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Francis Marion

@InternetBureau1

I have opinions. Pure Satire. Mostly. If something I said was offensive, remember: I'm a professional satirist. You're not.

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Francis Marion
Francis Marion@InternetBureau1·
NEVER GIVE OUT YOUR SEED PHRASE. If your wallet is asking you for your seed phrase, double check that shit. It shouldn't ask for it unless you prompted it to. /NEVER/ give out your seed phrase or paste it anywhere online. EVER.
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
Connecticut State Rep. Maryam Khan (D) appears to have replaced her American flag with a PAKISTAN flag. DEPORT
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Francis Marion
Francis Marion@InternetBureau1·
@LutskTrader @nypost That particular tractor, The Fendt 900/1100 Vario MT, was manufactured in Jackson, Minnesota, USA. "Buy American," they say, when John Deere is manufacturing in India.
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Lutsk Trader 🌻
Lutsk Trader 🌻@LutskTrader·
Asking John Deere and Caterpillar to lower costs while Trump fawns over a golden tractor, from German manufacture Fendt. Meanwhile, according to the The American Farm Bureau, our farmers stand to lose big per acre: Estimated Net Losses Per Acre (2026 Projections) According to analysis from the American Farm Bureau Federation, the following losses are expected per planted acre: American Farm Bureau Federation Cotton: –$202 Oats: –$159 Peanuts: –$131 Sorghum: –$91 Corn: –$87 Wheat: –$70 Soybeans: –$61 Barley: –$42 Rice: Faces the steepest projected loss at roughly $210 per acre.
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New York Post
New York Post@nypost·
White House unveils 'OnlyFarms' website, welcomes farmers with golden tractor on South Lawn trib.al/rMhxsBr
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Francis Marion
Francis Marion@InternetBureau1·
@NASA Why is a Canadian astronaut going with an American astronaut on the April launch? Do we not have another American astronaut? Did Canada pay for his UberXL to the moon? Come on... American tax payers funded this, stop splitting our triumph with other nations.
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Jacob Reynolds
Jacob Reynolds@jacobreynolds·
This story is so appalling it is scarcely believable. A young lady in Spain will be euthanised tomorrow. She was gang-raped (allegedly by migrants housed in the same care facility as her), and then tried to commit suicide, which left her paralysed and in pain. The courts ruled her suffering meant she could be euthanised over the objections of her family. This story contains everything: The consequences of mass migration, social and state breakdown, the pastiche of human rights that is the "right to die", and, of course, Spain leading the charge on all of this.
Roberto Vaquero@RobertoVaquero_

Noelia Castillo Ramos será la primera persona en recibir la eutanasia por depresión en España. ¿La causa? Nadie te la dirá. En 2022, Noelia sufrió una violación múltiple en un centro tutelado. Esto destrozó su vida por completo, lo que le llevó a un intento de suicidio fallido que la dejó parapléjica. El sistema le ha fallado y ahora le ofrece la eutanasia como remedio.

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Across_D_world@STAGEMICHAEL1·
This is absolutely heartbreaking. A young woman who survived a horrific gang rape, only to be left paraplegic after trying to escape the pain, is now being helped to end her life by the state, while her father has fought desperately to save her, citing her borderline personality disorder and ongoing mental health struggles.Spain's euthanasia law was sold as 'compassion' for the terminally ill, but cases like this show how quickly it slides toward approving death for psychological suffering. The system that failed to protect her from the assault and failed to provide real, sustained mental health support is now expediting her death instead of fighting for her life.Praying for Noelia, that she finds hope and healing in these final hours, and for her family. The rapists should be the ones facing justice, not her. This isn't dignity; it's giving up on the vulnerable. 🥹
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Collin Rugg
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
NEW: Woman who was gang r*ped before jumping from a fifth-floor window to take her own life, will be euthanized in Spain tomorrow. 25-year-old Noelia Castillo Ramos, who is now paraplegic, will be euthanized tomorrow. The Barcelona woman suffered a severe spinal cord injury from the jump and has since been granted her request to be euthanized. "I do not agree, but I will always be by her side," her mother said. Castillo Ramos' father has been trying to stop the decision for over the past couple of years, arguing that she had a personality disorder. According to reports, Ramos had suffered from Borderline Personality Disorder and was "relying on ... the Spanish mental healthcare system" before she was r*ped. In February of 2026, Spain's Constitutional Court rejected her father's appeal, claiming there was "no violation of fundamental rights" and that the euthanasia could go through. Heartbreaking.
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Francis Marion
Francis Marion@InternetBureau1·
@RannXerox @aqtertiam @AndrewKolvet Laguardia only ever had two running both times I was there. Long ass lines. One person walking around trying to sell the "TSA Express" thing so you didn't have to wait. Felt like it was on purpose.
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Andrew Kolvet
Andrew Kolvet@AndrewKolvet·
ICE just fixed Atlanta's airport in a matter of hours.
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Dr. Black E.D. Out M.D.
Dr. Black E.D. Out M.D.@KpinKonnoisseur·
@AmericaJoJo @GuntherEagleman Not once does it say if the neighbor even asked Paul to stop 🤣😭 seems like dude was getting pissed, didn’t say a thing, got himself even more worked up and had a breakdown. Thats weirdo behavior.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 BREAKING: DHS NOMINEE MARKWAYNE MULLIN JUST FIRED BACK AT RAND PAUL AFTER BEING CALLED A "LIAR"! Mullin unloaded: “If I have something to say, I’ll say it DIRECTLY TO YOUR FACE… seems like you FIGHT Republicans more than you work with us!”
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Bobby LaValley
Bobby LaValley@Bobby_LaVallley·
In 2022, James Talarico said it’s “existential” to reduce meat consumption to fight climate change. "I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non-meat campaign... We are only buying vegan products from our local vegan businesses."
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Francis Marion
Francis Marion@InternetBureau1·
@NikkiRivers452 @Cat5SMASHICANE They do. It's a method to fill in empty air between sentences, which lessens the probability the user will barge in while the answer is still ongoing.
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NikkiRivers45
NikkiRivers45@NikkiRivers452·
@Cat5SMASHICANE As much as this is true, AI doesn’t say “uh” when it talks🙄 somebody else is saying this
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Johnny B. Good
Johnny B. Good@Cat5SMASHICANE·
Whatever AI this is, I want it. Unfiltered truth is something that you rarely see these days.
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Francis Marion
Francis Marion@InternetBureau1·
@LaymansTermz @benallen636 @DefiantLs Narcissism is observable, though. Depression or anxiety aren't always. The DSM-5 has long categorized Narcissism in male terms, like grandiose self, delusional thinking, etc. Females present differently and because of that, narcissism is under diagnosed in women.
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
"Telling my husband what is like being a woman"
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Sara Crafts
Sara Crafts@SaraCrafts3·
@CuleTalks @DHSgov Because that never happened, you retard. She's a scammer. She has a history of hoaxes and extortion. No more second chances for these criminals, they should be off the streets.
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Homeland Security@DHSgov·
The passenger’s claims are blatantly FALSE. Sunny Naqvi, arrived at O’Hare at 10:21 a.m. on March 5, 2026.  CBP officers referred her to Secondary, for additional inspection based on law enforcement checks and conducted a baggage exam. Ms. Naqvi departed CBP within 90 minutes of her arrival to the United States. Ms. Naqvi was not taken into custody or transferred to ICE for detention.
ABC 7 Chicago@ABC7Chicago

Sunny Naqvi, a 28-year-old U.S. citizen, is now back at home after spending about 43 hours in Department of Homeland Security custody. bit.ly/4ro9Prk

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Francis Marion
Francis Marion@InternetBureau1·
@ArmchairCnsrvtv @MrPitbull07 I get an hour for lunch, and in that time I have to feed some animals and check on a few other things. I often have lunch prepared in the fridge, but on occasion I'll use DD and the delivery is a great way to help manage my time.
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ArmchairConservative
ArmchairConservative@ArmchairCnsrvtv·
@MrPitbull07 It’s not that we didn’t “feel like” getting it ourselves, My Dudette. It’s bc we usually don’t have time to bc the cost of going to get it costs us more than having it delivered. 🌈 ⭐️
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Mr PitBull
Mr PitBull@MrPitbull07·
If you can afford to have food delivered straight to your front door, you can afford to tip at least $20. Period. You’re not just paying for tacos. You’re paying for somebody to: —Use their own car —Use their own gas —Put miles on their engine —Sit in traffic —Wait at the restaurant —Bring it directly to your door All because you didn’t feel like going to get it yourself. Delivery is a luxury. It’s convenience. It’s comfort. It’s somebody else handling the errand while you sit at home in pajamas. And before somebody says “that’s their job”….yes, and tips are how gig drivers actually make their money. The base pay on apps like DoorDash is not what you think it is. If you can drop $60 on dinner, you can drop $20 on the person bringing it to you. If $20 feels like too much, maybe pickup is the better option. Respect the hustle. Respect the gas. Respect the time. Credit: Patricia
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Francis Marion
Francis Marion@InternetBureau1·
@LaymansTermz @benallen636 @DefiantLs Women are 40% more likely to develop a mental health issue. I also have a personal theory that women are underdiagnosed with Narcissism because the traits are often seen as "empowering" female behavior traits.
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Francis Marion
Francis Marion@InternetBureau1·
@grok @ArchangeAntoine @elonmusk Facebook overhauled how the algo detects hate speech and effectively gave a pass to hate speech against whites while protecting every other race.
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Facebook's internal April 2020 document (reported by Washington Post) found roughly 90% of hate speech flagged for removal under its then race-blind algorithm consisted of contempt toward white people and men. This led Facebook to overhaul and deprioritize such content to focus more on other groups. Elon's 🤨 appears to highlight that documented outcome and its policy implications. The stat comes directly from FB records, not invention.
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Francis Marion
Francis Marion@InternetBureau1·
@ParodyGeneral_ @elonmusk "Traditionally not been marginalized." Whites are globally marginalized. Whites are the least populous race despite endless positive influences, world changing inventions, etc.
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⚠️ PARODY General ®  ™
⚠️ PARODY General ®  ™@ParodyGeneral_·
So “white people are trash” is generally considered less offensive than “Black people are scum,” but Facebook’s policies treat them the same. Data presented at Facebook policy meetings, including one attended by Vanity Fair in fall 2018, shows that users are more upset by attacks against women than they are by attacks against men. Employees said that this policy means the company’s automated content moderation tools proactively detect far more hate speech targeting white people than it does hate speech targeting Black people, even if the hate speech targeted at Black people is widely considered more offensive -- a hypothesis supported by academics and the company’s own internal research. The company has conducted internal research that showed that Facebook users in the United States from both sides of the political spectrum find attacks against traditionally marginalized groups including Black and Hispanic people to be more upsetting than attacks against groups that have not traditionally been marginalized including men and white people — even when the same type of language is used.
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Francis Marion@InternetBureau1·
@LauraMarciano8 @benonwine I highly doubt any of the Muslims will go experience Christianity at a church. But they expect other religions to capitulate.
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Benonwine@benonwine·
Serious Question…. for parents: Should schools teach children about different religions, or should they ever expect kids to actually take part in religious practices?
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Francis Marion
Francis Marion@InternetBureau1·
@Shadyhugs @stephenehorn @xrae And with good behavior, early release! Yaaaay! Some guys here were stealing from a surplus depot, reselling it, and made like 500k and each guy involved got 20 years.
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Shadyhugs@Shadyhugs·
@stephenehorn @xrae 14 years combined for all 4? That's it? That's an average of 3.5 years each...wtf?
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Stephen Horn
Stephen Horn@stephenehorn·
The feds have obtained convictions in a $12.7+ million "Minnesota-Somali-style" Medicaid fraud scheme here in North Carolina The fraudsters were running a "substance abuse facility" which gave $1+ million in kickbacks to Medicaid-covered addicts for fake treatment $6 million in cash, real estate, vehicles, etc. were seized including $1 million in cash which the owner of the facility in Kinston withdrew and hid in a safe at his home in Texas after becoming aware of the investigation Brandon Eugene Sims, Kimberly Mable Sims, Francine Sims Super, and Keke Komeko Johnson have been sentenced to a collective 14 years in federal prison Press Release: justice.gov/usao-ednc/pr/o…
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