
The Prognosticator
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The Prognosticator
@GPrognosticator
I was wrong one time, just not this time.


My advice to every dude in college: Don’t seriously date in college. You’re trying to find a wife while competing with: • Frat parties every Friday • Spring Break in Cancun • Miami weekends • Nashville girls trips • “The girls booked Europe for 3 weeks” • Study abroad in Italy College is built around freedom, novelty, and “once-in-a-lifetime experiences.” Graduate. Build your career. Then start looking for your wife while you move to a big city. (After 25) You’ll save yourself a lot of headaches.




The Zionists want Rubio. The tech bros want Vance. We The People want Massie.


You cut down trees, do regular controlled burns, and clear old debris off the forest floor that shouldve been cleared in 1990. Basic forest management stuff.










Shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms and sold at some Taco Bell restaurants has been linked to a multistate outbreak of cyclosporiasis, a source familiar with the investigation said. cnn.it/4yvCAXW





Federal and state health officials are investigating whether Taco Bell played a role in one of the largest U.S. outbreaks of a gastrointestinal illness caused by a parasite that contaminates fresh produce, according to two individuals. wapo.st/3Tizwhs



The U.S. House will vote this week on whether or not to make daylight saving time permanent. Essentially, we would not change the clocks again (no "falling back"). As I've mentioned over the years, below are 3 options and how they would look in Indianapolis, IN: current system, year-round daylight saving time & year-round standard time. Year-round daylight saving time would result in a 9:02 AM sunrise and 6:23 PM sunset on the winter solstice.




Health officials are tracking a growing outbreak of the parasitic stomach illness cyclosporiasis, with confirmed cases now reported in 31 states. Since May, the CDC has confirmed 800 cases, while more than 1,500 additional cases remain under investigation. So far, 86 people have been hospitalized, and no deaths have been reported. The CDC says the hallmark symptom is watery, often “explosive” diarrhea that can last for weeks or even months if left untreated. The source of the outbreak remains unknown, though Michigan health officials believe it may be linked to fresh produce, including lettuce, basil, cilantro, and snow peas. 📸: @FoxNews










