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@terri0928 Her face /was/ fuller there and it was puffy for the Oprah interview too. So I’m curious what that was all about.

Meghan Markle says she battled Postpartum Preeclampsia after Archie’s birth - a genuinely serious condition that can strike within 48 hours and up to six weeks later. Think sky-high blood pressure, protein flooding your urine, blinding headaches, vision changes, and sudden swelling that makes you look like a balloon animal. Yet just two days later, there she was - laughing, glowing, radiant - strutting in six-inch heels and a crisp white dress like she’d just finished brunch, not a major medical procedure, and a high-risk complication. Any woman who’s actually given birth knows that the last thing you'd wear is a white dress - especially to be filmed on a global stage. Two days postpartum and most of us are still in adult diapers and oversized T-shirts, praying the bleeding stops long enough to shower. And don’t get me started on Harry’s “Spare” claim that they were back at Frogmore Cottage (an hour away) within two hours of delivery. For a royal with alleged postpartum preeclampsia - that’s not just unlikely - it would’ve been straight-up medical negligence. The Palace medical team would never have signed off on that kind of reckless discharge. The optics were flawless. The story? Not so much.

@MeghansMole And always the hand on the stomach 🙄

Meghan Markle in Morocco while pretending to be over 6 months pregnant We got coat flicks, takes steps as wides as Harry’s, bends down with knees together and pops up without assistance, checks to make sure bump didn’t move & coat flick

@Quiexada @omgsidewalks And addiction issues

@omgsidewalks The knowledge of your potentials and not living up to it breeds depression

ADHD is one of the most painful things to live with. Not just because it's loud, because it's contradictory. You're capable of anything and motivated to do almost nothing. You understand everyone around you, but can't explain what's happening inside yourself. You have brilliant ideas, but no patience to finish a single one. You're a genius who can't handle an email, an extrovert who needs to be completely alone, a person full of advice who can't follow any of it. And the worst part? You know.

@streamingdeluxe @SomaKazima2 Strabismus. Specifically intermittent exotropia strabismus.

@SomaKazima2 bruh

See what happens when you can just let the damn receding hairlines go?! Cut that shit off

@thislesh @SomaKazima2 He’s not making it move. It’s intermittent exotropia strabismus. Also known as “wandering eye”.

@SomaKazima2 Of course but how is he moving just the right eye ball alone?

@AmericanDebunk Done!

Finally got my wife on 𝕏. Go follow her. She’s a homeschool MAHA mom and has a lot to share with the world. I need her to wake up with 1k followers to win a bet. Do your thing.

@BuzzPatterson @Glinner Grew up north of Dayton, where the annual air show is held. Watching the Blue Angels zoooooom over the house was such a thrill each year.

Watch the Navy Blue Angels choreographing their air show performance. It’s that precise! Absolutely zero wiggle room involved in performing these maneuvers. Crazy.

@Donkey_Duke Happy World Donkey Day!

Donkey just arrived X How do I navigate this thing

@msk68 @JebraFaushay @jeannebodine YESSSS!!

@JebraFaushay @jeannebodine I’m this many years old:

Ladies, are you this old?

@redheadranting @JebraFaushay When those snapped they hurt so bad!!

@JebraFaushay I am this old.

@hersades1989 @PatriciaHeaton That’s the one I’m reading now. I didn’t ever think about the fact that Germany lived under Hitler’s rule for most of the 1930’s before WWII and that there were concentration camps operating all those years.

@PatriciaHeaton I just finished the Demon of Unrest, moved onto In the Garden of Beasts.

The older I get, the more I only want to read history books. Is this true for anyone else?

@sparrowincrisis Americans?

good night everyone except giraffe, elephant, monkey, rat, goat, sheep, horse, americans, aliens, snake, pigeon, cat, pterodyctle, pig and lion.

@mattvanswol @Rightanglenews And the ones calling Trump “Hitler” shouldn’t be teaching because they obviously don’t know world history. They have no concept of the vile atrocities committed under Hitler’s command. To compare that to Trump would be laughable if it weren’t so infuriating.

@Rightanglenews As a parent who sends my son to one of those schools, please let me be the first to say that this was NEVER about my kid. This was ADULTS using 700,000 children, INCLUDING MINE, as political leverage against people they don't like. That is despicable. Truly just... vile.

Furious parents are now demanding the removal of federal funding for over 20 North Carolina public schools after they engaged in mass, coordinated, teacher-led anti-Trump walkouts, forcing the cancellation of classes for more than 700,000 kids. Here’s the list, make some noise.

@JenniferSey @CassandraRules @grok She wouldn’t be able to stand if her legs were actually that thin!

@CassandraRules No way this is real. @grok ?

This is the stuff of nightmares

@MeghansMole Same! It started with Cow and Horse this morning

Animal twitter has taken over my timeline🤣

@SlammaJamma1366 @iheartmindy @gothburz I read the steak and lobster were freeze dried and the food was given to women’s shelters.

@iheartmindy @gothburz Wine was literally the only thing the caterers could save for the next time. Everything else was trashed or given to food banks, I hope.

I am a senior coordinating producer for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. I have worked eleven of these. I was backstage at the Washington Hilton when the shots were fired. The first thing I heard was not the gunfire. It was glass. A champagne flute hit the floor of the International Ballroom at approximately 9:47 PM. Then a second. Then the sound that I have since been told was a 12-gauge shotgun, which from inside the ballroom sounded like a heavy door slamming in a parking garage. Then the Secret Service moved. They moved the President, the Vice President, the First Lady through the east corridor in under ninety seconds, which is protocol, which is practiced, which is the one part of the evening that worked exactly as it was designed. Everything else was improvised. I know this because I ordered the wine. 94 tables. Two bottles per table. 188 bottles of a Willamette Valley pinot noir that the Association selected in February after a tasting committee spent three meetings debating between Oregon and Burgundy. Oregon won. The budget was $14,200. I signed the invoice. I can tell you the vintage. I can tell you the distributor. I can tell you the per-bottle cost because I negotiated it down from $89 to $76. What I cannot tell you is how 147 of those bottles left the building during an active shooter evacuation. I can tell you what I saw. A correspondent from a network I will not name picked up two bottles on her way to the east exit. Full bottles. One in each hand. She was wearing heels and she did not spill. A man in a tuxedo tucked one inside his jacket the way you'd shoplift a paperback at an airport bookstore. A woman picked up a bottle, looked at the label, put it back, and took a different one. She checked the vintage. During an evacuation. That's editorial judgment under pressure. The theme of the dinner was "A Free Press for a Free People." The banners were still hanging when the evacuation began. I know because I hung them. Twenty-three banners, navy blue, gold serif lettering, $11,400 for the set. They were still hanging when 2,600 guests were directed to the exits by Secret Service agents, one of whom had just taken a shotgun round in his ballistic vest and walked to the ambulance on his own feet. The agent's vest costs approximately $800. The wine that left the building was worth $11,172 at Association cost. At restaurant markup, roughly $29,000. The guests saved more in wine than the vest that saved the agent. That's priority. The video went viral by 10:15 PM. Not the video of the evacuation. Not the Secret Service response. The wine. Three guests in formalwear grabbing bottles off white tablecloths while being told to move toward the exits, while a man with a shotgun stood in the same motor entrance where John Hinckley shot Ronald Reagan 45 years ago. A woman near the service entrance was crying. She said "I just wanna go home." She was not holding wine. She was holding her phone. She was the only person I saw that night who looked afraid rather than inconvenienced. That's the distinction. The rest of the ballroom did not look afraid. They looked interrupted. An active shooter at the WHCD is a logistical problem. The dinner was disrupted. The timeline was off. The after-party at the French Ambassador's residence would need to be rescheduled. These are contingency matters. Contingency matters have solutions. Fear is for people who attend events without security details. I have produced eleven of these dinners. I have managed seating charts that require diplomatic-grade negotiations. I have handled comedians, cabinet secretaries, network anchors, and the editor of a major newspaper who once threatened to leave because his table was behind a column. I have never, in eleven years, seen a guest leave a $76 bottle on the table during an evacuation. I have also never seen a guest check the label first. Both observations are consistent. The bottle is worth taking. The evacuation is worth surviving. The instinct is to do both simultaneously. 188 bottles placed. 41 recovered. 147 unaccounted for. One agent shot. Zero guests injured. Zero bottles broken. A free press for a free people. The press is free. The wine was $76 a bottle. They took it anyway.

@JebraFaushay Great music. Questionable everything else, apparently

I looked away for a second and BOOM! Teddy Swims began to morph into Sam Smith. Is he also non-binary?

@marcuslemonis Tennessee

Pick a State you would move to if you needed to leave where you are now.

@WDNFProductions @RealJamesWoods Which one is this?

@RealJamesWoods Also liked

Every one. Al Pacino is a genius of the craft, and a terrific guy. I met Al when I was 20, doing summer stock at the legendary Provincetown Playhouse-on-the-Wharf. I saw him off-Broadway in The Indian Wants the Bronx with John Cazale. Every young New York actor who saw that performance knew this was the guy to watch. Not only did we emulate him, we all benefited from his advice and support. He was famous for recommending and recognizing struggling actors. Just a true star in every way. Happy Birthday, sir.

@FABIOTHEBARB @Shvdabarb Trashy lyrics, trashy “choreography”.

song+music video just to get cheated on lmao