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@dineshfernando @GeoffNorcott You must’ve missed the outcome of yesterday’s election results!

@GeoffNorcott Brexit voters? Most of them have died or realised it's rubbish.

People say Starmer’s finished, but they haven’t reckoned with his 🔥 upcoming announcement about increased regulatory alignment with the EU.

@MattHunter09 @GeoffNorcott @JonathanPieNews Ahh, anybody that doesn’t agree with my views has a low IQ! That attitude went down really well during the referendum. Thought you’d be intelligent enough to realise that?

@GeoffNorcott @JonathanPieNews I'm GLAD we're getting back closer with the EU. Sensible people, grown ass adults don't rely on shitty soundbites and low IQ, low syllable catchphrases to entice voters. And sensible people, grown ass adults vote for that, not Farage.

@Cherryopenmind @SarahForRuncorn Back to the 5th largest economy in the world? Brexit’s going well, then?

If you vote for them, you can have them.

@afneil Why was Starmer so keen to appoint Mandelson despite his chequered career? What hold did Mandelson have over Starmer? Had they come across each other in the past?

The unraveling continues. On November 11 2024 the Cabinet Secretary advised Starmer: “You should give us the name of the person you would like to appoint and we will develop a plan for them to acquire the necessary security clearances and do due diligence on any potential Conflicts of Interest or other issues of which you should be aware before confirming your choice." Starmer ignored this advice. Appointed Mandelson December 2024, with vetting not done til January 2025. The rest is history

@campbellclaret Any views on the corruption scandal involving your mates Starmer & Mandelson?

Tree of the Day, Pond Square, chosen by Poppy on the bike

@afneil No vetting was required, Mandelson had already been sacked twice for dishonesty. Even Starmer must’ve known that? This whole appointment absolutely stinks of corruption.

I made that very point in my Mail column this morning: ‘Above all did it never cross your mind the damage you’d do to US-British security and intelligence cooperation, which remains deep and extensive despite all the flak from the current White House, by sending to Washington someone who had failed his security vetting? Did you really think it could be kept secret? Surely national security demanded you raised this with the PM?’

@campbellclaret Another Reform/Farage message? It’s almost as if you’re trying to deflect from another political story.

Straight out of the Putin Trump playbook.

@dannykellywords The interesting thing about the 5-2 scoreline is that an egotist like Tudor will probably think the tie can be salvaged. Will he play a full strength team ahead of the Forest match?

Tomorrow morning. I'll be there. You'll be there. The manager?

@piersmorgan A great irony awaits too. If Arsenal do win the league with a few games to go they face West Ham on 9th May. Our motivation to win that game could be quite low if they’re still battling relegation with the Spuds! Payback time for the Man City game! 😉

Everyone’s popping off at Arsenal now… because they know how good we are, and know we’re marching inexorably to the Premier League title. I love it.

@campbellclaret You’re still wearing that shit suit! 🫣

Fair play Jack Lopesti. Former Tory MP, lost his seat at last election, has since joined Ukrainian Army.

@campbellclaret @MartaKosEU @RestIsPolitics Did she know that your expertise is how to start baseless wars rather than finish them?

Heading home after a fascinating trip to Kyiv. Final chat with ⁦@MartaKosEU⁩ (Left) who is a formidable force of nature and Ukraine PM Yulia Svyrydenko who keeps an extraordinary sense of honour in tough times! New ⁦@RestIsPolitics⁩ out now on this dreadful war

@ProTottenham @piersmorgan @_DeclanRice Bottle jobs that won the game 4-1 (again)!! 😅

💯 agree its a scumbag thing to do but what he should have been doing is waving a bottle at Declan because you lot are a bunch of bottle jobs But while we're at it let's not pretend you lot are some humble club. ALL OF YOU Arsenal fans quite literally backed Thomas Partey who is now facing another 2 further rape charges. You all laughed when he scored against Tottenham whilst still under investigation Youre all shit stains on humanity for backing such a man and supporting him as if he was a man in need. Pathetic excuse of a club and pathetic disgraceful fans

Memo to the pathetic little turd of a Spurs fan who did this to @_DeclanRice on Sunday: you’ll need to find a Watford player’s girlfriend for your North London Derby next season. #GoingDown

@nevisondave @MikeHolden42 @Ofcom So all you want is an echo chamber that projects your own views?

@MikeHolden42 @Ofcom Holden & Jenrick two absolute highest order tw..s both on QT this week I see. Good opportunity to catch up on a bit of Vera or Endeavour I may have missed.

Hey @Ofcom, does having a Reform seat almost permanently on the QT panel represent political bias by the programme?

@campbellclaret @PahlaviReza Did Stevie Wonder knit that suit for you?

Good chat with ⁦@PahlaviReza⁩ after his rally in Munich drew a crowd of over 200,000 in heavy rain in support of the fight for change in Iran.

@BleuTitan @piersmorgan @m8arteta Doubt it, Arsenal play the Spuds on 23rd Feb!

@piersmorgan @m8arteta The cringest manager on earth. Sore lower, to boot. Guess what? The softest part of the schedule for him is over. Starting next Thursday he will drop points week in, week out. Watch his press moments afterwards.

🤣🤣 Brilliant answer. We have the best manager in the world now, at the top of his game. The evolution of @m8arteta over 6yrs has been amazing to watch.

@Neil_Jonesx @Nigel_Farage @SuellaBraverman How long did it take you to think of that?

@Nigel_Farage @SuellaBraverman Should rename "ReformCon"

I warmly welcome @SuellaBraverman to Reform UK! 🇬🇧

@KrishnaAnand_ @piersmorgan Arsenal have won the league 13 times.

@piersmorgan That’s why I say Arsenal won’t win their first ever league. United gave it on a platter today but you choked. Typical. #MUFC

Poor performance which got the result it deserved. Arsenal way off it today. No spark let alone 🔥. Very disappointing.

@piersmorgan I agree, the constant fannying around at the back does my head in. We have a great array of attacking talent and need to get the ball to them more quickly, even if it means losing possession from time to time.

@paramounttactcl @piersmorgan He was joking. Perhaps the Americans should purchase a sense of humour from somewhere.

I'm no mathmagician, but given the UK's measly $3.5 trillion to our $31 trillion GDP—not to mention we grossly outpace you in tech, weapons, and industrial production—I think it'd be fun to see how that plays out. The US could live without the UK and wouldn't even notice. Without the US and the resources we directly and indirectly control, the UK would be done. If you could be a good lad now and get Greenland gift-wrapped for us, that'd be jolly good. Don't forget the bow! Tell the other subjects we said hello. George Washington sends his regards.

Britain should repurchase America. After all, it was ours once, and it would enhance our North Atlantic security. If you don’t sell it to us, President Trump, we’re going to impose tariffs on the U.S. and any country who supports you in resisting this very good deal. Fair?

@dannykellywords What do you want them to do? Pay out another fortune in compensation and appoint somebody else to manage a mid-table squad?

Waiting for the Spurs board to say something... anything...