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repeat after me

@asdkfjasdlfjd Hegseth burner account fr fr

My political 'prediction' for Iran War is that we strategically use a small number of ground forces to capture the Forsaken Fortress, a key island that would allow us access to blockading and controlling the Strait while limiting Iran's drone and naval targetting capacities

@citysw1mmer @GilbusRoy Instant brain tumour rereading it

@GamerboiRandom @GilbusRoy this one is true

David Lynch was a fascist he loved concentration camps "Why aren't there more concentration camps? There should be more of them." he would say all of the time to everyone but we're not ready to have that conversation yet.

Gavin Newsom social media accounts: I AM A SERIAL KILLER! LET'S WATCH GAY PORN! I HATE YOU! EAT SH*T AMERICA! White House social media account: [14 consecutive grainy videos of demon-possessed dolls staring into the camera while calliope music plays backwards]

I have some opinions I would like to share on women and minorities

Little green space aliens have invaded my apartment and are asserting dominance over me by reading all the books that I've collected but haven't read then shrugging their shoulders indifferently. What cruelty

@plasticbagger @AlexaRuthless slow down, McCarthy

@AlexaRuthless name names

I know who it is but I’m not sayin’.

@asdkfjasdlfjd love how you have become the most optimistic poster on twitter dot com 🌈

For Christmas I got the invasion of Venezuela and it's looking like for my birthday I'll be getting a ground war with Iran

(speed dating at the aquarium) Him: look at these fuckass penguins lol Me: next Next guy: what's up with the penguins today Me: ok next Next guy: (large scar on face) no time to explain. I am you from a future where Earth got ravaged by carnivorous penguins and Me: ugh next

When I was on my flight I looked to see what the lady two rows up was watching on her screen and it was home videos of me from when I was a child

@plasticbagger "It's never enough. I rescue the world from slavery"

@GamerboiRandom not enough

you only need to write 4 stories per year

@stinky_face_ @SweatieAngle they are too good for the general audience

@SweatieAngle Why do these tweets of yours never get any interaction

This is Quarl our abhorrent porcine ratboi we’ve placed him in a key gatekeeper role within this organization

@PtDiggy50932 @romloops @afraidofwasps we measure in millennia, not years

@romloops @afraidofwasps Yes, and I prefer that outcome, because that means that in a few million years the clothes will be buried in sediment and compressed into oil🤑🤑🤑

I don't think moths should eat our clothes. We made your God... stop eating my clothes

maybe the president is right, reality is fake, and it truly can only good happen

building mega churches and the finest parking garages with American steel

Uh oh. They just announced Mr. Bean will be in charge of loading all of the weapons for the ground troops invading Iran

@asdkfjasdlfjd it's because of the hops 🤓

I'll sleep better with a couple beers

Fun Fact: the CEO of Bed, Bath and Beyond committed suicide by jumping off the penthouse floor.