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Josh MD

@GoodnessJ23258

A Bond Servant of God, A Prophet to the Church on the Sidewalk, Medical Doctor, Cool dude, CEO Zion Educational

Port Harcourt, Nigeria Katılım Ağustos 2023
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Josh MD
Josh MD@GoodnessJ23258·
@TheDrAfolarin @EmmaOkoreMD @ThatCruiseMedic Broooo.... That back pain eh.. In all the cervical repairs I've done poor light source was a common factor in all... I'd have to bend even more than expected to really see what I'm doing
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Dr. Afo
Dr. Afo@TheDrAfolarin·
@EmmaOkoreMD @ThatCruiseMedic I've repaired about 8-10 cervical repairs in my short practise, I hated all the experience. As you're moping, the thing is bleeding. And let's not talk of the post-repair back pain
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DØÇTÖR CRUÏS£@ThatCruiseMedic·
Straight out of House Job I went to do night locum in a facility for 8k for the entire night. Mid way into the call a pregnant woman came in with labour pains, I assessed and she was in active phase labour. The nurse on duty was a skilled nurse, she took the delivery by past 1am, mother and baby alive and well, I went to sleep only for her to wake me up later, the woman's pad was soaked with blood. I knew the devil has come for me, finally assessed it was a cervical tear😭 Omo what do I do? I called the Obstetrician attached to the hospital and he said something I will never forget " Doc it is 2am, you don't expect me to leave my house by this time, find a way and arrest that haemorrhage". Omo everywhere first blurr, it was doing me to return the 8k and tell the owner I am not doing again, if I had a car I would have drove the woman to the teaching hospital cos it wasn't far. That night I suffered, I was finally able to use clamps and arrest the haemorrhage because I saw one of my chiefs did once during HJ. Every 30mins I was asking the woman, "Madam hope eye nor dey turn you"? She would say no. So when people say men should leave Obstetrics and Gynaecology for women I just believe they don't really know how stressful and demanding it is.
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Josh MD
Josh MD@GoodnessJ23258·
@EmmaOkoreMD @ThatCruiseMedic Sweating like a Christmas goat is certain, with or without the materials you listed.... So long as suturing the cervix is concerned, you must sweat like goat
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Dr. Emma Okore
Dr. Emma Okore@EmmaOkoreMD·
@ThatCruiseMedic 😂😂😂😂😂 Cervical tear repair requires . At least 2 extra hands . Good lighting . Adequate exposure . Proper instruments . Good suturing skills If not, you'd sweat more than a Christmas goat. Thank God it was under control.
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Josh MD
Josh MD@GoodnessJ23258·
@Symply_Tacha This dumbass is bragging with an Ignatius degree.. lmao That school that you literally sleep with lecturers and graduate🤣🤣
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TACHA🔱🇬🇭 🇳🇬
B*stard taught he ate?? This is your highest engagement on this APP! And who made it possible?? BIG TEE🤣 you know what I love about your weak reply?? you did not deny the fact that both your mother and GRANDMOTHER are certified OLOSHOS So now, who is Natacha Anita Akide ? I’m a graduate of Sociology from Ignatius Ajuru University, where I finished with a 2.1. And yes I also do hold an honorary doctorate degree in Arts and Culture from prowess University. I featured on an American SHOW MTVs The Challenge (First Nigerian to be picked), featured on the most viewed reality TV show on the African continent Big Brother Naija.. And when I left the show, I trended #1 one worldwide severally and till today not one housemate can boost of the same. I’ve been on radio, and within my first year, my show, The Big Friday Show, won more awards than any other radio show in AFRICA at the time.. and whilst I was on air, it was the biggest radio show in the country. We had listeners from Ghana, Cameroon, the U.S., the U.K., Canada, and South Africa. Almost every other day, people called in from around the world to speak with me. During that period, I was also one of the highest-paid OAPs in the country. Over the years, I’ve worked with more than 300 brands, both local and international, consistently delivering value. I’ve worked with brands like Huda Beauty, Cîroc, Tiger Beer, Fenty Beauty and Trophy Stout.. I’ve been on several TV Ads to drive sales for brands I represent, signed as a brand ambassador for Oppo, and my image? Was used across their global platforms for promotional purposes. Now let’s talk about what I’ve done for my community? Over the years, I’ve distributed 50,000 pads to young girls in high schools, while also educating them on hygiene. All of this was personally funded, i ave never solicited public funds to carry out these initiatives. I’ve also gone back to my community to support the elderly through medical outreach programs, providing eye tests, glasses, and medication to help improve their quality of life. At the same time, I’ve empowered young people within my community. The icing on the cake? I organized the biggest Beauty Festival in Africa, where I trained 3,000 fans across different masterclasses, and on top of that, I broke two Guinness World Records in one day! The first African to break two records in one day All of these within a span of 7 years. Now I ask you: when your bastard mother of a thousand fathers was my age what did she achieve??
TACHA🔱🇬🇭 🇳🇬@Symply_Tacha

your mother is the Head olosho na.. How do you think your father met her? It’s in the olosho quarters your grandmother built!! So why you acting like you dont know your back ground?? Why do you think your football career never picked up? Its all the random cursed dick your mother took when she was pregnant with you😭 her leg no gree close she too like DICK Talking about your olosho when your mom is the head girl.. really baffles me LOW Life😘

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Josh MD
Josh MD@GoodnessJ23258·
@tobyasky Abeg boss, where me and u go get problem na when u release hand from her neck... Na their I go really vex.. Suffocate that ashawo girl.. press her neck 🤣🤣🤣
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TobyWrites
TobyWrites@tobyasky·
Sorry, just seeing your quote. I’ve attached the photo you quoted, it’s too blurry for my liking, I added extra for you😭 You see, when I was working in one of the biggest banks in Nigeria as an I.T professional, you were still drawing Davido on your breast, twerking on Instagram for likes, and selling your body like bole & fish all over Port Harcourt. You even went through my posts to comeback with my football?😂 At every point in time, I’ve always had multiple options, unlike you who has one, OLOSHO😂 I’m a Chartered Banker, a certified and experienced Project Manager, a Certified BA-Professional, a Senior Applications Analyst, BSc., MSc., just to mention a few. In every area of life, I’m not your mate, except in knacking for money😂😂😂 By the way, that picture was taken in Barcelona. I can go anywhere in the world, with my money. No Big Brother or drawing Davido on my breast, or twerking on IG. You this local pig. You wey dey smell For Live TV😂😂😂
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N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾
N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾@KhananiShingan1·
Someone on TT said “we’re going to marry rapists that were never caught” and that just ruined my entire mood 😩
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Melanin Queen👑🌹
Melanin Queen👑🌹@onlyone_success·
20 years from now, there will be a surge of aging women, alone and unhappy, led down by the illusion they once embraced as empowerment. It's on the way, and it will be massive.
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Josh MD@GoodnessJ23258·
@HubWendy Yes they are not capable If there were they would have dealt with the issue of auxiliary nurses since
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Nurse Wendy.
Nurse Wendy.@HubWendy·
What is MDCN even insinuating? Do they mean to tell us that NMCN ând other related councils/bodies âre not capable of running its profession? How????
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Esperanza
Esperanza@Dating_Diary2·
She left me after saying... “I prayed about it… and I don’t think we’re meant to be.” No fight. No drama. Just a quiet ending that didn’t feel like it should be the end. I asked if she was sure. She said yes. I asked if there was someone else. She said no. I asked what changed. She said, “Nothing changed… I just feel peace about walking away.” And that was the hardest part. Because how do you argue with “peace”? So I let her go. The weeks after felt empty. Not dramatic, just a silence where something familiar used to be. I prayed, not even to get her back, but just to understand what God was doing. Slowly, I started changing too. I stopped chasing answers in panic. I stopped forcing clarity. I focused on my own life, my walk with God, my healing. Months passed. Then a year. One day, she texted: “I need to see you.” We met at a café. She looked different, calmer, softer, like someone who had survived a storm. She said she had been wrong. Not wrong about feelings, but about timing, fear, and assuming peace always means exit. “I thought God was removing you,” she said, “but I think He was shaping both of us.” We didn’t rush anything. We talked, we prayed, we moved slowly this time, with wisdom instead of emotion. What surprised me most wasn’t that we found our way back… It’s that we came back as different people. Not healed by time alone, but by surrender. Now I don’t see it as a breakup. I see it as a pause God used to rebuild two people who weren’t yet ready for what they were praying for. Sometimes God doesn’t say “no.” Sometimes He says, “not yet… I’m still working on you.”
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Josh MD@GoodnessJ23258·
@_meera__abdul You're a stupid fool.... And it seems your stupidity is congenital
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దlolaద
దlolaద@_meera__abdul·
To all of you who are my mutuals laughing under this stupid man’s post. I have seen you. And if I soft block you? Please just let it be. I made that tweet and quoted it with my reason. But since you guys love sucking big accounts pen!s go ahead. Pregnancy is not life threatening. If not for medical reasons. Why is a man having say to what pregnancy does to women body. Oloshi eyan. E never engage my normal post oo. E wan use small account farm impression
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Josh MD@GoodnessJ23258·
@NaijjaQueen STFU with your stinking dead fish smelling pussy
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Dinma❤️
Dinma❤️@di_nma01·
@_Ojonya Yes! Nigeria needs to revisit their abortion policies
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Josh MD
Josh MD@GoodnessJ23258·
@_Ojonya Or you can just stop fornicating
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Emmanuel Mbah
Emmanuel Mbah@ecmbah·
A 400L Pharmacy student knows more about medications than a Medical Consultant is the greatest gbaaa take I've heard in a long long time...
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The_Bearded_Dr_Sina
The_Bearded_Dr_Sina@the_beardedsina·
No, he won't pee in you during sex. When he is having sex and about to ejaculate, a small muscle blocks the bladder so urine can't go through the urethra and penis It leaves open a pathway so semen can flow through the urethra of the penis. If a man sees urine during ejaculation. He needs to see a doctor. The muscle is called " Internal urethral sphincter" ( see pic)
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didi 🎀@Ramkish68725686

What if he pees inside you during s£×.

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Josh MD@GoodnessJ23258·
@MartinsDetu Oh shut up already There's nothing about drugs you know that a clinician doesn't know If you like keep crying
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Martins Detu
Martins Detu@MartinsDetu·
Some healthcare professionals really think pharmacists went through five years of school just to count tablets and learn the best style of dispensing. Some even argue medications. I can assure you, when it comes to drugs, you know nothing!! The naivety is alarming.
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34.59.20@106_36_52·
There is no pharmacist on Gods green earth and even in the after life that is more sound than a physician clinically. None, Zero.
Ayofe Olaniyi@ayofe_olaniyi

@rundriveng You really fall my hand today!! …Have you met a clinical pharmacist that is more clinically sound than a physician. Some of them have what it takes to attend to a patient perfectly.

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Josh MD@GoodnessJ23258·
@Dr_Chris_Twine Another stupid one... Everyday on this app I meet stupid ppl
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Dr Penking™
Dr Penking™@drpenking·
A doctor was seen in a video physically assaulting a woman immediately after childbirth while she was bleeding and in urgent need of care. Arrest him
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Josh MD@GoodnessJ23258·
@idecreeking @ecmbah A med student in path and pharm would give a retard like you a run for your money in pharmacology... But hey I don't wanna embarrass you too much Dumbass
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