Helen Bristow

I might start digging out my 'fuck sake Villa' posts/memes to be ready for Full Time #thefootball

I'm guessing that penalty decision took so long as the ref was waiting for his bribe to hit his PayPal #AFCON2025

@Stagecoach_Ox Thanks. Although I'm very concerned the one I'm trying to get is going to be cancelled as it's 10 mins late and is saying it's 20 mins away

@HelsBels2525 Hi Helen, Our team are aware of these issues at this time, I can confirm that our S4 service is running. We're very sorry for any confusion. -Joe

Hi @Stagecoach_Ox - is the S4 running today? The journey planner is trying to give me quite the route between Kidlington and Banbury

That crushing moment when your triple @nectar point dreams are ended by 12p! This is what I get for not realising that the sushi bit wasn't included in my @sainsburys shop! #readthesmallprint

Again. On. Off. This is getting ridiculous @Plusnet It's stopping work as well as entertainment. Seriously considering moving suppliers.

Aargh! On. Off. On. Off. All the livelong day! Can't work, can't stream. PLEASE sort your Broadband out @plusnet - it's just getting worse. NB. The thing went out during the writing of this!!

Hi @Plusnet - anything wrong nationally or locally? Or should I turn it off and on again?

Hi @WilliamHill - any reason you've set up an account in my name?

@DavidMuttering Happy birthday!

Birthday haul. I did VERY well. Some recurring themes...

Even as we speak, somebody is preparing their ‘It’s all very well enjoying the Trump/Musk feud but I, a serious person, remain focussed on the issues affecting society’ post. And that person needs kicking in the shins.

One of those great European knights

@monstroso Just a little tiny thing but it's there.

@HelsBels2525 Ah. So it’s commemorated?

Think Town vs Gown tensions in university towns is something new? Well let me point you in the direction of Oxford in 1355 when an argument over the quality of the wine in a tavern popular with students led to a fight that left nearly 100 dead shows.acast.com/willy-willy-ha…

Beautiful

Mordor. Tough place to go

@bryansgunn @retrofootballnw That's what Mellors said...

@retrofootballnw I’ve been trying to get Lady Chatterley into one of these for ages

@Stagecoach_Ox Thank you

@HelsBels2525 Hi Helen, I'm afraid that the bus has suffered a technical issue. We have sent an engineer to asses if the bus can run or must be returned to the garage. Please see our X feed for updates and please accept our apologies for this inconvenience. Thanks, S.

Hi @Stagecoach_Ox - is the 10am S4 to Banbury running. The live times keep switching from 18 mins/20 mins/29 mins late, but is it cancelled or just V late. And if V late will they go set down only? It'd be nice to know so I can plan accordingly