Chris

@Getinwithgame This is super effective...if you're good looking. This is essentially swiping right in real life - no info other than looks (and confidence if done right). Also, good chance they're not single. It's exhausting these days...

Walk up with a calm smile and say: “Hey, I saw you and just had to tell you — you look really nice.” Then pause and let her respond.

“You look really nice.” That’s honestly all the opening line you need when you approach a girl in real life. How to deliver it:

@catdadbatman Very good way of phrasing it. For as hyped as season 50 was, in my opinion it will go down as one of the worst seasons. Too many people, not enough time, and the final 5 is full of disappointment (though I'm happy to see Rizo there). I don't see a satisfying conclusion happening

My take on #Survivor 50 with one episode to go is that it’s a collection of a lot of episodes that are good in a vacuum but do not come together at all to tell a satisfying story. Nobody left has really contributed to what made those previous episodes so great.

@AdamGell Quite a few new speakers this year. I didn't find the session selection to be too engaging, but I think a lot of that has to do with SCCM -> Intune being old news, Autopilot still sucks, and Copilot/AI is really all MSFT is working on. Who knows if Win 12 will ever drop?

@HeyItsMeChrisR How are the sessions

You all need to post more pictures #mmsmoa

@AdamGell But like, we don't need to do anything, right? Right?!

Every customer I have talked to in the last two weeks has not heard of the SecureBoot certifications expiring and I am surprising and shocking them. Please go read admin.cloud.microsoft/?ref=MessageCe… RIGHT NOW. #MSIntune #Windows

@fvderop @simonsarris @bryancsk As a Samsung user, I got a good deal on a Pixel so I thought I'd give it a try. Big mistake. The Pixel vs Samsung android experience is completely different. I bet if you tried a Samsung you'd have had a much better experience.

@simonsarris @bryancsk opposite experience for me. flagship google pixel to flagship iphone was a world of difference.

I have never regretted a purchase as much as switching from an Android to an iPhone.

@BirnoOCE Anyone else getting a game integrity crash every couple matches?

Anyone else getting this after every game?

@MyNameIsMurray In our Apple environment, I've found Macs way more glitchy compared to Windows. Apple does a good job polishing consumer facing parts of the OS but enterprise features are often afterthoughts. That being said, it's better now than it was 10 yrs ago, but MS is still more reliable

Honestly, the quality of Windows & Office is now so low, I'm not sure how much longer I can put up with it on my personal devices, and I'm kinda resenting the fact I need to use (and deploy, and support) this slop in an organisation. Linux & macOS market share needs to increase!

@scepman_ what happened to your github repo? github.com/scepman/install is unavailable now...

@MyNameIsMurray Dude, I went down the rabbit hole with this - got DMs turned on?

Ugh! I wanted to roll this stuff out soon. There's no way I can risk doing so if it behaves so weirdly and blocks things that it should allow. I just don't get what is going on with this thing. I hate this so much. Why can't the docs explain things properly?

Anyone got any hints, links or other for how to best manage AppLocker policies in Intune? I'm noticing some "weirdness" that I'd like to find answers for, and everything just talks about creating an initial policy to block an app or two, and don't go into enough detail...

@_sysengineer Took for 20 years and just got off it in February. Helped a lot for anxiety but not so much for depression. I had tried to stop previously and had withdrawals. Strangely this time I tried it was easy, thankfully!

Anyone here have an experience with lexapro? Is it worth taking for anxiety? I have read it is really hard to get off if needed

@sircalebhammer You realize your lawyers, who practice law in Texas, have a vested interest in keeping you there...

Damn. I really wanted to move me and my content arm to NYC… I was going to create jobs and happily pay my taxes. But nope. Every lawyer we talk to says it would be the worse decision of my life. Even editing a video slightly odd could lead to to be sued- even 3 years after it was posted. What insane laws they have there. It’s a shame the best city in the US has to be the dumbest.

@techspence Nearly impossible - the kindergartners in my district are still working on counting to 10

Help me out with this.. How easy is it currently to fully deploy passwordless authentication across an org? Bonus points for those who have done or are doing this currently.

@bdam555 @ariaupdated Well then I guess I am using Autopatch 😂

@ariaupdated @HeyItsMeChrisR Yea, my first reaction to your question was 'what exactly is Autopatch'. If you're using Feature Update Policies, Expedite, or Driver Updates in #Intune ... then you're using Autopatch™? In which case, many are using it w/o realizing it.

Hey all, are you using #Autopatch yet to manage updates? If not, what's stopping you? #WindowsUpdates #WUfB

@elonmusk I was gonna buy a model 3. During the test drive, I was told the ability to adjust brake regen strength was removed in 2022. Sorry, I don't want one pedal driving.

Please reply to this post with any difficulties you may have had in trying to buy a Tesla. Our goal is for the purchase and delivery experience to be fast and simple, with accurate answers to your questions. The key test is that you would recommend it to a friend.

@united It took a gate agent 45 minutes and multiple calls to both local supervisors and eventually corporate, but I am back on track. But the stress and panic on an international trip is not acceptable. I'll write corporate about both my negative xp but also the great agent who fixed it

@HeyItsMeChrisR Hi, Chris. This is concerning to hear and we'd like to look into this for you. When you have a moment, please DM your confirmation number. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@united changed my flight WHILE I was already at the airport. Tried to send me literally 1k miles in the wrong direction. Didn't tell me until I tried to hop on the flight. The worst part: my only other flight with United also had me rerouted. Back to @Delta for me!

@techspence Would love to see a guide on how to transition from IT admin to security. I've found entry level security jobs have pretty steep requirements for way less pay than a senior IT admin

The IT admin turned security admin is a really great career trajectory. It sets you up nice well to expand into just about any other security role, from pentesting to DFIR. 1 experienced, thoughtful, resourceful IT admin is worth their weight in gold

I don't understand why Microsoft's Graph API still doesn't support distribution list management. It'd make going full Entra easier if we have a complete API.