John Koerschner

@RichardAngwin Are not 1984 and Animal Farm considered red flags for right wing extremism? Well the Brits seem believe so anyways.

These are just some of the books Republicans have banned in school and public libraries around the country. Who's read any of these ??

@michaelschwab13 Baby steps!

The Astros are 5-5 in their last 10 games

@EvanVieth @InsideTexas Have you considered actual real grass and dirt, POS?

According to Jim Schlossnagle, Texas Baseball will be making changes to its turf at the end of 2026. This weekend's Tennessee road trip will be a test for the Longhorns in many ways, but one of them will be judging the playing surface in Lindsay Nelson Stadium. "Their turf is faster than I remember. Ours is slower. However, I did meet with the turf company yesterday, so the new turf that we’re going to get next year is going to be somewhat similar to what’s going to be at Tennessee. We get a chance to test it out and see what we like and don’t like and see if there’s any adjustments we want to make,” Schlossnagle said. Schlossnagle added: “I want it to be faster than what we currently have because our turf is tilted to the pitcher, slower, a bit uphill, because there’s still a crown on the field from Coach Gus days,” Schlossnagle said. “I just want our field to play as neutral as it can, and I wanted to mirror grass and dirt as best as possible. And so we’ve had a lot of conversations with the company that was chosen by the university to do the project. And so we’re going to get to kind of design it to that as best it possibly can be.” The 'crown' Schlossnagle refers to is the slight bump in the middle of the field and the sloped nature of the turf, originally designed to help with drainage. But that crown can drastically affect gameplay, and it's clear Texas is looking for a change. Schlossnagle confirmed that the new turf will be coming in next Winter, after fall practices, and should be ready for preseason practice. The crown is set to be fully removed, and the field flattened.

@CodifyBaseball Unpossible! I've been informed by bitter Effin' Dodger and Damn Yankees fans that Altuve's numbers were a product of Astros cheating? How were they able to steal signs in away games?

the only big leaguer to hit over .390 during any span of 162 road games in over 90 years

@j_divis Since you are using LDS imagery I'm going to assume you are Mormon, where exactly is the role of President spelled out in the Bible?

I will stick with prophets and apostles. Couldn’t find the role of Pope in the Bible.

@BaptistBen316 Obviously suffering from hat envy.

The Bible nowhere teaches that a dude in a funny hat can turn a piece of bread into Jesus. That’s called absurdity.

@baseball_cards Sigh, Altuve's own teammates consistently state he never used info from sign stealing. Anyone who has watched the Astros regularly knows he'll hack at almost anything.

You have to wonder why a career .303 hitter would be swinging here. Did Shohei Ohtani feel they were stealing signs (AGAIN!)? They use pitchcom. Maybe the IT guys tapped into it? I'm not saying it's probable, but it's not impossible! Let's not pretend that Don't Rip My Jersey is an innocent man.

@NowMishima @TheStingisBack In many ways it handled controversial topics far better than any Star Trek series.

@TheStingisBack Не смотрел, а вот этот отличный

The undisputed Star Trek parody is Galaxy Quest (1999). Not mean-spirited or lazy, but a genuine love letter to both the show AND the fans who adore it. Everyone nails the brief, and Sigourney as an intelligent woman trapped in a sexist TV machine is inspired casting.

@TheDemocrats Now do the bonus that every cent in aid given to Ukraine in its war with Russia. Note I was not nor am I now against materially helping Ukraine in their fight, just pointing out the hypocrisy of Democrats.

Fact: Every American public school teacher could have received a $15,470.34 bonus with what Trump has spent on his war in Iran.

@RossKneeDeep What voting rights have you lost?

Don't forget these people helped get our voting rights stripped.

@sola_chad You're ever so close. You've connected the dots.

God gave us the Bible through the apostles—not the Catholic Church. Their teachings were rooted in existing Scripture and later written down as Scripture. The early church treated these writings as authoritative and they were circulated and read aloud in different congregations.

@james_xond I guess you wouldn't pass your own propossal since literacy test have been deemed unconstitutional.

Unpopular opinion but the right to vote shouldn’t be automatic. It should require passing a basic test on economics, finance, history, and how laws and public policy actually work… Pass it, you vote. Fail it, you don’t.

@maddenifico Five of the Justices the cartoonist put in Klan robes would not be welcome in the Klan, just sayin'.

The United States Supreme Court, in the eyes of America and the world.

@taranisawen @Catholicizm1 The Da Vinci Code is poorly written and rather boring fiction.

@Catholicizm1 Very importantly, Leonardo was not Catholic, he was also gay and a heretic; Mary Magdalene forms a perfect love triangle with Jesus

Reminder: every single person in this photo is Catholic.

@literaturedevil What about Rogue One and Andor?

Disney Star Wars is non-canon.

@gh0stbrain As a Catholic, I have no idea who this is? Why should I be terrified of him?

Catholics are terrified of the man seen in this picture. It serves as a litmus test for anyone who comes to my house now. 😌

@RepTimKennedy That whoosh you feel is the joke going over your head.

This isn’t your kingdom. It’s our country. America fired its last king 250 years ago.

@Chesschick01 @FLOTUS Not a criticism of the First Lady but the first thought that popped into my male brain; she could have opted for sensible shoes.

Mad props to @FLOTUS for walking the grass in those heels elegantly. Guys won’t get this post, but the ladies will.

@oliverburdick Then why is this podcast so popular? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

The Catholic Church is not the church of the Bible.

@yourlittldogtwo @HQNewsNow That British king's older brother was an actual Fascist in the very real sense, not just a label attached to someone that has different political views.

@HQNewsNow The last time a British king visited the White House it was seek America's defeating the fascists in Europe. Now his grandson and being welcomed at the White House by a fascist in America.

There are currently Redcoats on the White House lawn to welcome the King of England