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@acquisizioni I’ve seen 151

I have a deal under contract that was fully approved by another developer and it has 91 conditions of approvals…. Is this normal in your market?

@acquisizioni Check out paw patrol. They do a lot of unpermitted construction.

I am watching a Bluey episode that is demonizing change, highlighting NIMBYism and encouraging being a holdout - and it’s trigging to me. Daughter never watching this 🗑️ again.

@Hiastrax @acquisizioni

Clavicular was acting like a full NPC and started JESTERGOONING at the CLUB after realizing he’s RANK #6 and only DESCENDING on the leaderboard 😭📉 Looksmaxxing arc paused. Aura farming abandoned. Instead of pushing for a rankshift, he embraced controlled chaos and went full vibe-jester mode on the dance floor. When you stop chasing PSL points and start mogging the vibe, that’s not falling off… that’s tactical Jester Ascension.

@acquisizioni @bobbyfijan @bobbyfijan is floorplanmaxxxing and brutally mogging on site construction spiking stick builder cortisol.

@bobbyfijan @GREENHIVESTUDIO the vernacular is spreading…

Santa Monica gets brutally frame mogged

@acquisizioni Nimbycels are spiking my cortisol levels

Any examples out there of real estatemaxxing?

@acquisizioni I just blue myself

Arrested Development needs to be revived.

@resetbasis Snow Crash

Books I’ve enjoyed lately The Son East of Eden A Gentleman in Moscow High-Risers Man’s Search for Meaning News of the World American Rust The Sport of Kings Pachinko up next, would love other recommendations

@acquisizioni Maybe we’ll post the specials of the day here

For the record, some of these tweets that don’t land here get action IRL outside the app. Just a reminder to myself really that I’m not solely talking to myself on here.

@3_under_scores_ The pizza is awesome and the developer is A +

Can't speak to the quality of the pizza but this project built above and around an old building turned out really well from an urban design POV. Bergen Ave, JC

@acquisizioni Bergen Lafayette is the Greenwich of NJ ! And there’s the Morris canal so both have water features !

@GREENHIVESTUDIO Haha is that why they all seem to pencil in your oms??? 😂

This multi building has a waterfall and a drop ceiling in its garage and gets $7.00 + psf rents. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

@bridgelenderguy Yep PM me

Anyone with Reonomy and 15 minutes to spare?

@3_under_scores_ Make Bergen Ave Great Again

2022 vs 2025

@acquisizioni Wow

@pablobarreiro @MultifamilyRob @robert_amenta @MassimoGroup @creromans @DallasAptGP @Bethazor1 @aussieflya @CarolWalshReal1 @bethanyjbabcock @erinkgonzalez You too!

@acquisizioni What if it was free?

I keep meeting guys selling mechanical parking solutions and none have convinced me it’s worthwhile.

@acquisizioni Call Bobby

Retail folk of ReTwit: This is the preliminary layout of ~ 6k sf of required retail (in red) at the base of a 250 unit bldg on a “Main Street.” Any thoughts on how to design it in a way to make it as attractive to prospective tenants as possible?

@3_under_scores_ Probably had an amazing broker.

Why has this retail in a new narrow bldng on Newark Ave succeeded while others stay vacant? For one, it has front+back frontages, meaning it only needs one egress hallway to the front, so the retail can be wider. Single-stair reform would allow wider retail for all narrow bldgs.

@acquisizioni Seaside NJ

My wife wants a beach vacation. I dislike beach vacations. Anyone have a good suggestion for an island direct from NYC in June that has nice beaches but also a cool town we can explore / other things to do (historic, cultural, hikes). Boutique hotels no all inclusives.

@acquisizioni Put it into grok

A friend is hiring an analyst and this is the excel test applicants have to take. I have no idea what goal seek is. I would fail this.

@realEstateTrent @DealNav

Acquisitions folks: You're constantly in touch with brokers, tracking and analyzing deals, checking back in, taking calls, making calls, texting, reviewing your deal pipeline. There's a ton going on. What software are you using to track it all? (We use Salesforce)