Johnny Satyre

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@j_fishback Why is it never “give the taxpayers their money back”? That’s the simplest and best answer. It’s stolen money. Return it.

Would you rather spend $200 billion to bomb Iran or…? A: give every teacher in America a $62,500 bonus B: provide downpayment assistance for 20 million young families C: build 1,300 rural hospitals

@willis_zealous @AvgHonkey @TheXReportCard Yall’s movie making is like At 1985 levels it’s so simple. “Bad guy is someone who doesn’t look like us”. No nuance. Black Panther was a mid action movie from 40 years ago and was heaped praise upon it because it was made by black people. Same with sinners and jordan peeles films

@AvgHonkey @TheXReportCard Not answering the question, it glorifies killing injustice, there were black vamps if you forgot, that got killed. Raving about black killing white is caveman thinking. The movie is supposed to exposes uncomfortable convos and its surface level-thinking that this movie is that.

Black Horror is nothing more than revenge porn against Whites

@Randomnbafacts @WyattzWorId Hahahaha you’re a virgin

@JSatyre @WyattzWorId Is that a bad thing? So std free, no child support payments, peace, spend my money on what I want... 🤔 how am I losing 😂😂 that definitely don't hurt my feelings💯

Did something come out today? Why the fuck are people wrapped around Best Buy at 10 am

@Randomnbafacts @WyattzWorId Because they are virgins. Like you.

@WyattzWorId Why does this annoy people? People be acting like they don't stand outside of clubs, sports games, concerts, and many different events... but someone into their thing is just wrong....

@JPHilllllll Wouldn’t this allow you knobs to just creat art all day? Thought yall hate working.

It’s just a weird sickness at some point, this level of greed. You have $200 billion dollars. You could wipe your ass with $100 bills and keep getting richer every day. Why kill thousands and thousands of jobs at this point?

@Beni1250793 @Aliathewhite No, this is intentional and widespread. Why else would she be recording?

@Aliathewhite Klan meeting in the comments lmao🤣🤣🤣 I can tell some of you never worked retail or food service before, miscommunications and misunderstandings like this happen all the time and the customer doesn't wanna admit fault. This is NOT limited to one race nor more frequent.

Most blacks simply can't comprehend that services must be paid for, they're like a retarded child who thinks everything is free.

@TESouth10 @Emilio2763 People with this disease aren’t supposed to date then? Can they only date each other?

@Emilio2763 Pedophiles everywhere are high fiving, thinking about how she looks 11. Disgusting. Not her, the grown man/woman that dates her..

Shes 22 but this is Sick…

@RealWorldReels @washghost1 Why are you defending this dork? People don’t want to hear this shit.

@washghost1 7 days a week min wage smh 🤦🏿‍♂️ acting like he love his employees so much lmao 🤣

Good on him for standing up for his employees

@VizNCreate @AgentOfEternity @InternetReels How do you arrest a vehicle, you knob?

Lady decides to be rude to an officer and this happens

@Elvin488874 @VizNCreate @InternetReels Don’t argue with idiots like this.

@VizNCreate @InternetReels OK here anonymous lady here is your ticket for an expired tag. We don’t know who you are. We don’t know anything about you but here’s your blank ticket. This is by your logic🙄😂

@Csmitty12_21 @HailStateBB Silent blackout.

@HailStateBB Guess we had to attend this game to actually watch it. Garbage!

Go time.

@Crypto_Atheist_ @MarinasHammer Wait, you retweeted yourself getting a ratio? Wtf

Nothing says "Let's compare crime statistics" quite like one cherry-picked, apocalyptic sounding story from a city of 4 million people. You're right though, we should totally ignore the systemic issues, the housing crisis, and the decades of policy failures that create these situations in the US. It's much easier to just lazily gesture at a country 10,000 miles away that you've probably never visited. It’s the classic "look over there!" distraction technique. By that flawless logic, I guess one car break-in in Joburg means the entire city is basically a Mad Max sequel.

Los Angeles is so bad that you will get stabbed charging your car at the city library by a homeless man, and when an ambulance comes to save you, ANOTHER homeless man steals the ambulance while they’re tending to you at the scene leaving you no way to get to the hospital, and you die. Sounds like South Africa…

@Crypto_Atheist_ @MarinasHammer Why is it never the bad people’s fault? Why doesn’t everyone coming out of that place behave the same way? You yourself said it was cherry picked.

@tariqnasheed @DrAlmarielao And the black lady went along with it?

@DrAlmarielao Shout out to the content creators who staged this video to capitalize off of the white supremacist’s anti-Black racism

A Lowe’s employee blocked off an aisle so he could move some heavy items safely. Warning signs and a barrier were clearly placed to keep customers out. Despite this, a customer moved the barrier aside and walked in, saying she just needed to grab one item. The employee immediately warned her that the area wasn’t safe and called for assistance. Rules like these usually exist to prevent accidents. Ignoring safety warnings can put both the customer and employees at risk, even if someone thinks they’ll “just be a second.” When safety barriers are clearly set up, should customers face consequences for ignoring them and entering restricted areas?

@Z_Archer25 @Geiger_Capital Sir, please gargle my balls.

@Geiger_Capital Yarvin's doomer fanfic reads like a gated-community fever dream. History isn't a South African rerun—Americans build, assimilate, and outbreed paranoia. Yarvin - whom JD "couch man" Vance counts as a friend and mentor - is a weirdo. Furthermore:

Curtis Yarvin says the West has "no balls" now and will simply turn into South Africa… "Americans and Europeans will not resist the mass immigration and population replacement. You know, the thought that they will grab their muskets or whatever. It won't happen. Won’t happen at all. What will happen is exactly what happened in South Africa. They will just acknowledge that they've lost their power and their country forever. And then they will sit quietly in their houses and build more and more barbed wire and electric fences until finally they are exterminated in one big pogrom. That's the future. That's what will happen to your children."

@BenHopkins94622 @greg_price11 Reading is hard. Understanding satire, even harder.

@greg_price11 So brave! Did you also make love to your boyfriend? 😂

I used to be a giant hockey fan, but after watching the USA hockey team enjoy themselves with a President who is making illegal alien child molesters less plentiful in my community, I was so overcome with rage that I burned all my jerseys, calmed myself by lighting my RBG prayer candle, and donated $5,000 to AOC.

@krassenstein @GavinNewsom You both suck balls.

@GavinNewsom Awesome response.

You didn’t give a shit about the President of the United States of America posting an ape video of President Obama or calling African nations shitholes — but you’re going to call me racist for talking about my lifelong struggle with dyslexia? Spare me your fake fucking outrage, Sean.

@InevitableChina @allenanalysis @Kathleen_Tyson_ @cspan You dorks actually believe that. It’s not even that great of an impression.

@allenanalysis @Kathleen_Tyson_ @cspan The US President just called a news station under a fake alias to whine about his own supreme court—and there’s a non-zero percent chance he thinks no one will notice.

🚨 NO WAY 😭 “John Barron” just called @CSPAN to complain about the Supreme Court nuking Trump’s tariffs. Yes — that John Barron. The fake name Trump used for decades. They cut him off mid-call. 💀You cannot make this up. 😂🥴

@KristenKukarito @JCAndersonNYC The irony is mind boggling here.

NYC employs 364,000 government employees, of which only 31% of are white. What is the point of the office of racial equity? To reduce that number to zero?

@AOC You expect the media to laugh at a joke at their expense? AOCca, please…

The only thing longer than my pause to think was their silence to his joke 💀