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Hawes
@GregHawes
Teacher, coach, anonymous blogger. Assistant Director of the National Dad Joke Strategic Reserves
Watertown, CT Katılım Haziran 2012
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does anyone have any more examples of this
Matteo Pellegrini@matteopelleg
the first commercial bank in the world, The Medici Bank, opened in this building in 1397 there's a zara store now
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@CentristMadness He did use a teleprompter when I saw him. But he only looked at it from time to time.
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I don’t think Bruce Springsteen is performing 3 hour rock concerts with dementia
Shannon 🇺🇸I stand with America@thewriterme
@GlockfordFiles @MAGAWINS_2024 My husband’s close friend grew up near Bruce- word on the street is he has dementia. This from a liberal man with no axe to grind. Second hand information, but very reliable. Bruce needs to retire and chill out. Maybe a nice cruise or world vacation with his family.
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@baldheaded1der His power only comes from petroleum from the Persian Gulf
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OK Braves peeps I want to hear some outlandish reasons why RA J is struggling right now.
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Every year, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring.
They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died.
France also gave us this land as American soil. #MemorialDayWeekend
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You can't say Marshawn Lynch, Jerome Bettis, Derrick Henry, or Adrian Peterson.
It's 4th and goal at the 1 and you need a TD ... what back do you give the ball to?
I'll start: Mike Alstott
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The Beach Boys
Jason Isbell
Death Cab for Cutie
Bruce Springsteen
Lord Huron
Willie Nelson
Sturgill Simpson
Hozier
Luther Vandross.
Van Morrison
John Ondrasik@johnondrasik
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Billy Elton Queen Journey Page & Plant The Who Tori Amos Earth Wind & Fire Prince Paul The Cars
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@atl_samir2401 My dad was in Georgia politics for a long time back in the day, including on GADOT. When I asked him on his deathbed if he had any regrets, he said “The Downtown Connector.”
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Prejudice simple mindedness. Let's just call is what it is. That's why we can't keep pace with other metro areas in the country in regard to transportation
zach@ZachNagel7
We really could’ve had it all 😖
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Jesus Christ these whiny motherfuckers. These petulant children.
Commie Trucker@commie_trucker
I’m 43 now. I’ve worked 50-70 hours a week my entire adult life. I’ve lost years of time with my children and loved ones just so we could afford to live. This life is not only cruel, but unnecessarily cruel. A better world is possible.
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Hahaha
No
Mets Fans Are Struggling. Be Gentle. nytimes.com/2026/05/24/opi…
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@JonathanTurley Brown is best known for being on the right side of history, he just got there early.
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...Brown is best known for his pivotal role in the period known as “Bleeding Kansas” and the infamous Pottawatomie massacre. The embracing of the legacy of Brown is troubling. Many will take it as another signal that violence is not just warranted but righteous.
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Hasan Kwame Jeffries, an Ohio State University professor and the brother of Hakeem Jeffries, has joined the mantra on the left for citizens to rise up and fight the system “by any means necessary.” He menacingly called for others to emulate John Brown... jonathanturley.org/2026/05/23/he-…
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@3YearLetterman Pepper didn’t spend three years in med school for you to disparage him like that
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Dr Pepper sucks and so do the people who drink it
HottyToddyStros@hottytoddystros
Dr. Pepper the drink of the Georgia Bulldogs @3YearLetterman
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@Wilson__Valdez Leg day is the fucking worst especially because it sucks and it’s essential.
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I wouldn't say that I've started to enjoy going to the gym, but it's gotten to the point where I feel bad if I don't.
For everything except leg day. I look for any excuse possible not to do that. Hate it.
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@CentristMadness Madison. Stupid war. Only president to take operational command on a battlefield and lost so badly it was called the Bladensburg Races. Afterward the British marched into DC and burned it to the ground
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@MattZeitlin I know this goes against Tyler's point, but you ascend a level when you actually start pairing foods to beers, like wheat beers with spicy food, pilsners with fried stuff, amber ales with BBQ, etc
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this is a literally lifechanging take. you need to be spicy food and cheap beer maxxing
Josh Barro@jbarro
@Tyler_A_Harper Have you read David Chang on why he loves Bud Light? gq.com/story/david-ch…
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@mattyglesias @AlexGodofsky Beavers are indeed more industrious and goal oriented
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@AlexGodofsky This is definitely an important difference between humans and beavers
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I agree people should probably be more reflective about this but it's not like beavers reason out "why am I doing this?" before building a dam.
Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias
I've been consuming a bunch of "dating advice for men" YouTube content (for research purposes, I'm happily married) and the extent to which it just skips the step where you're deciding what you're trying to accomplish out there is striking.
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@DougJBalloon Trump (and Bannon) discovered that if you just flood the zone with "career ending scandals" the media can't cope. They write a story about Scandal 492, but before that story gets traction, here comes Scandal 493-496.
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(1/X) I would argue that the vast majority of all commentary is essentially pro-Trump. I don't mean pro-Trump in the sense of liking Trump, I mean it in the sense of them not holding him to the anything close to the same standards as Democratic politicians....
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