Function Health

A new price. The same depth of data—now $365 a year. That’s $1/day for more hikes, more hugs, and to unlock more healthy years. functionhealth.com

@HappyGrammy @AunySillyMe Appreciate the shoutout. @aunysillyme We hear you. Brain fog can be frustrating, and it can have a lot of underlying causes. The right labs may help you better understand what could be contributing. Sent you a DM.

Honey, have you checked your biomarkers with a deep dive like @function offers? Have you done vitamin D and genetic testing for proper genes to methylate your B vitamins? If not, do a metabolic deep dive before you ascribe your mental health issues to psych problems. They could be physical in nature and fixable or helped with nutritional intervention.

Booked my first ever psych appointment. Anything I should know before I go? Please pray they don't put me in a straight jacket and throw me in a mental institution 🤣

Forever chemicals are in the tap water of 176 million Americans. The federal limits designed to address that just changed. instagram.com/p/DYuvNxwDvPp/… ☝️Check out our post to learn what that means, who this affects, and what you can do. 👇

@jack Zero never looked so good. It’s never been easier to check your health with advanced imaging that gives you a deeper look inside your body. functionhealth.com/scans

got my first CT w/wo contrast scan yesterday

@bronzeageshawty We love to see a woman in tune with her body. This is why knowing your AMH levels matters.

At age 32, I still have a strong reserve of eggs. No empty egg carton here. Ladies, do not listen to the discourse on Xitter. Your eggs don't dry up at age 30. Just stay healthy and hormonally balanced.

@DanielKim828 Hey Daniel. We just replied.

@function Hey @function, please check my DM message. Need help asap

True Story: Meagan suffered through unexplained vitiligo, crushing anxiety, and exhaustion for years. Through Function, she discovered heart disease risk, severe iron deficiency, and inflammatory markers that standard exams missed. Function member since 2025. Function gives you access to 160+ lab tests to get deeper insights into your health. Join today for $365/year and take control.

@unfliteredmom Hi Kayla, our cycle recommendation is to time hormone testing to capture the most useful baseline data, but the good news is you have options. We'd love to help you figure out the best path forward for your schedule. Send us a DM.

had to wait 3 weeks to schedule my @function health bloodwork because of my period. well I just got my period today and you can only get bloodwork done on day 2,3 &4 which just so happens to fall on Saturday, Sunday and Memorial Day 🫠

@AskMen Good news: Function is now $365 for all members.

Function Health offers access to 100+ lab tests for $499 a year. askmen.com/fitness/health…

@DiggityDalt Thank you for everything you do to protect your community. While this offer for Los Angeles County firefighters has ended, stay connected through our social channels for future updates.

@function @drmarkhyman Is it possible to still accept this offer? I work for the LAFD.

The fires may be out, but the health risks remain. That’s why we’re working to support the health of those on the front lines. LA County firefighters can still get a gifted Function membership + PFAS test to measure exposure and protect their health—get access here: bit.ly/LAFDGIFT We also know firefighters aren’t the only ones at risk. We’re exploring ways to expand access to LA first responders. If you’re a first responder, let us know if you’re interested here: bit.ly/FunctionForLA. You’ll be the first to know if more gifted memberships become available. Because those who protect us shouldn’t have to risk their health to do it.

@stashkou Hey Dan. We take feedback to heart and want to share this with our product team. Can you DM us more information?

@function Whoever is responsible for UIUX of the app did a terrible job — completely unusable. Is it on purpose?

Your symptoms are common. Fatigue. Dry skin. Low mood. Low-grade inflammation. We adapt. We dismiss. We make them our baseline. But that’s the risk. Because together, these signals can point to something deeper like autoimmune disease. Don’t normalize the noise. Check your health. Featuring @drmarkhyman and @jayshetty.

2. Support your stress levels through mindfulness-based interventions, social connection, and time outside.

Here’s how you can take steps to support balance. 1. Test your Cortisol and other metabolic health markers to know where you stand.

Social media says I have Cortisol Face. Is it real?

@bandholz @pauljauregui @philwinkle @futurecommerce All aboard 🚂

@pauljauregui @philwinkle @futurecommerce @function Jumping on the function train. Look at us, just a bunch of mid thirties dudes.

Seated at Shoreline! Press creds on, Pixel in hand, ready for Google I/O 2026. @futurecommerce is here as a credentialed media partner covering Google's commerce story: UCP, agents, and what this all means for the next era of how we shop. Follow along. #GoogleIO