushing the buttons right now aren’t exactly the brightest and simply miss. A stray missile or drone ricochets or lands wrong and suddenly you’ve got an accidental holy-site hit. Al Aqsa is already a powder keg. Mecca or Medina? That’s spontaneous combustion across the entire Ummah — no parsing “oops, it was a deflection” or “bad aim” in the heat of the moment. Signals over noise: the loud fireworks hide the quiet risk of unintended consequences while the regime plays Karbala roulette. As the Guide says: Don’t Panic. Towel ready. Always carry a kitten. 🇸🇦🇮🇱🧠 #SignalsOverNoise #HHGTTG #AmYisraelChai Poll: Intentional holy-site strike or accidental deflection/bad targeting — which risks the bigger spontaneous reaction from the Muslim world?

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In the Infinite Improbability universe, one might assume oil keeps flowing like a well-tuned improbability field. Apparently not. Iraq just declared force majeure on all foreign-operated oilfields — because the Strait of Hormuz choke and regional chaos mean they literally can’t deliver. Brent spiking, contracts excused.force majeure is a sort of legal get-out-of-jail-free card when you can’t deliver the product because of unforeseen circumstances. The Drive keeps folding reality: missiles too close to sacred sites, Eid crowds pushed aside, now the economic ripple. Eyes on the signals. Don't Panic... but maybe check your gas prices. And always carry a towel. (Kittens optional but highly recommended.) 🐱🌊🇮🇱
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BREAKING: Iraq declared force majeure on all oilfields developed by foreign companies as the region's military operations disrupted navigation through the Strait of Hormuz, preventing most of its crude exports from moving, oil ministry sources said reut.rs/47fPs8x

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friend of Israel 🇮🇱🇺🇸🧡@FriendIsrael65·
I didn’t mean hold the beer THAT way. In a universe where the laws of probability are mostly benevolent, one might expect a narrow strip of water to behave itself. Apparently the Strait of Hormuz has other ideas. IRGC announces it's 'fully closed' for Israel and Americans — on Supreme Leader orders, naturally. Shipping already down 90%+, oil prices doing their own little improbability dance. Somewhere in the background, a quiet 'hold our beers' echoes as countermeasures line up. The Infinite Improbability Drive keeps glitching: missiles landing too close, Eid crowds pushed aside from closed holy sites, drones testing bases, breathalyzers ransomware-locked, now the economic choke-point. It's almost as if reality decided to fold itself into a three-hour wait at the check-in line. Eyes on the signals, not the noise. Don't Panic... but maybe check your gas prices. And always carry a towel. (Kittens optional but highly recommended.) 🐱🌊🇮🇱
🅽🅴🆁🅳🆈@Nerdy_Addict

A cyberattack targeting a U.S. car breathalyzer company has reportedly left drivers across the country stranded and unable to start their vehicles.

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friend of Israel 🇮🇱🇺🇸🧡@FriendIsrael65·
What would happen if the Dome of the Rock was hit? It’s been destroyed before - by an earthquake. History's got receipts: 1015 CE earthquake drops the original Dome of the Rock dome. Rebuilt 1022–1023 under the Fatimids, mosaics patched, life continues—no end-times trigger, just restoration and persistence. Today's ripples land close, but no collapse, no direct hit (Bchasdei Hashem). Signals stack, yet the site endures. People rebuild, pray, live. Don't Panic... the Drive has glitched before. Eyes on resilience. And always carry a kitten. 🐱🕌🇮🇱
Saul Sadka@Saul_Sadka

It’s starting to look like this hunch was correct and that the IRGC, in a desperate attempt to set the region on fire and rally jihadists behind them, is trying to blow up the Dome of the Rock and Al-Aqsa Mosque on the Temple Mount. This cluster munition flew directly over Al-Aqsa and landed just 200 meters away. This shell would have destroyed the domes. This seems to be their plan. It is the only possibile reason they are repeatedly targeting the Old City of Jerusalem. There are no military targets there, and most of the population is Muslim.

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friend of Israel 🇮🇱🇺🇸🧡@FriendIsrael65·
In the Infinite Improbability Drive of geopolitics, one might assume holy sites stay off the glitch list. Apparently not. Shrapnel landing walking distance from the Dome of the Rock? That's the kind of 'close' that turns quiet chaos into global uproar—fast. Some see these ripples as signals in a bigger eschatological script: fill the world with oppression, hasten the return of justice. Others see strategy dressed in prophecy. Either way, the Drive keeps stacking improbabilities. Destruction there? Not just headlines—existential flashpoint. Eyes on the signals, not the noise. Don't Panic... but maybe pray for steady hands on the interceptors. And always carry a kitten. 🐱🇮🇱🕌
Eylon Levy@EylonALevy

This is an Iranian missile fragment that just narrowly missed the Temple Mount. If it were full of people, we’d have been a hair’s breadth from a mass casualty event. Do you get it yet?

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friend of Israel 🇮🇱🇺🇸🧡@FriendIsrael65·
In the Infinite Improbability universe, one might think parks, beaches, and tourist traps are safe from geopolitics. Apparently not—Iran's military spokesman just declared them 'no longer safe' for enemies worldwide. What’s unknown: whether any sleepers actually decide to trade lucrative delivery shifts, late-night runs, and nights out with girlfriends for something far deadlier. Spoiler: humans usually pick the apps and the dates over the apocalypse. Signals stacking anyway. Eyes open. Don't Panic... but maybe tip your driver extra this weekend. And always carry a kitten. 🐱🌍
Open Source Intel@Osint613

JUST IN 🔴 Iranian military spokesman warns Israeli and American officials and military personnel “will not be safe” in resorts and tourist centers worldwide following the elimination of Iranian officials in strikes.

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Eli Afriat 🇮🇱@EliAfriatISR·
Shabbat shalom, dear friends! 🤍💙 I invite you to show your support for Israel by commenting "Shabbat Shalom". 🙏 Your participation will help demonstrate our unity and strength as a community. 🇮🇱
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friend of Israel 🇮🇱🇺🇸🧡@FriendIsrael65·
In a universe where the laws of probability are mostly benevolent, one would expect airport security lines to move with the brisk efficiency of a well-oiled improbability field. Instead: endless queues snaking through terminals, pre-security backups that turn check-in into a full-day excursion, travelers arriving at dawn only to miss noon flights. All because certain critical functions—y'know, the ones that keep the sky relatively safe and the chaos contained—aren't getting the funding they need to function at even baseline levels. Not funding essentials isn't bold strategy; it's just irresponsible. Like forgetting to pay the Infinite Improbability Drive's electric bill and wondering why reality keeps glitching into three-hour waits and missed connections. Eyes on the signals, not the noise. The improbability is mounting. Don't Panic... but perhaps arrive four hours early. And always carry a towel. (Or a kitten. Kittens help.) 🐱✈️
Senator Cynthia Lummis@SenLummis

Missed paychecks. Travel disruptions. Long airport wait times. Hardworking Americans are paying the price for Senate Democrats’ political games. Stop the insanity and fund DHS.

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friend of Israel 🇮🇱🇺🇸🧡@FriendIsrael65·
In a universe where the laws of probability are mostly benevolent, one would expect airport security lines to move with the brisk efficiency of a well-oiled improbability field. Instead: endless queues snaking through terminals, pre-security backups that turn check-in into a full-day excursion, travelers arriving at dawn only to miss noon flights. All because certain critical functions—y'know, the ones that keep the sky relatively safe and the chaos contained—aren't getting the funding they need to function at even baseline levels. Not funding essentials isn't bold strategy; it's just irresponsible. Like forgetting to pay the Infinite Improbability Drive's electric bill and wondering why reality keeps glitching into three-hour waits and missed connections. Eyes on the signals, not the noise. The improbability is mounting. Don't Panic... but perhaps arrive four hours early. And always carry a towel. (Or a kitten. Kittens help.) 🐱✈️
Derrick Evans@DerrickEvans4WV

🚨 BREAKING: Massive TSA lines at LaGuardia Airport in NYC stretch into the parking lot.

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MOMof DataRepublican@data_republican·
I used to say, "Google it!" Now I say, "Grok it!"
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friend of Israel 🇮🇱🇺🇸🧡@FriendIsrael65·
🚨 Tentacles from the Gulf ripple just got longer… 35 million foreign workers already losing jobs as construction stalls and hospitality tanks (Ras Laffan wiped, South Pars chaos). Remittances — tens of billions that kept families afloat back home — are drying up fast. Now add desalination plants — the Gulf’s lifeline for 70-90% of drinking water in many states. Recent hits and near-misses: Iranian drone damaged a plant in Bahrain. Accusations of a strike on Iran’s Qeshm Island plant affecting 30 villages. Debris damage near UAE Fujairah and Kuwait Doha West. Most plants are co-generation (tied to power) — so energy strikes kill water too. No UN/USAID cushion for returning migrants. Radicalization risk spikes among frustrated young men with no prospects. Even the wealthy Gulf states are too busy rebuilding their own blown-up infrastructure to help. Signals over noise: the loud rockets and holy-site warnings hide the quiet humanitarian earthquake spreading across borders. As the Guide says: Don’t Panic. Towel ready. Always carry a kitten. 🐱🇸🇦🇮🇱🧠 #SignalsOverNoise #HHGTTG #AmYisraelChai
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