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@AGPamBondi @WhiteHouse “Private sector job” is a weird thing to call never tipping the waiter.

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

@StateDept From the administration that already threatened to attack a NATO ally comes “WE’RE TAKING OUR BALL AND GOING HOME!”

🚨 SECRETARY RUBIO: If NATO is just about us defending Europe if they’re attacked, but them denying us basing rights when we need them, then that’s not a very good arrangement. That’s a hard one to stay engaged in and say this is good for the United States.

@GlennYoungkin Democrats are finally fighting back on gerrymandering. Bout time.

This is a lie. A blatant lie. Not to mention a complete reversal of your campaign promises. This unconstitutional power grab will permanently rig Virginia’s Congressional maps and disenfranchise millions of Virginians. Virginia, VOTE NO.

@ScottPresler @DHSgov Democrats have introduced legislation to fund TSA specifically six times in the last two months—not that that will have any effect on your misguided view about the shutdown.

@DHSgov It’s unconscionable for any democrat Senator to leave Washington, DC, for a paid vacation, while the TSA agents democrats defunded aren’t getting paid.

Thank a Democrat.

@JoshGrahamShow No way we can go back. The transition to fbs was too complex and expensive. It took major infrastructure projects like roadways and sewage for the town. There would have to be a massive incentive to go back that currently doesn’t remotely exist.

I’d love to get the temperature from App State fans on this.

@Ryandally08 @rawsalerts Yeah those 2021 strategic oil reserve releases (in coordination with allies across the world) really fucked us. So surprised that that didn’t win him the 2024 election jfc

🚨#BREAKING: Reports indicate the United States has intercepted encrypted communications believed to be from Iranian officials that allegedly discuss activating sleeper cells across Western countries, including within the United States. According to early intelligence reports, the messages were intercepted by U.S. intelligence agencies and are now being analyzed, with federal authorities closely monitoring the situation as part of an ongoing national security assessment.

@WhiteHouse Even the social media team sucks. Jesus

If you don’t know, now you know. 🇺🇸

Hmm how did this age?

@jonfavs he’s a big reason the rest of the world was cheering against the US today.

Trump officials treat their jobs as chances for wish fulfillment, personal enrichment, brand building, and score settling. It’s the most consistent thing about all of them.

@WhiteHouse Whining*

Can’t stop winning.

@WhiteHouse Bet this slaps if you don’t know the difference between your and you’re

Keeping cool while Making America Hot Again. 🏁 Auto start-stop is officially dead.

@KimreyThinks @JDTheThree @murphsturph The audacity of JMU fans to call other schools practices dishonest and then pretend like they don’t obviously charge students twice as much as any other school in the Sun Belt for student athletics fees is the most JMU thing ever.

@JDTheThree @murphsturph App State's total athletic fee does not exceed $925 per student per year. JMU is at least double this number on a per student basis.

FY 2025: App State Total revenue: $57.2M Total expenses: $57.2M Football revenue: $9.9M Football expenses: $15.6M Men's basketball revenue: $637K Men's basketball expenses: $2.7M Student fees: $16M

@rw441971 @CNN This isn’t remotely true. Maybe read the article next time

@CNN Thanks Democrats. Let’s be clear this happened over the last four years

The United States has fallen to its worst-ever position in a leading global index that measures views of corruption in the public sector among independent experts and businesspeople. cnn.it/4rGtSSj

@michelletoowell @AppFanatic04 My best friend played with Brantley for four years and still wouldn’t watch the great white American halftime show

@AppFanatic04 as a country music lover and lifelong listener of B93.9 and 94.7QDR i would rather commit an act of self deletion so violent it brings me back to life in three days than listen to brantley gilbert or the rest of his hick hop ilk ever again

oh, okay, because we were wondering

@ICEgov Keep the receipts for The Hague ✌️

Unfortunately for the media, we have the receipts. As shown in our video, Aliya Rahman clearly had enough room to move herself and her vehicle out of the way. Officers even walked away from her vehicle, thinking she was going to leave the scene. Instead, she remained at the location, continued to impede our officers, and found out the hard way. 18 U.S.C. § 111 criminalizes impeding or interfering with federal officers.

@KevinA0071 @covie_93 Everyone in your family hates you.

@covie_93 The difference is Trump is doing away with Trans people and Obama is fucking them.

trump and Obama's messages to Olympic athletes

@WhiteHouse That’ll distract them from the Epstein files, Chief.

From day one, President Trump has prioritized GIRLS & WOMEN in sports. Fairness, safety and keeping biological MEN out of women's sports are crucially important to this administration.

@Pro__Trading @Timodc Literally one of the main defamation defenses.

@Timodc "It was just a joke" doesn't work as a defamation defense. Another liberal organization that's gonna have to shell out $30 million to President Trump. Keep it coming, Libs.

The president is threatening to sue Trevor Noah over a joke. Seems like the comedy podcasters who backed Trump out of concerns about free speech threats to their industry maybe have missed the target slightly. #LegalizeComedy

@jimmy_esq Yet another reason David Souter was the goat.

Some judges spend too much time fine-tuning their writing to maximize meaningless Briefcatch scores and too little time examining their reasoning to actually get the opinions right. I do not want a nation of shitty opinions in beautiful prose. That gets it exactly backwards.