@mlbbowman Is Lucas Giolito going to win a Cy Young? Of course not. Is he going to keep you in games? Most likely.
Of course, 29 other teams haven’t signed him either…
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Teacher, coach, anonymous blogger. Assistant Director of the National Dad Joke Strategic Reserves
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Remember when the Braves’ rotation depth was a concern heading into Spring Training? Well, how should we define the level of concern now that Strider is the latest (fourth if you lost count) Atlanta starter slated to begin the season on the IL? @AdobeOrg&affiliateId=mlbapp-ios_webview_news-index&rsid=mlbios.at.bat.new.implementation" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mlb.com/news/spencer-s…
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@mebrannan Yeah. I get the math/logic question. I’m talking noun/verb agreement from an American university.
So I’m guessing whatever this is has nothing to do with MIT.
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@GregHawes Has is more common in the US and and have is more common in the UK, neither implies that the couple has the children in their presence while picnicking.
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A couple went for a picnic. End of story.
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia
This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?
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both outfits are boring. but the fat guy looks better.
Reece Schnell@schnellreece007
If you want to dress well, be lean. (Same outfit btw)
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@cowboyjeffkent @sofarrsogud Dont smoke pot, kids. You might live until your mid-90s
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Willie Nelson is 93 and releasing his 156th album. I am considering a golf cart to go to the mailbox
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@JustJoshinNH @DontBotherKeiti Southerners are nice but not kind
Northerners are kind but not nice
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@DontBotherKeiti What did I read recently—a New Englander will shake their head, call you a dumbass, and still help you. Accurate assessment.
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@cmclymer @ianbremmer Relying on the honor system to stop degenerate gamblers.
What could go right?
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@ianbremmer This is a great policy to have, but it ultimately does nothing. You have no way of tracking wagers made by your staffers. I'd suggest calling for unified opposition to any lawmaker who doesn't support a ban on this practice. Otherwise, what's the point?
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This Man decided the cops aren’t doing enough so now he's launching desserts at speeding cars 😭
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Trump is destroying his legacy with this war in Iran right now. Utter insanity
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@reesetheone1 Just wait until some lawyer gets tasered because he forget to get TSA Prechek printed on his boarding pass.
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If ICE does what ICE has been doing, it could turn out to be a disaster for Trump.
Rachael Bade@rachaelmbade
NEW: If TRUMP thought dispatching ICE agents to airports would force Dems to blink in the never-ending DHS shutdown standoff, he’s in for a rude awakening ... I checked in with a bunch of Democratic lawmakers and top staffers yesterday. Their response wasn’t just unfazed; at times, it was downright giddy. The way they see it, Trump’s move screams desperation and that the White House fears getting blamed. Their thinking: If the White House is this rattled, Dems can squeeze even harder. Some are even betting Republicans will cave as soon as this week. Read & Subscribe: rachaelbade.substack.com/p/scoop-dems-d…
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Strider will start the season on the IL with an oblique strain
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“Wealthier people shouldn’t be exposed to my police state until it’s too late.”
Kaitlan Collins@kaitlancollins
President Trump says ICE agents don’t need to wear masks at airports.
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There are no r-rated comedies aimed at “wine aunts”
Alyssa Hazel, Page Turner@AlysssaHazel
Not surprised Project Hail Mary has made a lot of money. It's remembered the golden goose Hollywood forgot: Good Family-Friendly content. Not a kids movie. Not an r-rated comedy aimed at wine aunts. A well-made all-ages good time. Helps Ryan Gosling is popular of course.
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Braves likely rotation to start the season:
Chris Sale
Reynaldo Lopez (FB averaged 89.4 mph yesterday)
Grant Holmes (MRI showed UCL tear in August)
Bryce Elder (5.30 ERA in 2025)
Jose Suarez (More teams (2) than starts (1) since start of 2025)
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@mebrannan It’s an American university. The proper grammatical construct is plural.
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@GregHawes Regional colloquial semantics. Have and has are used interchangeably depending on your regional dialect. One cannot make a universal inference based on such usage.
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Woo I believe just because:
Bigfoot exists but is interdimensional
Cats reincarnate and retain their memories, which explains their contempt for humanity
Dogs may or may not do the same, but find many of the same owners over different lifetimes
There is something to Tarot
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@GregHawes No explicit basis to infer those sons are with them. A couple went on a picnic. Everything else is obiter dicta.
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