「Fictitious Person」🏴‍☠️

"This is what Amber Heard carried in her purse for the entire relationship with Johnny Depp" said by Elaine, THE ATTORNEY! This concealer was new in 2017! Their previous concealer was a completely different product container in January 2016! #JusticeForJohnnyDepp #amberheard

@Currys_Care_HQ I've been looking at the complaints on here today. How do you sleep at night working for shitty company. I've made a police report against your violent driver.

@currys what's happened to pc world?! just argued with the delivery guy. I pulled up to my house just has they we're leaving the front door -they were an hour early! ignored me. tried to drive off. tHEY Nearly ran me over and then we started arguing! they took my stuff! phuq'em!

Does anyone else get insulted and laughed at by the Polling station staff when you ask for a pen or bring one in? #Britain #UK #Politics #polling #station #Vote

A grown ass man overseeing the polling station just alerted the rest of the staff to laugh at the fact I have a pen, instead of a pencil, to vote... Praying this man gets cancer is the right response. Such behaviour belongs in hell #Britain #UK #VOTE #polling #station #politics

@ABmrJutt Joey Swell incoming

She Got Fat-shamed at the gym and this is what The men at the gym did..

@ao #ao #uk #appliances this is the most concerning and ridiculous upselling I've ever seen. I've never seen an installation price higher than £40 and AO are doing £110!

@sciencegirl forgetting about twitter for months at a time...

@BladeoftheS I feel bad for this robot. I hope turns...

This robot is made by Figure AI (25% owned by Jeff Bezos) for companies like Amazon. They expect it will be able to replace almost all warehouse workers by 2030. They will take everyone's job and replace work with extreme poverty for everyone.

But ya'll eat string cheese!!!!! 😂

@RaiseTheAge16 Lol the Australian youths has already figured out a wy to bypass this red-herring ban on social media. How about banning tech companies from mentally abusing users of ALL AGES from draining their dopamine, making them depressed and su1c1dal. Joke.

Tell your MP blocking a social media age limit of 16 is just not good enough.

Zara should be sued. But so should the government. Why didn't the #OnlineSafetyBill prevent this like it said it would... Police say this is a hate crime or School Wars where students are using social media to encourage classmates to fight other school's students in a rivalry.

@colonelkurtz99 Btw, I initially thought this was Mila Kunis with a new hairstyle.

Some of yall just don’t want to accept that being rich now means you can stop the appearance of aging. Like Lohan, Emma Stone’s refurbished face looks amazing. Soon this capability will trickle down to lesser incomes. And “the wall” will be a thing of the past for those with any financial means. I think it’s actually liberating. Regardless, it’s the future like it or not.

@TheJoeySwoll She did 9 minutes EXTRA than the recommended minimum.

@itsme_urstruly That guy totally dumped that dog from a moving vehicle.

A young man in Thailand was reunited with his lost dog while buying drinks at the side of the road…

@Rainmaker1973 @SwissportBags Btw, I worked at Swissport in Leeds, Manchester and EMA for 2 years. Most inhumane company to work for. When covid happened, and you rightly deemed it unsafe, BEFORE GOV GUIDELINES CAME OUT on how to work around covid, they would threaten to take your ✈️badge away and fire you.

@Rainmaker1973 @SwissportBags the usual suspects. If you want to avoid Swissport baggage handlers touching your bags, avoid flying with TUI, Jet2, LoganAir, Ryanair, Loganair, KLM. They are a poorly trained, not paid well and have bad managers.

The first job that should be completely replaced by machines.

@Mosquito3650 @Rainmaker1973 .... We're gonna blame these guys.

@Rainmaker1973 I’ve worked at an airport in 2015. I would get assigned unloading an entire flight of check-in bags by myself at arrivals. I had to toss them or the bags would jam up the conveyor belt, then every bag would get crushed. I have at least 7 flights a night.😩I don’t blame thse guys.

@SalaciousSkunk @Rainmaker1973 @SwissportBags You're right.

@Good_Bye_Earth @Rainmaker1973 @SwissportBags Not entirely true, most Jet2 bases in the UK, handle their own bags, precisely because Swissport couldn’t meet service standards and kept Jet2’s customers waiting.

@AmazonUK @paramountplus I'm paying a double subscription. Can you let me finish a tv show before you decide I've seen enough to exclude from the subscriptions? It's like you want me to pirate content. Decided to quit prime.