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@ImpatientWombat

Of the Meru/Kaurna, living on unceded Wurundjeri country. Not particularly good at the Twitter thing, but I really like bicycles. (He/Him/it)

Melbourne, Victoria Katılım Mayıs 2010
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@StuddertNatalie @aboutasteph I’ve seen several octogenarians jump. Without fail they loved it, fair cop though, the day after would have really sucked. 4 Gs on opening of tge parachute takes some getting used to. Have some Nurofen handy.
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steph ™️ ❤️‍🔥@aboutasteph·
Who here has been sky diving before? Are there strict medical guidelines that prevent someone from being eligible to do it? Adrenaline junkie 🤷🏻‍♀️ Cause I haven’t had enough thrills and spills in life already 🤣
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@aboutasteph @StuartS1961 This shouldn’t be an issue. There are 90 year olds & those with far worse surgeries that have jumped. You should be OK, there will be a disclaimer to sign in any case.
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steph ™️ ❤️‍🔥@aboutasteph·
@StuartS1961 Yes that was the only thing I thought could be an issue but time since surgery and treatment and it being stable I think should be ok
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@miles_commodore What everyone says about snakes, spiders and kangaroos that will eviscerate you is rubbish, never see them. It’s the Drop Bears that are the real killers.
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Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
I’m planning a trip to Australia in early 2028. I’m curious if anyone has been there and what you thought of it.
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@aboutasteph It’s not something you will regret.
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@aboutasteph My adrenal glands just gave a Pavlovian squirt into the bloodstream just thinking about jumping. You won’t regret it, though nothing can prepare you for the first time you hang from the side of an aircraft at height, nor the sudden silence once the canopy opens (4 Gs is fun too)
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@JoyceCarolOates @atrupar It will have medical facilities like MRI machines that Trump currently has to travel to Walter Read for. He’ll be able to completely hide any & all medical issues he has.
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Joyce Carol Oates@JoyceCarolOates·
the more we hear about The Mammoth Ballroom With the Mammoth Bunker Beneath the more uneasy we are feeling. why is this so important to T***p? why, right now? in the midst of a war the president has started? no other US president has ever obsessed so publicly about something so (apparently) minor which has virtually no bearing on the lives of 99.9% of Americans, will not improve anyone's life to any degree, or make much difference in US history. security is an issue anywhere the US president goes including his golf courses. unless he plans to never leave The Mammoth Ballroom With the Mammoth Bunker Beneath there will always be security issues so the literal ballroom is hardly the issue. any ideas what The Mammoth Ballroom With the Mammoth Bunker Below really entails?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Lindsey Graham: "If you don't think $400m of taxpayer is a good investment to create a secure facility at the White House ... the number one job of national security would be to protect the commander in chief, and to have infrastructure under the ballroom that is very national security-centric."

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@ExposingNV Only a few more than BRS murdered.
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@TheKennyDevine For a country awash in guns, they have terrible aim.
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Kenny Devine@TheKennyDevine·
Okaaaay.
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Frankenstein@Ichiebillionz·
🎬 Movie: Highlander (2026) - First Trailer | Henry Cavill, Dave Bautista. Witness the epic return of the legendary immortal warriors in this cinematic Highlander. Spanning four centuries of brutal combat, forbidden love, and the ultimate battle for the prize.
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@EODHappyCaptain And to think Republicans accuse Democrats of being socialists.
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@DavidLeavitt Could they not start with Baby Hitler?
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cow@cowincrisis·
who wanna try to out chew me?
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@FlightQ Max you say? Then it’s an airport followed by uncontrolled flight into terrain.
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FlightQ@FlightQ·
4h 42m. Boeing 737 MAX 9. Think you can figure out which flight this is?
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@PenguinSix Aaah, Americans. Showing how Trump got elected every day.
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@Ausbobsmit You had to fall back on your sock puppet accounts, must have been rough.
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Rob Smith@Ausbobsmit·
Top of the evening my dear friends. After having my account nuked, I fell into depression. I felt alone.
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@FoxNews So not just for schools now?
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Fox News@FoxNews·
BREAKING: Justice Department announces it's readopting the firing squad as a means of execution
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Trump War Room@TrumpWarRoom·
Have a great weekend, patriots! 🇺🇸✊
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@iAnonPatriot Shame you don’t get to enjoy our free healthcare.
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American AF 🇺🇸@iAnonPatriot·
I’m now in Cairns, Australia. This place is absolutely amazing
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