I.B. Fine very fine

@ElizabethSolle2 @El__Bohemio Welcome, at this point if you aren't cynical, you aren't paying attention.

I hate my job today. Layoff

@flinniesdream @BrunusCutis @hoggonomore @OriginalRoddick

So this girl I knew way back in the day was terrible at wrestling but man you should have seen her box. @BrunusCutis @hoggonomore @OriginalRoddick

@janefkndoe That's information I never wanted to know.... But I can only guess there's also one of women just eating tacos

There’s an entire Facebook group dedicated to dude’s eating bananas.

“What sickens me about left-wing people, especially the intellectuals, is their utter ignorance of the way things actually happen.” — George Orwell

@BGVLBJ @ElJefeTwoloom

@ElJefeTwoloom He’s wrong

The musical vampires in “Sinners” are far more realistic than the completely farcical conservative boogeymen of “One Battle After Another”.

@Grand_handsomer 0.2 seconds... They should have played a little bit of defense before celebrating

Hey Fred do you feel sorry for the Santa Clara players and fans?

🚨 JUST IN: Chuck Schumer has ONCE AGAIN voted NO on re-opening DHS, all but guaranteeing the funding bill will FAIL, and TSA chaos will get worse Everyone standing in those 3 hour TSA lines should pass that time by repeatedly calling Chuck Schumer's office: (202) 224-6542

@BrandonDonkey2 Shoulda moooved

Donk's Don't Watch This:

@nogooddeed2 @JonnyMicro How many margaritas does it take before it starts to get challenging?

@JonnyMicro Walking through the Applebee’s parking lot after a couple of margaritas is not that tough, Jonny.

I force all of my dates to complete a grueling half-mile-long obstacle course so this seems pretty tame tbqh

@pigliondog Stay away from you....

Looks like Trigg is gonna have to rest her pelvis. Guess that just means she'll have to sit down a lot?

@jarvis_best ...Said someone in need of a roundhouse kick to the face.

I love Chuck Norris as much as the next guy but to be fair Walker Texas Ranger probably overestimated the number of times in adult life I am able to solve a problem by roundhouse kicking it in the face.

@CCoderDyne Plus about 80% of the population is anti Mullah...

War isn't fought the same way in 2026 as it was in 1970.

@DomesticCEOCat @MinteeKneeze Going to a game?

@MinteeKneeze Hiking across campus only

GM Messing with the algo today

@janefkndoe I was not aware I had any simps...

You’re not allowed to talk shit about others if you simp for dead eye retards.

@janefkndoe @JonnyMicro To the contrary, you should start earlier. .😂

@JonnyMicro I shouldn’t be allowed to drink

Hate it here

@manhattanmaker @Shr00msy Let's have another donut and discuss it...

@Shr00msy Why am I fat?

We should all celebrate Bibs return.

@dogwoodblooms Cassie heading in...

Not even gonna lie, would. 💁🏼‍♀️

@WesternLensman That's just the botox...

Nancy Pelosi says Democrats need to take back the House, so we can get to a place where “issues are not so partisan." She actually said this with a straight face.

Democrats keep claiming they support voter ID, but when Sen. Jon Husted tried to pass a clean standalone bill with just that part, they blocked it instantly. Sen. Mike Lee called them out directly: “Chuck Schumer and other Democrats have insisted that they actually support Voter ID—they just object to other parts of the SAVE America Act. Well, Sen Jon Husted just asked unanimous consent to pass ONLY the Voter ID portion of the bill. Democrats blocked it.” It’s pretty obvious at this point what their real game is. They don’t want secure elections — they want the fraud to keep flowing. This is why the full Save America Act needs to get done. -Conservative Twins

@JohnConnor_US @intotheweids Between government interference and insurance company manipulation there is zero connection to market forces.

@intotheweids The issue is that for the majority of Americans it appears to be free, or at least very cheap. Medicare, Medicaid and employer-sponsored plans make it hard for the average American to understand that it’s almost 20% of GDP and over a third of government spending.

The idea of “free” healthcare has only ever been an insane leftist thought- until you realize every dollar they tax, pocket & piss away cld actually make a difference here at home