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@sharrond62 @CrunchAlias @marksandspencer Exactly, Sharon. Here are the 2 changing rooms in my nearest branch in Devon. Absolutely illegal.

David Miliband is CEO of the International Rescue Committee. They lost around $500 million in US funding last year and now need to replace that money somehow. Fear remains one of the most effective fundraising tools in international aid. Just saying.

Fabulous! I've been trying to get arrested for knowing what a woman is for a couple of years now and no luck at all, yet they persecute and harass working class women who need to crowdfund for their defence. I've been discriminated against far too long. Fingers crossed for 2026!

Are you sitting down? UK reported rapes: 2015: 30K 2025: 75K Increase: 150% UK social media arrests: 2015: 2K 2025: 12K Increase: 500% UK most popular boy name: 2015: Oliver 2025: Muhammad Absolutely insane.

@BenKentish It was never like this:

In the space of literally two minutes walking through central London just now, was offered (by separate people) drugs, sex and brothels, accosted by some weirdo trying to get me into his “free taxi” and had someone else try to rob me. Never a police officer in sight, of course. I love London but criminals are being given free reign.

@T2CPO791 @JamesMacPher @JonnyRoot_ @rolandgarros I do. I didnt use the term.

@JamesMacPher @Jagger53015280 @JonnyRoot_ @rolandgarros Do you realize that phrase “Japs” are inappropriate and offensive?

Naomi Osaka took the court for her first French Open match in an all black dress with no white at all. Just like her parties. (🎥: @rolandgarros)

Parts of London are just FILTHY with litter and trash that a significant minority feel entitled to just chuck wherever they happen to be standing. Plastic bottles, drinks cans, fast food packaging, fag packets, plastic bags, anything and everything.@KeirStarmer @EmilyThornberry

@MadMontana Hate it hate it hate it

The amount of miserable cunts that hate the sun… it’s not about the heat, it’s about what you’re able to do, eat dinner in the garden every night, sit out until 9 o’clock still getting sun on your face, the nights are long, the mood is better & just makes you feel so healthy

@itsbighonkin I do every day.

Walked over 10k steps 5 days in a row and whoever is pushing the idea that we should be hitting that every day is a liar who hates their feet

@Morris_3341 Wow

Not everyone can wear this uniform ✨

There's a 60 second test that determines how old you are and most people over 40 will fail it. It's called the Old Man Test. 1. Stand barefoot with your shoes and socks in front of you. 2. Lift one foot. 3. Put on a sock, then a shoe, tie it. Foot never touches the ground. 4. Switch sides. Do the same thing. As you age, balance becomes the canary in the coal mine. The good news is you can improve it at any age. - Don't be excessively fat - Build lower body strength using single leg exercises - Walk heel to toe across the kitchen - Stand on one foot while brushing your teeth - Get off the couch without using your hands - Lift weights 3x a week. Try it out and let me know in the comments if you passed or failed.

We're standing up for residents who are as sick this 💩as we are. Since February we've handed out a massive 701 FPNs for fly-tipping! £1,000 for dumping your rubbish just isn't worth it - your neighbours are tired of it, and we'll catch you for doing it.🚨

Sweden just banned cousin marriages and close relative unions: law kicks in July 1, 2026. No more recognising them from abroad either. Reason: protecting kids from genetic risks and tackling forced marriages in parallel communities. Well done Sweden 👏🏻 UK next?

@NotJustLerato Eh?

Honest question… why do guys poop everyday without fail but most women can go 2 to 3 days without??

Urgent!

@sophiegrenham 👍 whatever happened to lovely linen snd crisp cotton.

Apart from the heat, summer is my least favourite season because I see far too much of people's bodies. Nothing is left to the imagination anymore, and every day is a visual assault! 🌞 👙

So i have spent my day clearing my neighbours back garden, great guy who works every hour god sends to support his family. 3 lovely young daughters who are polite and well mannered so I wanted to help to give them somewhere safe outside to play. Took a break and had a look online for someone selling a cheap used playhouse type thing. Found a guy flogging one with a swing and a slide for £25. Called him and told him what i was doing. He has just drove from Grimsby after a full days work. Spent an hour and a half putting it back together with me, loaded all the rubble bags into his van to take skip tomorrow and refused to take a penny. Morral of the story - Good people do still exist.

The largest cohort of asylum seeker claims are from Pakistan. Lefties, what are they fleeing ? And why the UK and not the dozens of other countries near that region ? I’ll tell you in simple terms. It’s the benefits and free housing.