Jake Patrick

Grindr as friendly as ever tonight 🫠

@goldbossed @GDickio @_lfcleanne lol when you can’t win an argument, just block them I guess 🤣

@goldbossed @GDickio @_lfcleanne They’re level on difference precisely because of the form I mentioned. Not that difficult to work out but you’re welcome.

Still think Arsenal go on to win the league, even if they crawl over the line. City failing to take a lot of chances tonight and Everton and Bournemouth away will be tough plus they’ve a very good Villa team to play, too.

@FCBOMBA1 @kmasonn_ @Rory_Talks_Ball No, I think both teams will drop points but Arsenal will drop more.

@JakeyPerry4 @kmasonn_ @Rory_Talks_Ball Wait, so if you think that GD is only a factor if Arsenal win all their games does that not imply that you’re assuming City win all of their games?

@goldbossed @GDickio @_lfcleanne He’s clearly talking about recent form against the biggest sides. Which is relevant.

@GDickio @_lfcleanne What a cretin. You’re level on points, not some clear winner you fool. Can’t take a different opinion

@FCBOMBA1 @kmasonn_ @Rory_Talks_Ball You didn’t expressly say it, but it was heavily implied by you saying it was a bad result for City. Why was it not a great result? The only reason it wouldn’t be a great result is if you assume Arsenal will win all remaining games and therefore GD will matter.

@kmasonn_ @Rory_Talks_Ball You’re the third person to say this. Nowhere in the tweet did I make an assumption. Level of basic comprehension is in the gutter on this app.

@LMandirunga @SamLee 1) Arsenal can’t score 2) it won’t come down to GD

@SamLee This will surely haunt us towards the end of the season. Arsenal will surely put 4/5 against Burnley in a few weeks. That's definitely for sure

To paraphrase something that was said about Argentina when they lost to Saudi Arabia at the World Cup, City tried to score the third goal before they got the second. City won, of course! And they're top, which is probably all that matters, but they should have racked up the GD

@StevenMcinerney 100% and let’s face it, it won’t come down to goal difference because there’s no way both teams are winning all remaining fixtures…

Can't believe the amount of crying on here after literally winning to go top of the league. Deary me.

I 100000% guarantee you Arsenal aren't going 'oh well at least we can catch them on goal difference!'. they're fucking GUTTED that City won and they're now second. The only thing that'll matter.

You can actually see the moment Ed Miliband thinks, what's the point burning through whatever political credibility I've got left energetically defending a man who's going to be gone in a matter of weeks.

Today might be the moment Starmer regrets not appointing Emily Thornberry (as was expected) to cabinet back in 2024. Had she been given assumed role he might have avoided today's evisceration.

@FirehorseP @ToryWipeout @lewis_goodall Starmer, a former lawyer I remind you, knew enough about Mandelson to ask questions and do some basic due diligence. He didn’t.

@ToryWipeout @lewis_goodall And, he would have done it no matter what the circumstances because he's a stand up guy, in his opinion. If I had something of this importance come across my desk when I was only into the job damn sure I would have discussed it with my line manager. He set a trap for Starmer imo.

If nothing else, the decision to sack Robbins, when he didn't need to, must rank as one of the most absurd acts of political self-harm any prime minister has yet committed. All of this eminently foreseeable.

@WelBeast Your 8th tweet about City today #rentfree

Manchester City can’t even sell semifinal tickets. When you’re small, you’re small.

"Nobody told me". The question is, why didn't the prime minister ask?

@Nick___Collins How can you not hate a team that bottles every trophy but behaves like they win it every year

KEIR STARMERRRR not kerrstymer

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

A trophy every 24 games 🤯 Bernardo Silva 👏

There’s literally dragon, unicorn, and mermaid emojis

@srivatsank24 @Hugo____Viana True. As satisfying as it would be to beat them on GD on the last game of the season, I’d rather they tire themselves out and self destruct.

@JakeyPerry4 @Hugo____Viana like I said... if they make it, it negates everything out as we could have midweek league games to make up... that said, all I want rn is for Sporting to push this to penalties so they'd be knackered playing us.. one game at a time...

Manchester City fans must be rooting for Arsenal against Sporting to reach the semis vs Barcelona/Atleti. As they would be playing 2 more physically demanding matches in that 7 PL games bracket which could help City more.

@srivatsank24 @Hugo____Viana Which is precisely why it would be good for Arsenal to get through to the next round of the UCL. It’s in City’s interests for Arsenal to be as knackered as possible.

@Hugo____Viana also dont forget.. if we make it to the FA Cup Final, we'll have another rescheduled game... which negates the UCL games that Arsenal would play...