John Michaelson 🔭

@elonmusk Why is she wearing a strainer on her head?

🍀 Happy St Patrick’s Day! 🍀

@KanChristo TY! It was really nice tonight, but way, way too warm and only getting more so, dang it. No snowpack this year.

@JMichaelsonUT Beautiful photos John. Quite a site.

Absolutely off the hook sunset tonight! Hope you all caught it! These are completely unedited, just played around with the exposure times. 1/? #utwx

@NWSSaltLakeCity Was indeed amazing tonight! x.com/JMichaelsonUT/…

The sunset was on point this evening at our office near Salt Lake City airport. How was it where you are? #utwx

@john_strate @NWSSaltLakeCity @KSL_Matt @ChaseThomason @UtahWxMan @brekbolt @chayneswx @AlanaBrophyWX @KSL_Devan @ThomasGeboyWX It was one of the most beautifully natural colors I've seen in ages! Nice shots!

No filters. No editing. Just beauty. #Utwx #sunset

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@dcharrison @Costco Since it's simply a distribution center I doubt they care much. Keep swinging and missing, though.

Hey, @Costco : How do you feel about being neighbors to a concentration camp?

@KSL_Matt @n0dimmer I saved these from Alta. Biggest shame is that all the gains we got in the GSL in 2023-24 and average 2024-25 will now be erased and probably end up worse off.

@n0dimmer I remember you sending me this! That is the wildest thing! Sorry, I couldn't fine your twitter handle or I would've tagged you!

3 years ago today we were watching cabins get swallowed up by a record snowpack in Fairview Canyon, Utah. Today we are staring down the barrel of a season ending heatwave ON TOP the worst snowpack since 1980. We went from first to worst in 3 short years, can you believe that??

@OBJuanJuan @FlatEarthDaveX Yep, nice. Scout the right locations and you can indeed see quite a ways, especially when you are extremely high and the target is extremely high.

@JMichaelsonUT @FlatEarthDaveX guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/…

Did Austin and Jeran actually see the sun in Antarctica? #FlatEarth

@DanielSantelli3 @ChaseThomason Because we didn't make it snow enough this year?

@ChaseThomason Utah is such horrible stewards of the environment. Keep denying

This might surprise you! ⛰️ Even though we’ve had a historic low snowpack this winter, total precipitation at Alta is actually near average. From October 1 – March 12, Alta has picked up 29.28" of precipitation, which is about 0.67" above the 30-year average for this point in the water year. So why is the snowpack so low? 🌡️ Mild temperatures have played a big role. Many storms this winter have been warmer, producing high water-content snow and even rain at times in the mountains. The result: near-average precipitation, but snow totals running about 10 feet below average at Alta specifically.

@ChaseThomason I think more shocking is that we were so vastly far ahead of normal at the end of October but have now almost entirely burned through it back to near deficit in SLC.

@theiaincameron Well ain't that place a geographical oddity! Two oceans from everywhere!

In the state of Wyoming in the USA lies a real hydrological oddity. It's a small stream (creek) that is thought to be the only one of very few examples in the world. It is placed so precariously and perfectly that it's hard to believe it is able to exist. 1/n

@WisenheimuR @trin357 @FooleryT @xyphophor @newbsharp @TimGlauert @RogHawk1 @Masterzips @Not_yourpilot @ThatGuyM77 @grok @Angry_Amphibian @_free_f0rever_ @haprho @entropie42 @ken_caudle @BillySwift8 @AlteredEggoEgo @lrdofkbl @scorpion_bird @hawk_yeah123 @Mctoon27 @egolder256 It's already hard to tell with some of them.

@JMichaelsonUT @trin357 @FooleryT @xyphophor @newbsharp @TimGlauert @RogHawk1 @Masterzips @Not_yourpilot @ThatGuyM77 @grok @Angry_Amphibian @_free_f0rever_ @haprho @entropie42 @ken_caudle @BillySwift8 @AlteredEggoEgo @lrdofkbl @scorpion_bird @hawk_yeah123 @Mctoon27 @egolder256 Flat Earthers are compromised on this issue. They know that if they produce a correct uniformly and linearly scaled map of the flat Earth bad things will happen to them. Up to and including being taken to Gitmo and having educated clones of themselves returned to society.

So foreground obstruction doesn't exist either in your paradigm? Oh yeah, b/c you need it to be your "erf curve". Hijacking perspective. We know the EFFECT! Low camera angles when closer to objects mimick distance and objects moving into that distance. Same effect!

@trin357 @FooleryT @xyphophor @newbsharp @TimGlauert @RogHawk1 @Masterzips @Not_yourpilot @ThatGuyM77 @grok @Angry_Amphibian @_free_f0rever_ @haprho @entropie42 @ken_caudle @WisenheimuR @BillySwift8 @AlteredEggoEgo @lrdofkbl @scorpion_bird @hawk_yeah123 @Mctoon27 @egolder256 So then show us the correct unprojected map of the 2D flat earth. It should be as simple to make as a blueprint of a building.

@FooleryT @xyphophor @newbsharp @TimGlauert @RogHawk1 @Masterzips @Not_yourpilot @ThatGuyM77 @grok @Angry_Amphibian @_free_f0rever_ @haprho @entropie42 @ken_caudle @WisenheimuR @BillySwift8 @AlteredEggoEgo @lrdofkbl @scorpion_bird @hawk_yeah123 @Mctoon27 @egolder256 Distorted from stretching flat around a ball. Then as a result, the distorted sizes and distances of/between land masses got projected onto a 2D map.

@JohnWarpower @theepicmap Literally is. Sorry you don't understand geography. Or twilight.

@theepicmap literally not possible on a globe

Each year on July 8 at 11:15 UTC, 99% of the world's population experiences daylight. This day should have a name, and it should be a holiday.

Lovely sunset tonight with the high clouds! #utwx

@WisenheimuR No one kept time at a WWF match better than she did. youtu.be/I7aRttakGHU?si…

@JMichaelsonUT Could have gone with Clara Peller I guess. Not sure if she had dentures though.

I think this is the McDonalds guy that puts the carrot and celery sticks into the Unhappy Meals. There’s a right way to eat a burger and he’s not doing it.

@brontyman Someone teach that woman to budget.