Greg Rulifson

Happy 100th birthday, President Carter! Thank you for your friendship, your fundamental decency, and your incredible acts of service through the @CarterCenter. Michelle and I are grateful for all you’ve done for this country.

@TVietor08 Ouch. And WHILE I’m watching the foreign policy section of the debate

People who wear marathon finisher shirts should also be required to wear clothes that detail when they tap out early. Not feeling so superior in your "shit myself @ mile 18 and spent the next hour at Panera bread" hoodie, are you Greg??

@USAIDSavesLives @USAID @USAIDSCharles @WMO @NOAA What an amazing event! Is it possible to share the link to the #EnvironmentalJustice panel here? Thank you!

My pronouns are he/him, and Elon Musk is inciting violence.

@thememorypalace is one THE best podcasts around, check it out! And while you’re at it, support @radiotopia ! 🙏🏽🌋🔭📗📚🎤

"There's always these little moments to improve and do something to make the world better." Listen to a NEW episode of President @BillClinton’s “Why Am I Telling You This?” with 99% Invisible's @romanmars — on how great design can lead to a great society: wjcf.co/3rt8B1T

@MrTrashWheel My favorite character! You know me so well. See you soon in the harbor!

Feeling hungry! 😋

@UnitedAirlines #bebest be better in every way, especially for the planet. Your call center employees are better, but a supervisor hung up on me.

@EnvironmentOcha Environment in Humanitarian Action; @abeplopez what’s your podcast handle with the same acronym?

@kciolane @KristijanZic @chubicki Kendall! Exactly what I was thinking, thank you.

@KristijanZic @chubicki Such a subtle, respectful way to acknowledge it too. Instead of putting him on the spot, he just did this little nod that can be easily ignored

The guy next to me on the plane is watching the opening challenge of Survivor: David vs. Goliath. I can't stop chuckling underneath my mask.

@chubicki @netw3rk @DanLevyBDCard - someone get the message to h**kin @daniellevy! Or @DanitheEngineer because you’re worth it! Ti#witter sure is hard as a @TheRock

@chubicki @netw3rk Now I can’t stop chucking!

@UberEats @MoneyLynch Not bad, but #idratherbe #rewatching #beastmode @CalMemorialStad, #stillseemslikeyesterday @CalFootball #Saturday. New to tweeting, advice welcome @netw3rk @crookedmedia @MichelleObama @BarackObama @SemraHunter @ReneeMontgomery @gangofyouths 😄🙈🧸💯🇺🇸😎🏈🎉

Marshawn Lynch has very specific tastes. 🍸🍫 @MoneyLynch #BeastMode

@wmata @Metrobusinfo Confused: Wmata.com shows “bypassing pentagon station” - are trains running through? I’m wondering if I can get from DC to DCA airport. Thanks!

Yellow & Blue line train service suspended between Pentagon City & Mt Vernon Sq/Arlington Cemetery due to a police investigation. Shuttle bus service requested. @Metrobusinfo service regularly serving Pentagon will detour to Pentagon City. #wmata

#OpeningCeremony Anyone else doing a few push-ups during commercials?

@USAIDSavesLives @WFP Link doesn’t seem to work, repost? Thanks!

More than 100 humanitarians discussing how to manage packaging waste more responsibly and sustainably at the @logcluster AM. Sign up here to find out more: icf.us7.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=9c… Joint Initiative for Sustainable Humanitarian Assistance Packaging Waste Management 📦 🌍 #HNPW

When your podcast feed goes from @HDTGM to @nytimes #thedaily @mikiebarb bummer