🏴‍☠️Johnny Swamptooth 🏴‍☠️

The results of this decision are coming to fruition 3 generations later. This never should have happened. time.com/6322156/histor…

@OfAthenry @nypost Kidney stone

@nypost Let he who has not chopped off a dead racoon's penis cast the first stone.

RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip trib.al/GRIk0oS

I have arrived at the Sándor Palace to meet the President of Hungary. @DrTamasSulyok is unworthy of representing the unity of the Hungarian nation. He is unfit to serve as the guardian of legality. He is not fit to serve as a moral authority or a role model. Following the formation of the new government, Tamás Sulyok must leave office immediately.

We just won. Ticketmaster / Live Nation was the biggest antitrust case in years. A jury just ruled for us on all claims. We brought this case with a big group of AGs and USDOJ - until last month, when USDOJ cut a backroom deal with Live Nation in the middle of the trial and bailed. We rejected their deal, finished the trial, and now a jury has found that they’ve been operating as an illegal monopoly and used their power to unlawfully raise ticket prices on you. This is a huge win for consumers and artists, but it also sends a message that we can still take on monopolies - and win. But we aren't done yet. The case now moves to a second phase where the judge will determine the specific remedies needed to dismantle Ticketmaster’s grip on the industry. Our goal is simple: restore real competition, end the abuse of consumers and artists, and bring fair pricing back to live entertainment.

He noticed a wild frog living in his fence post, so he built a 3D-printed home for the frogs to live and hide. [📹unknowndazza]

I almost posted something identical yesterday. I went down the soda aisle and in that moment just decided I couldn’t afford Diet Coke anymore. And it’s not that I don’t have $9, but the cost vs value just doesn’t math anymore. Grocery prices are a full blown crisis at this point, and I’d really like to see some congressional action on price gouging. Because starving people living in the same country where grocery conglomerates are posting record profits is not a sustainable model. The greed has gone too far. Time to rein it in.

A colleague once swiveled in his chair and said: "I cannot believe this is my life at this point. There was a moment, years ago, where I could have gone a different direction. And I didn't. And I think about it." I wrote this for everyone who has ever had that thought.

@DrPareto2025 @m_beast1 @BraddrofliT @DC4Hope Omg 😵‍💫

@m_beast1 @BraddrofliT @DC4Hope If you shove your head just a little further up trumps ass you can see his liver.

Trump bragged he graduated top of his class at Wharton… There were 366 students. He finished… wait for it… 364th. 😂

A 91 year old grandmother was given a welfare check after being unresponsive to her family. When police showed up, she was in her room breaking her personal record on a video game😭 Via News 5 Cleveland

@themartinpod Very lucky bro now don't fuck it up.

My lovely wife, Janet, came by the studio to have a chat at the mic. How lucky am I? 😍🥰 #TheMartinSheenPodcast 💙

BREAKING : Italian 🇮🇹 Georgia Meloni becomes the first PM in the world to belt Trump for his remarks on Pope 🔥 🇺🇸 Trump –– "The Pope is weak against crime and he is not doing his job well. He is terrible for foreign policy" 🇮🇹 Meloni –– 🔥 "Trump's words toward the Holy Father are unacceptable. The Pope is the head of the Catholic Church and it is right and normal for him to call for peace and to condemn every form of war" Trump expected support at Strait of Hormuz from Meloni but she's exposing his hypocrisy instead 🤣

@WarthoneGaming @justgeorgeIII @JamesTate121 Retail workers face this every day.

@justgeorgeIII @JamesTate121 So your telling me she works a job that doesn't offer health insurance. That comes out of her paycheck? Cause my insurance co pays are $10 dollars. I smell bullshit somewhere.

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

@johnL_99 @justgeorgeIII @JamesTate121 That's not how hourly jobs work.

Sorry for your coworker, but that’s hardly America. I’ve been in corporate America for 50 years, and have never heard of the need for a doctors note. More typically folks are allowed x number of personal days for whatever, including illness. Are you saying the allowance was exceeded?

"Fishing is dangerous, it needs experience" Never mess with the water without skills. #Fishing #FishingFail #Viral #videosvuvu

@realrnelson @mamlam @mhp_guy Mine don't. 🤷‍♂️

@JSwamptooth @mamlam @mhp_guy It’s not a temperature thing. LED’s oscillate on/off and it’s noticeable. It creates a very odd and artificial feeling light.

Biggest marketing scam ever invented? “Lasts 13 years!” A few years later, it dies. “Where’d we get those bulbs from again? Whatever. Let’s just buy more.” A while back, I went through and replaced every incandescent in our house with LEDs. 7 years later, here we are.

@SoonerMac79 @mhp_guy Walmart bulbs. 🤷‍♂️

@mhp_guy I was going to make a similar post a few weeks ago. 18 years on these. I've lived here 5 years and already changed the bathroom lights twice.

@mamlam @realrnelson @mhp_guy Get a different color temperature.

@realrnelson @mhp_guy Freakin hate antiseptic LED dont wanna live in a surgical suite, wanna feel like home. Go back to incandescent for living areas.

@myWimberleyTech @mhp_guy My first hue multicolor bulb finally blew at 10 years. My other 2 are still going strong at 12.

@mhp_guy When you skimp on the electronics, the LED isn't going to last and it's not the LED itself failing. Anecdotally speaking, the Phillips Hue bulbs here are still going strong today after 6+ years. One is also more expensive than that entire Eco pack. Idk about current quality.

@ByrneAdri4500 @EviI_Otto @RealPostFolder They want to be. The real world is too big, complicated and scary for them.

@EviI_Otto @RealPostFolder Seriously. Can literally just google that question instead of posting it and the google ai will give the summary. Drives me insane. It’s like the easier information is to obtain, the dumber people get. Why is that?

@ComputerSageJAB @TimInHonolulu Then test it.

@TimInHonolulu The country survived before 1980 without the Presidential Records Act and yes , if tested, it is most likely unconstitutional

1/ In a rapidly deteriorating Trump White House environment, the Office of Legal Counsel's absurd opinion that the Federal Records Act is unconstitutional, could mean that they have already begun the destruction of Trump records to protect the people who have conspired with him.