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Reminder: Stop donating to the @NRSC They just burned millions of dollars trying to force a Senator on Texas voters who overwhelmingly rejected him. And @SenatorTimScott is the Chair of the NRSC.

Who thinks John Thune should be NEXT?

VICTORY! Congratulations to our Republican Senate nominee Ken Paxton! 24-year incumbent Senator John Cornyn has been DEFEATED in a complete blowout! This is a political earthquake that will shape the Senate for years to come. Pass the SAVE America Act!

@BamaSaltyMarine @stevebob4212 We used to have Dial-A-Joke in NYC when I was working in TV. After a tough location shoot I would dial in and put it on speaker to relax the crew. Humor is necessary for a fulfilling life!

I don't know who needs to hear this, but life is way to short to be serious all the time! So, if you can't laugh at yourself call me I'll laugh at you!

BREAKING: If you are coming to the Paxton watch party you can’t bring a toaster. If you were planning to celebrate Ken’s victory with a toasted English muffin you’re going to be disappointed.

Dear @LeaderJohnThune, You’re next. Believe it! Sincerely, America

HEY THUNE: Texas is sending a MESSAGE to you You could’ve avoided this ENTIRE PRIMARY and KEPT John Cornyn if you would’ve just passed the SAVE America Act. You snubbed us, thinking you could just BUY elections. YOU WERE WRONG. Voters are REBUKING you

@bennyjohnson Black Racers aren't venomous but they are fast, so I give him props for having good reflexes! They're cute little fellas with white chins, and they keep your property free of rodents and even other snakes.

Normal HHS Secretary: Attends meetings. Reviews policy. Gives press briefings. RFK Jr: Grabs two venomous snakes off Dr. Oz's patio with his bare hands while his wife screams at him. Gets bitten multiple times. Keeps going. We are so back 🤣

This woman’s stupidity is not worth anyone’s time. She reports, but then slips in her lefty opinion. @FoxNews no one cares what she thinks. Cancel this TDS 🤡 Gillian Turner

Just a psa: Florida keeps getting told that every empty piece of land is “perfect for development.” But to the people who actually live here… that land is already valuable long before a warehouse, server farm, or concrete complex ever shows up. It’s the open green space between communities. The wetlands that help protect water systems. The palm-lined roads. The quiet areas where Florida still feels like Florida. More residents across the state are starting to ask: How much natural land are we willing to sacrifice before the Sunshine State turns into one endless stretch of pavement, parking lots, and industrial buildings? Because once open land disappears… once the trees are cleared… once another massive development takes over… you do not simply rebuild the version of Florida that existed before it. For a lot of people, this fight is no longer just about construction. It’s about protecting the identity of the state itself. PC: Peter Hart on Fb. I know most Floridians feel the same.

@hikingtheglobe0 Seattle

Guess the city without cheating?

@Dussyme Utah or Iowa

Your first guess was wrong… now think smarter 👀🇺🇸 Read twice….. answer once 🤯

Huge shoutout to Canada for their fierce, disciplined tourism "boycott" this year. 🍁 ​Your sacrifice was deeply moving. Thanks to you staying home to drink maple syrup and apologize to your moose, Florida only managed to... checks notes... break its all-time record for total visitors. 📈 ​The local gators are absolutely devastated that they had to eat domestic tourists from New Jersey instead of premium, pale, Tim Hortons-fed snowbirds. It’s been tough adapting, but we are pushing through. ​We’ll miss the sight of socks with sandals on the beach, but our traffic flow thanks you for your service. 😂

🚨FLORIDA RESIDENTS: State officials want you to take out your phone and film your entire house before June 1 when hurricane season officially begins. @GovGoneWild: "Document everything because if a hurricane strikes and you have to make an insurance claim, there is no way the insurer will say that that stuff wasn't there." @FLVoiceNews

@Softnessa_ @_sorrengailll Sell it…. Then start charging rent because he’s ungrateful asf

@SeeleyKarina @StartAndParkCar Legacy.com is usually from the funeral home that is handling the arrangements. His publicist probably wrote the text.

@StartAndParkCar Why is anyone other than his wife or family writing his obituary though? Genuinely curious. It’s a nice tribute to him don’t get me wrong. It just feels weird

Kyle Busch Obituary, Any fan can sign the guestbook, I did and I recommend everyone else do too legacy.com/us/obituaries/…

@JohnCornyn @KenPaxtonTX Why would I rehire someone for another 6 years that hasn’t done the job he was hired to do for 24 years? ✅ Ken Paxton

RFK Jr. wrangles pair of snakes from Dr. OZ's patio trib.al/qD9ncey

@BuzzPatterson Sitting in the last row coming into GRR. Plane was bouncing so much the woman next to me pulls out a rosary and starts praying! Felt like we were on the bucking bull at a bar! Captain said it was windy! Duh!

Are you a passenger in the back getting bounced around and wondering what the pilots and ATC are dealing with? Here ya go. Getting big jets into and out of busy airports can be very challenging. Listen to the teamwork, however. Takes me back!